NFL Swampcrash 2023 - Week 18

[A_B]

Yup. that'll do it. That's the one I mentioned first. How the fuck I blanked on that. Well fuck, I know it's because my brain is mush.

[Giff]

Yup. that'll do it. That's the one I mentioned first. How the fuck I blanked on that. Well fuck, I know it's because my brain is mush.

You haven't seen my second-half performances over the last several weeks.

[A_B]

Yup. that'll do it. That's the one I mentioned first. How the fuck I blanked on that. Well fuck, I know it's because my brain is mush.

You haven't seen my second-half performances over the last several weeks.

I saw a Giannas headline about all star game voting and was like....FUCCCKKKKKK Ray Alllen played for the bucks!

[Ryan]

Q5 - Name the artist of any of the following songs, all of which were on the Billboard Top 100 chart on January 1, 2000 (10)

CORRECT
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy = KENNY CHESNEY (1) -Tony
I Need to Know = MARC ANTHONY (1) - Trav
Rhythm Divine = ENRIQUE IGLESIAS (2) - LJam, Nonlinear
Back At One = BRIAN MCKNIGHT (4) - AB, BSF, Duff, Jerloma
Amazed = LONESTAR (4) - BFJ, Bronto, Giff, GPJ
Higher = CREED (4) - DiS, Citgo, Rex, Sancarlos
The Great Beyond = REM (5) - Brian, Chedda, Enoch, Mister D, Rush
There She Goes = SIX POINTS NONE THE RICHER - Cerrano, DSafe, GoodKarma, PDX, Rass, Syb

INCORRECT (11)
Destiny's Child - Bengal
Backstreet Boys - Carwash
Celine Dion - Romero
Britney Spears - Shirley
The Las - Pruitt

LEFTOVERS
Girl on TV = LFO
Auld Lang Syne = Kenny G

[Ryan]

I saw a Giannas headline about all star game voting and was like....FUCCCKKKKKK Ray Alllen played for the bucks!

Drafted by MIN and traded for Marbury

[A_B]

I saw a Giannas headline about all star game voting and was like....FUCCCKKKKKK Ray Alllen played for the bucks!

Drafted by MIN and traded for Marbury

Even better!

[Ryan]

[mister d]

I'm pretty sure Tony Campbell is one of the foundation pieces to my belief that the secondary tier of scorers in the NBA is more about opportunity than anything else.

[Ryan]

Q6 - Name any NFL player listed at 5'11" or shorter with at least 4 first-team All-Pro selections (9)

CORRECT
Walter Payton (1) - Carwash
Tyreek Hill (1) - Syb
Antonio Brown (1) - GPJ
Ed Reed (2) - BFJ, GoodKarma
Troy Polamalu (2) - Enoch, Jerloma
Emmitt Smith (2) - Duff, PDX
Barry Sanders (6) - Bronto, Chedda, Citgo, Nonlinear, Rex, Romero

INCORRECT (11)
Steve Smith - DiS, DSafe, Giff, Rush
Sam Mills - Bengal, Pruitt, Shirley
Darrell Green - Brian, LJam, Rass
Tony Dorsett - AB
Marvin Harrison - BSF
Marshall Faulk - Cerrano
LaDainian Tomlinson - Mister D
Willie Wood - Sancarlos
Darren Sproles- Tony
Wes Welker - Trav

LEFTOVERS
Zach Thomas
Darrelle Revis

[Jerloma]

If J-Lo didn’t say which Portland that shouldn’t count and he should forfeit this week.

He did! Portland, Maine is lovely if you haven't been by the way.

[mister d]

There She Goes = SIX POINTS NONE THE RICHER - Cerrano, DSafe, GoodKarma, PDX, Rass, Syb

GFD.

[mister d]

He did! Portland, Maine is lovely if you haven't been by the way.

Not only have I been, it was our "well, if we do decide to just move" city during covid.

