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Lions and Browns in the Super Bowl.
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brian wrote: Thu Dec 28, 2023 8:52 pm Lions and Browns in the Super Bowl.
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So Watson is making a guaranteed 46 million a year for 5 years? He's gotta be making like 8 million a start! Then Joe Flacco off of his couch. It's madness!
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Butchie from Hamden is loudly advocating on local sports radio that clearly the Ravens made a mistake signing Lamar in the offseason when Joe was available to come back. I AM NOT JOKING.
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bfj wrote: Fri Dec 29, 2023 8:19 am Butchie from Hamden is loudly advocating on local sports radio that clearly the Ravens made a mistake signing Lamar in the offseason when Joe was available to come back. I AM NOT JOKING.
Browns are gonna be the 5 seed - so if they win their playoff game against the AFC south winner (which they will probably be favored to do) and if the 2 and 3 seeds win then Flacco comes to Baltimore for divisional round of playoffs...and if Browns won that with Flacco at QB the talk radio around here would be especially horror-laden...
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Last time the Lions and Browns were both in the playoffs was 1994.
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brian wrote: Fri Dec 29, 2023 12:44 pm Last time the Lions and Browns were both in the playoffs was 1994.
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tennbengal wrote: Fri Dec 29, 2023 12:24 pm
bfj wrote: Fri Dec 29, 2023 8:19 am Butchie from Hamden is loudly advocating on local sports radio that clearly the Ravens made a mistake signing Lamar in the offseason when Joe was available to come back. I AM NOT JOKING.
Browns are gonna be the 5 seed - so if they win their playoff game against the AFC south winner (which they will probably be favored to do) and if the 2 and 3 seeds win then Flacco comes to Baltimore for divisional round of playoffs...and if Browns won that with Flacco at QB the talk radio around here would be especially horror-laden...
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Pruitt IV wrote: Fri Dec 29, 2023 1:15 pm
brian wrote: Fri Dec 29, 2023 12:44 pm Last time the Lions and Browns were both in the playoffs was 1994.
Krieg and Holcomb!
Would have been Scott Mitchell for Detroit that year I think.
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brian wrote: Fri Dec 29, 2023 2:02 pm
Pruitt IV wrote: Fri Dec 29, 2023 1:15 pm
brian wrote: Fri Dec 29, 2023 12:44 pm Last time the Lions and Browns were both in the playoffs was 1994.
Krieg and Holcomb!
Would have been Scott Mitchell for Detroit that year I think.
Do you mean Kelly Holcomb? That's way earlier. I think it was still Vinny Green Balls.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Dec 29, 2023 2:17 pm
brian wrote: Fri Dec 29, 2023 2:02 pm
Pruitt IV wrote: Fri Dec 29, 2023 1:15 pm
brian wrote: Fri Dec 29, 2023 12:44 pm Last time the Lions and Browns were both in the playoffs was 1994.
Krieg and Holcomb!
Would have been Scott Mitchell for Detroit that year I think.
Do you mean Kelly Holcomb? That's way earlier. I think it was still Vinny Green Balls.
I sit corrected, it was Testaverde.

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rass wrote: Fri Dec 29, 2023 1:27 pm
tennbengal wrote: Fri Dec 29, 2023 12:24 pm
bfj wrote: Fri Dec 29, 2023 8:19 am Butchie from Hamden is loudly advocating on local sports radio that clearly the Ravens made a mistake signing Lamar in the offseason when Joe was available to come back. I AM NOT JOKING.
Browns are gonna be the 5 seed - so if they win their playoff game against the AFC south winner (which they will probably be favored to do) and if the 2 and 3 seeds win then Flacco comes to Baltimore for divisional round of playoffs...and if Browns won that with Flacco at QB the talk radio around here would be especially horror-laden...
This but for real?

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Ravens are honoring Ray Rice at their game tomorrow. So gross.
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“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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That’s great but it’s meaningless if the Ravens don’t acknowledge it during the ceremony. And even with all that still feels too soon.
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All right, all right, I’ll ask. Who is Jimmy Johnson?
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7-time NASCAR champ. Bronto is not amused.
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I thought it was the sandwich shop guy, but that makes more sense.
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Is this ceremony just for Johnson or is it for Jones too or have Jones and Johnson not interacted in almost 30 years because Buck keeps mentioning Jones.
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The reason the rest of the country hates the Cowboys so much is because no other team would get this reverential treatment for a guy that hasn’t coached in three decades. Fuck the Cowboys.
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This is dumb old man shit but I liked it better when the cowboys refused to wear blue at home.
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WTF was with that 2 point conversion at the end of the game? Did the guy just forget to tell the ref he was eligible? Can’t believe they didn’t kick after the penalty, but I guess they already won the division.
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I wonder how far back they could go before Campbell would have kicked the XP.
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The Sybian wrote: Sat Dec 30, 2023 11:31 pm WTF was with that 2 point conversion at the end of the game? Did the guy just forget to tell the ref he was eligible? Can’t believe they didn’t kick after the penalty, but I guess they already won the division.
They're also playing for HFA and a bye though.
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Jerloma wrote: Sat Dec 30, 2023 11:31 pm I wonder how far back they could go before Campbell would have kicked the XP.
They weren't. They didn't want to play an overtime period.
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degenerasian wrote: Sat Dec 30, 2023 11:36 pm
Jerloma wrote: Sat Dec 30, 2023 11:31 pm I wonder how far back they could go before Campbell would have kicked the XP.
They weren't. They didn't want to play an overtime period.
Clearly!
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degenerasian wrote: Sat Dec 30, 2023 11:36 pm
Jerloma wrote: Sat Dec 30, 2023 11:31 pm I wonder how far back they could go before Campbell would have kicked the XP.
They weren't. They didn't want to play an overtime period.
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The Sybian wrote: Sat Dec 30, 2023 11:31 pm WTF was with that 2 point conversion at the end of the game? Did the guy just forget to tell the ref he was eligible? Can’t believe they didn’t kick after the penalty, but I guess they already won the division.
I think ref fucked up per every observer postgame.
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feels like the simplest explanation is that the officials mistook Decker and Skipper somehow and that set off the chain of events

(not a defense, it just feels like the only way this makes sense without veering too off the rails)
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Taking a lot of the heat off another McCarthy game management boondoggle.
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lol

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Yea, it sucks that Detroit lost, but with the Dallas win, the Patriots have the 3rd pick currently...

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It will be fascinating to see how the Bears handle things in the draft.
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Ravens starting safety Kyle Hamilton (knee), starting cornerback Brandon Stephens (ankle), and starting right guard Kevin Zeitler (knee/quad) are all inactive for the first time this season.
Not what you want to see facing Miami.
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Nobody tell Julio Jones that it isn’t 2015 anymore.
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So what's Justin Fields going to fetch in a trade? The Bears can clinch the #1 pick today with a Carolina loss.
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