2023 NFL Wild Card Weekend

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L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 6:37 pm Your wife roots for the Cowboys AND the Spurs? She must be an amazing cook for you to marry her.
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I was just about to comment on the "YEAH HERE WE GO." Fuck, it's so grating.
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tennbengal wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 6:42 pm
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Good news:

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Cowboys should have gone for 2, even from the 12. Missed the XP anyways.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Are you allowed to run a fake for 2 on an extra point kick try?

Holy shit. How do they let these guys get wide-open like that?
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Okay, I'll allow it now. Holy fuck.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 6:37 pm Your wife roots for the Cowboys AND the Spurs? She must be an amazing cook for you to marry her.
That is funny!
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L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 6:37 pm Your wife roots for the Cowboys AND the Spurs? She must be an amazing cook for you to marry her.
She doesn’t care about the Spurs now, but the first pic I saw of her she was decked out in Spurs gear and I didn’t care. I just knew.
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twitter is so fun at the moment

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When was the last time a team gave up a 50-bomb at home in the playoffs?
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The NFL Network is showing a 2021 Lions/Rams game right now. I think they do this just to confuse my father.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 7:11 pm When was the last time a team gave up a 50-bomb at home in the playoffs?
From what I can Google, KC beat Houston 51-31 in the divisional round on January 12, 2020.

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Oh, I misread. Thought it was just "give up 50." Missed the "at home" part.
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Anyway, no matter what happens tomorrow, this playoff season isn’t going to be a total loss.
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sancarlos wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 7:27 pm The NFL Network is showing a 2021 Lions/Rams game right now. I think they do this just to confuse my father.
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Now to see if the Lions are ready for prime time
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Johnnie wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 4:15 pm There was chatter on the second page of the thread about Noah Eagle.

And....HE'S 26!!!

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MaxWebster wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 5:18 pm I actually don't think i've been to Mints since ~1992?
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(and i agree, the idea of eating there is incredibly skeevy. Last one i was in - somewhere on Lundy's Lane (IYKYK) - there were tables of guys fully eating food. it's a dichotomy i could not wrap my head around as i was led to the VIP room....some people...sigh....)
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Amusing that Lions fans were in the stadium early watching on the big screen cheering FOR the Packers.
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Belichick has to end up there now because is the most Drew Bledsoe ass stat line I’ve ever seen
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degenerasian wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 8:19 pm Amusing that Lions fans were in the stadium early watching on the big screen cheering FOR the Packers.
It was a tremendously fucked up series of events including a potential extra home playoff game but yes. We were rooting for the Packers. The NFL fucking the Lions against the Cowboys a few weeks ago also applied.
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lol nfl refs
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Honestly sometimes it feels like a waste of time being a Lions just knowing you’re gonna get fucked even if the team is good.
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Yeah that was a massive and inexplicable fuck up. Likely took at least a FG off the board.
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And wearing blueberry
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And on prime time!
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and another Lions home game is better for NFL business!
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assuming the 23M number from NBC is accurate ... the blowback was worth it for Saturday night's game
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Brontoburglar wrote: Sun Jan 14, 2024 10:19 pm assuming the 23M number from NBC is accurate ... the blowback was worth it for Saturday night's game
I didn’t see any press release but that would have to be the most streamed event in history?
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No replay, please.
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