NFL 2023 - Week 18 - Down the Stretch They Come!

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Just watched 10 minutes of the Texans-Colts Week 2 rewind on NFL Network thinking it was the game today. Was wondering is Anthony Richardson really back?
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The five key positions on any team is QB, LT, Alpha Receiver, Edge Rusher, and Lead Corner. The Texans filed three of those spots in the last two drafts with absolute studs in Stroud, Anderson, and Stingley, traded for a Pro-Bowler at LT in Tunsil (albeit in a steep price), and have a emerging star at receiver in Collins (beautiful 75-yard catch and run btw). And all of them outside of Tunsil are young. What bright future they have. Those fans have earned it.
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The Puddle of Mudd song going to commercial would have made more sense in the earlier game.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Sat Jan 06, 2024 8:43 pm The five key positions on any team is QB, LT, Alpha Receiver, Edge Rusher, and Lead Corner. The Texans filed three of those spots in the last two drafts with absolute studs in Stroud, Anderson, and Stingley, traded for a Pro-Bowler at LT in Tunsil (albeit in a steep price), and have a emerging star at receiver in Collins (beautiful 75-yard catch and run btw). And all of them outside of Tunsil are young. What bright future they have. Those fans have earned it.
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Rex wrote: Sat Jan 06, 2024 9:03 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: Sat Jan 06, 2024 8:43 pm The five key positions on any team is QB, LT, Alpha Receiver, Edge Rusher, and Lead Corner. The Texans filed three of those spots in the last two drafts with absolute studs in Stroud, Anderson, and Stingley, traded for a Pro-Bowler at LT in Tunsil (albeit in a steep price), and have a emerging star at receiver in Collins (beautiful 75-yard catch and run btw). And all of them outside of Tunsil are young. What bright future they have. Those fans have earned it.
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If they just run the fourth down play the get the ball back. Coaches outsmarting themselves
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Never in a million years did I expect the NFL team I root for to be playing a playoff game but here we are.
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Giff wrote: Sat Jan 06, 2024 11:18 pm Never in a million years did I expect the NFL team I root for to be playing a playoff game but here we are.
It's crazy how Nico Collins is their only healthy receiving threat and he still did that. That team is legit.
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This is probably why I shouldn't look at the Twitters but I was terribly confused by this as well...

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Giff wrote: Sat Jan 06, 2024 11:18 pm Never in a million years did I expect the NFL team I root for to be playing a playoff game but here we are.
Honestly, same. After punishing them by ignoring them last year it was nice to get there and it not have much to do with asshole mchandy.
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what's the record for most punts in a game?
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Can we have an alternate Red Zone to cover the draft order race?
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mister d wrote: Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:23 am Wasn't he pretty good before he played for a mess of a team with a bigger mess of a line?
How is Breece Hall good?

He was good when he was younger, but now he's less young and less good.
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For fucks neck how are we staying on 31-0 cin-cle and not the Tennessee Jax game? I know they can move from blowouts
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Come on Tennessee, hold on!
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rass wrote: Sun Jan 07, 2024 2:09 pm Loving the fight in my gritty adopted Titans.
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Woohoo!

A week or three ago, I probably didn't really want the Steelers in the playoffs. But the way they closed out the season, I think they might not got smoked in the first game.
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Jerloma wrote: Sun Jan 07, 2024 12:25 am This is probably why I shouldn't look at the Twitters but I was terribly confused by this as well...

I wondered the same thing. It looked pretty close. At the very least, you'd expect a good receiver in a critical game to dive for that, but I'm not convinced he needed to do that.

My only thought was that maybe he couldn't get a good look at it because of the rain?
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Rex wrote: Sun Jan 07, 2024 2:03 pm Can we have an alternate Red Zone to cover the draft order race?
Right? If Washington and Arizona lose then it's a bunch of weird SOS tie breakers.

We need Steve Kornacki, stat.
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Dallas and Philly must have a handshake agreement
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Eagles looking worse than the Panthers.
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Johnnie wrote: Sun Jan 07, 2024 5:20 pm
Rex wrote: Sun Jan 07, 2024 2:03 pm Can we have an alternate Red Zone to cover the draft order race?
Right? If Washington and Arizona lose then it's a bunch of weird SOS tie breakers.

We need Steve Kornacki, stat.
He was on nfl network earlier this week I think.
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If this defensive collapse ensures Pencils McRocketScientist never gets a job coaching anywhere again this Eagles season would be a success.
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I think I'm going insane because Romo and the "expert" ref analyst did not mention once that he didn't have control until he was out of bounds, and then when the refs said that exactly, Romo and expert were still focussing on something else.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Jan 07, 2024 6:04 pm If this defensive collapse ensures Pencils McRocketScientist never gets a job coaching anywhere again this Eagles season would be a success.
It came out last week, that Belichick wanted to keep him on as offensive coordinator, but Kraft forced the change, so maybe they'll be reunited in San Diego next season.
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My area got the whittiest games this week. And that includes my favorite team playing. Most exciting part was seeing them talk about Joe Flacco. Sad.
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New Orleans scored a meaningless touchdown - by going into victory formation, then doing a surprise run. Jeez, that is about as bush league as it gets.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Jan 07, 2024 6:04 pm If this defensive collapse ensures Pencils McRocketScientist never gets a job coaching anywhere again this Eagles season would be a success.
I am still SO confused how he re-surfaced mid-year and gifted the d-coordinator job mid-stream. It is beyond confusing to me.
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Shirley wrote: Sun Jan 07, 2024 4:00 pm Woohoo!

A week or three ago, I probably didn't really want the Steelers in the playoffs. But the way they closed out the season, I think they might not got smoked in the first game.
Losing their best player and the likely DPOY is not going to help.
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sancarlos wrote: Sun Jan 07, 2024 6:57 pm New Orleans scored a meaningless touchdown - by going into victory formation, then doing a surprise run. Jeez, that is about as bush league as it gets.
That’s a pretty underrated rivalry and should serve to dial the spicy.
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Right? I think the Saints still put a billboard in Atlanta every year on March 28th. I always like some bad blood.
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brian wrote: Sun Jan 07, 2024 7:50 pm
sancarlos wrote: Sun Jan 07, 2024 6:57 pm New Orleans scored a meaningless touchdown - by going into victory formation, then doing a surprise run. Jeez, that is about as bush league as it gets.
That’s a pretty underrated rivalry and should serve to dial the spicy.
As an aggrieved owner of various Falcons in fantasy, god bless the Saints for that. Fuck Arthur Smith.
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It sounds like a Bills home game.
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sancarlos wrote: Sun Jan 07, 2024 6:57 pm New Orleans scored a meaningless touchdown - by going into victory formation, then doing a surprise run. Jeez, that is about as bush league as it gets.
Supposedly Winston and the team went rouge. It was supposed to be a kneel-down.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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is josh allen having hallucinations? Does he know whose team he is on?
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