[Ryan]

Q7 - Name a video game pictured below. They are the only games released this century to be inducted into the World Video Game Hall of Fame (9)

CORRECT
Animal Crossing (2) - Duff, Mister G (for gamer)
Grand Theft Auto III (3) - Enoch, LJam, Rush
Bejeweled (3) - GoodKarma, Rex, Romero
Wii Sports/Tennis (4) - Brian, Bronto, Sancarlos, Trav
The Last of Us (5) - Bengal, BSF, Carwash, Giff, Jerloma
Minecraft (6) - Chedda, DSafe, Citgo, Pruitt, Rass, Syb
Halo: Combat Evolved (7) - AB, BFJ, DiS, Nonlinear, PDX, Shirley, Tony

INCORRECT (12)
GTA San Andreas - GPJ
Candy Crush - Cerrano

LEFTOVERS
World of Warcraft
The Literal Damn Sims

[Ryan]

Q8 - Name any Olympic team represented by a medalist in the men's or women's singles event in Table Tennis (9)

CORRECT
Sweden (1) - Romero
North Korea (1) - Duff
Chinese Taipei (3) - DiS, Nonlinear, Sancarlos
Japan (4) - AB, BFJ, Jerloma, Rush
China (8) - Carwash, Cerrano, Chedda, GoodKarma, Mister D, PDX, Pruitt, Syb
South Korea (13) - Bengal, Bronto, DSafe, Enoch, Giff, GPJ, Citgo, LJam, Rass, Rex, Shirley, Tony, Trav

INCORRECT (18)
Indonesia - BSF
Netherlands - Brian

LEFTOVERS
Singapore
France
Germany

[A_B]

My heart can't take this

[mister d]

Yeah, I think I'm down 8. In a lot of trouble here ...

[Ryan]

Q9 - Name anyone who has played The Joker, Catwoman, The Penguin, or the Riddler in a live-action Batman movie since and including 1989 (11)

CORRECT
Paul Dano (1) - AB
Barry Keoghan (1) - Rass
Michelle Pfeiffer (1) - Nonlinear
Anne Hathaway (2) - Bengal, Enoch
Colin Farrell (2) - LJam, Rush
Jack Nicholson (3) - Carwash, Citgo, PDX
Zoe Kravitz (4) - Duff, GoodKarma, Jerloma, Tony
Jim Carrey (6) - BFJ, Chedda, DSafe, Giff, Shirley, Trav
Danny DeVito (8) - Brian, DiS, GPJ, Mister D, Pruitt, Rex, Romero, Syb

INCORRECT (13)
Halle Berry - BSF, Cerrano
Nicole Kidman - Bronto
Uma Thurman - Sancarlos

LEFTOVERS
How about Heath Ledger

[Jerloma]

Why did I think North Korea wasn't allowed in the Olympics?

[Ryan]

Q10 - Name a SPORT represented by any winner of the ESPY for Best Female Athlete since Marion Jones became the most recent winner from Track & Field in 2001 (10)

CORRECT
MMA (1) - Duff
Golf (1) - Jerloma
Softball (2) - GPJ, LJam
Swimming (3) - Rass, Sancarlos, Trav
Gymnastics (4) - AB, DiS, Enoch, Shirley
Skiing (4) - Giff, PDX, Rex, Rush
Soccer (5) - Bengal, Chedda, Nonlinear, Pruitt, Syb
Basketball (5) - Bronto, DSafe, GoodKarma, Mister D, Tony
Tennis (6) - BFJ, Brian, Carwash, Cerrano, Citgo, Romero

INCORRECT (11)
Megan Rapinoe - BSF

LEFTOVERS
Snowboarding

[Ryan]

[mister d]

Biased scheduling.

[duff]

Damn! I am proud of that second half. Hopefully we haven't peaked right before the playoffs.

