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I know it's early, but you can get your party pack:

https://www.masters.com/tasteofthemasters?24
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A_B wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2024 4:06 pm I know it's early, but you can get your party pack:

https://www.masters.com/tasteofthemasters?24
My buddy with more money than sense (he's the one I went to Santa Monica with) bought himself and me one of the basic boxes. Pretty neat. I'll put a picture of my spread in here when I get into it during the tournament.
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Also, give me Hovland to break through.
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In order: Cantlay, Fitzpatrick, English, Moore
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And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Scheffler.
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wlu_lax6 wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:44 pm
The kids in the white caddy suits are adorable, every year...
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Announced by Augusta this evening, gate openings are delayed until further notice which will come at 5’AM.

That’s inauspicious.
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Biden clearly to blame.
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Tiger playing more than 18 in a day on a hilly walk...I may take him to miss the cut.
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Lots of small branches down in Atlanta last night. Right now swirling and off and on breezy behind the storms last night.
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HaulCitgo wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2024 8:50 am Lots of small branches down in Atlanta last night. Swirling and off and on breezy behind it right now.
Gusts up to and possibly exceeding 45 mph. that'll make #11-12 pretty nasty.
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If were any judge thats too much. But its enough to impact a ball and swirling directions and off and on and not consistent
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Bryson birdied first 3 holes.
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What is the "plus" on the "Featured Groups Plus" channel? I want to know what extras I'm getting.
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Rex wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2024 2:41 pm What is the "plus" on the "Featured Groups Plus" channel? I want to know what extras I'm getting.
I think it’s a live stream of a pimento cheese sandwich sitting in the sun.
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What in the world is Jason Day wearing?
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wlu_lax6 wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 8:27 am What in the world is Jason Day wearing?
MC Hammer yesterday and whatever the fuck that shirt is today.
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So after this extended first round coverage ends, there's no way to just watch the coverage until 3:00 est, other than the ESPN+ channels showing holes 4,5,6 and amen corner?
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Jerloma wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 8:58 am So after this extended first round coverage ends, there's no way to just watch the coverage until 3:00 est, other than the ESPN+ channels showing holes 4,5,6 and amen corner?
If you go through the Masters site there are multiple channels. 4-6, Amen Corner, 13&15, and Featured Groups
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A_B wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:02 am
Jerloma wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 8:58 am So after this extended first round coverage ends, there's no way to just watch the coverage until 3:00 est, other than the ESPN+ channels showing holes 4,5,6 and amen corner?
If you go through the Masters site there are multiple channels. 4-6, Amen Corner, 13&15, and Featured Groups
Oh, okay. I see ESPN+ has a Tiger and DJ groups channel too. That'll do! Thanks.
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A_B wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:02 am
Jerloma wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 8:58 am So after this extended first round coverage ends, there's no way to just watch the coverage until 3:00 est, other than the ESPN+ channels showing holes 4,5,6 and amen corner?
If you go through the Masters site there are multiple channels. 4-6, Amen Corner, 13&15, and Featured Groups
If you have Paramount+ for watching the Champions League, they also have multiple Masters feeds.
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Someone just put it in the camera tower on Amen Corner. Could have a Happy Gilmore play-it-as-it-lies ruling coming up.
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Short of some disaster on his last four holes, Tiger gonna break the Masters cut record.
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Jose Maria rocking Tan on Tan out there. That is a whole lot of khaki.

Also I don't have the volume on..what happened with Bubba on the par 3. Did he lose his ball in the growth above the bunker or just had an unplayable shot and had to take the penalty and go back?
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The “fakeness” of the bird sounds is accentuated by the gusty winds. They couldn’t have Watson remix that shit?
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wlu_lax6 wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:40 pm Jose Maria rocking Tan on Tan out there. That is a whole lot of khaki.
Rory is also rocking the Beige-Out look.
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Did something weird happen late in the day? Seems like everyone (or maybe just my four guys) all had a bunch of shit holes to close out.
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mister d wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 8:55 pm Did something weird happen late in the day? Seems like everyone (or maybe just my four guys) all had a bunch of shit holes to close out.
Wind was nasty for last 90 minutes or so. Likenbritish open nasty.
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A_B wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:17 pm
mister d wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 8:55 pm Did something weird happen late in the day? Seems like everyone (or maybe just my four guys) all had a bunch of shit holes to close out.
Wind was nasty for last 90 minutes or so. Likenbritish open nasty.
I assume the winds that were there are now in the mid-atlantic - DMV has been under a gale warning (39-54 mph) from last night until 6 tonight.
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I’m just now reminded of when a tree fell at the Masters and nobody died and every trace of it was removed in 90 minutes because it’s the Masters
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Jeez, just looked at the leader board. What happened to Tiger?
Totally Kafkaesque
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Shirley wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2024 4:18 pm Jeez, just looked at the leader board. What happened to Tiger?
Swing completely broke down for about six holes. He had no idea wheeee the ball was going on his approaches
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Shirley wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2024 4:18 pm Jeez, just looked at the leader board. What happened to Tiger?
His personal life fell apart, he got old and had multiple career threatening injuries.

Oh...you mean yesterday...
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A_B wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2024 6:51 am
Shirley wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2024 4:18 pm Jeez, just looked at the leader board. What happened to Tiger?
Swing completely broke down for about six holes. He had no idea wheeee the ball was going on his approaches
I know it’s just a typo, but it’s funny to think about the ball going off in the wrong direction screaming WHEEEE!
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Just sitting’ here in the sun, drinking an Azelia cocktail on the patio watching the last round of The Masters with the Peluche. Things could be worse.
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