[Ryan]

[The Sybian]

Turns out Kevins Garnett and Durant are different people and the Grizzlies aren’t the Timberwolves

[A_B]

Turns out Kevins Garnett and Durant are different people and the Grizzlies aren’t the Timberwolves

So close! To this post making sense.

[EdRomero]

Turns out Kevins Garnett and Durant are different people and the Grizzlies aren’t the Timberwolves

This is what happens when you rest your starters for the playoffs.

[L-Jam3]

How has Darrell Green only been 1st team All Pro once? I feel like once a year he was taking a pick to the house against my guys.

[The Sybian]

Turns out Kevins Garnett and Durant are different people and the Grizzlies aren’t the Timberwolves

So close! To this post making sense.

Ha, after submitting I googled this one. Apparently I confused the Grizzlies and T-wolves after submitting. Thought I had the wrong team and Kevin. Just the wrong Kevin.

[Ryan]

AFC PLAYOFFS

1. Pruitt Browns (13-4)
2. AB Raiders (12-5)
3. Syb Colts (11-6)*
4. Nonlinear Bills (11-6)
5. GoodKarma Titans (10-7)**
6. Rex Bengals (10-7)***
7. Giff Broncos (10-7)

*Wins tiebreaker over Nonlinear all the way down at strength of schedule
**Wins three-way tiebreaker due to best conference record
***Wins tiebreaker over Giff due to record vs common opponents

[A_B]

I knew that was a possibility. RUN IT BACK!

[Ryan]

NFC Playoffs

1. Duff Cowboys (14-3)
2. GPJ Rams (13-4)
3. Brian Packers (12-5)*
4. Bronto Saints (12-5)
5. Enoch Bucs (11-6)
6. Rass Cardinals (10-7)*
7. Chedda Bears (10-7)

*Wins H2H tiebreaker

[Jerloma]

Oh, so I didn't even knock him out of the playoffs? That's dumb.

[rass]

Good game DiS and thanks ryan

[Nonlinear FC]

If J-Lo didn’t say which Portland that shouldn’t count and he should forfeit this week.

He did! Portland, Maine is lovely if you haven't been by the way.

One of the best culinary cities in the NE (if not the country.) It rockets up the charts if you apply "city ppl sleep on" as a qualifier.

[Giff]

AFC PLAYOFFS

1. Pruitt Browns (13-4)
2. AB Raiders (12-5)
3. Syb Colts (11-6)*
4. Nonlinear Bills (11-6)
5. GoodKarma Titans (10-7)**
6. Rex Bengals (10-7)***
7. Giff Broncos (10-7)

*Wins tiebreaker over Nonlinear all the way down at strength of schedule
**Wins three-way tiebreaker due to best conference record
***Wins tiebreaker over Giff due to record vs common opponents

We need the reveal to be pushed to 5:00CT please.

[Nonlinear FC]

Finally put 2 halves together. GG Rush... Thanks Ryan.

And I'm surprised New Orleans got me a 1, given Sugar Bowl and, well, the Food Hall of Fame question.

[Shirley]

I didn't recognize a single one of those songs in that list. After seeing the answers, I can't believe I didn't place "Higher." Actually, the only other one I think I recognize is "Girl on TV," although I have no idea why I know that one and not the REM song.

[Rush2112]

Finally put 2 halves together. GG Rush... Thanks Ryan.

And I'm surprised New Orleans got me a 1, given Sugar Bowl and, well, the Food Hall of Fame question.

GG. I was either a 1 or totally with the pack..thanks again Ryan!

[Gunpowder]

I just check the actual NFL schedule and then find the weekly thread that matches

That's what I did as well but since it comes down to like common opponents and conference records I ain't got time for that

[Nonlinear FC]

I didn't recognize a single one of those songs in that list. After seeing the answers, I can't believe I didn't place "Higher." Actually, the only other one I think I recognize is "Girl on TV," although I have no idea why I know that one and not the REM song.

What about this one, especially when it hits the kicker...