The Swamp

Posted: **Tue Oct 20, 2020 9:51 pm**

He's clearly never been on a military base. Lower enlisted has been marrying them for years.

Posted: **Tue Oct 20, 2020 9:52 pm**

He's just looking for an excuse to go fuck a cow.

Posted: **Tue Oct 20, 2020 11:40 pm**

sancarlos wrote: ↑Tue Oct 20, 2020 9:44 pm
Amedia warned that failure to do so would result in an America where “animalism” is accepted and “somebody can marry a cow and have perverse sex with them.”

As opposed to regular, normal sex with them.

Posted: **Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:53 am**

Ever tried to missionary a cow?

Posted: **Wed Oct 21, 2020 8:20 am**

I considered a moo-ssionary joke last night but I couldn't get it worded right and also it was upsetting.

Posted: **Wed Oct 21, 2020 8:23 am**

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Posted: **Wed Oct 21, 2020 3:47 pm**

Posted: **Wed Oct 21, 2020 3:54 pm**

Where are all my impeachment-era "Dems can't drive polling" posters at?!?

Posted: **Wed Oct 21, 2020 3:56 pm**

It's not that both sides are the same. They're just similar.

"It's a big club. AND YOU AIN'T IN IT!"

Posted: **Wed Oct 21, 2020 3:58 pm**

Most progressive candidate ever!

Posted: **Thu Oct 22, 2020 5:41 pm**

Hey, Chedda!

Posted: **Thu Oct 22, 2020 6:34 pm**

Unfortunately too late for a Big Evil escort. The offer does make me want to vote twice though.

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:04 am**

Pack the fucking court.

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:09 am**

This race in particular annoys the fuck out of me:

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/20 ... rolina/11/

Retired Air Force colonel Morris Davis is losing to a 25 year old fucking nobody.

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:26 am**

25 year old fucking nobody racist, you mean.

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:27 am**

Yes. Yes I do.

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:28 am**

Should start doing attack ads about not standing for the anthem or some shit.

(That guy is a total douchecanoe)

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:58 pm**

Back when I first got an Instagram I of course started following hot CrossFit chicks. Little did I know I followed his fiancee. What a weird coincidence.

https://instagram.com/cristina_bae4?igshid=7tp76z8lwfdu

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:06 pm**

I didn't vote for him, but I think it's reasonable that people would want to know why Mitch McConnell looks like a walking fucking corpse lately. His hands are completely purple (which isn't uncommon if he's had some kind of IV, but I think it's reasonable to ask what's the issue.)

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:08 pm**

Also, I have to hand it to McGrath. She has been very aggressive in ads lately. And while she still leans too much into the fighter pilot stuff, she is portraying a better image than three months ago. I think the scare from Booker caused them to switch things up.

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:04 pm**

Is that photo for real??

WTactualF?

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:24 pm**

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:04 pm Is that photo for real??

WTactualF?

Yeah, the photos are real.

Probably has something to do with the triple bypass he had twenty years ago.

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:00 pm**

EnochRoot wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:24 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:04 pm Is that photo for real??

WTactualF?
Yeah, the photos are real.

Probably has something to do with the triple bypass he had twenty years ago.

God, I want him to drop dead so badly right now.

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:20 pm**

EnochRoot wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:24 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:04 pm Is that photo for real??

WTactualF?
Yeah, the photos are real.

Probably has something to do with the triple bypass he had twenty years ago.

My father had a double bypass 30 years ago and his hands look fine.

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:10 pm**

Oh I think he’s had some kind of recent iv to cause it. Maybe routine. But weird.

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:12 pm**

My Dad's lower legs look like McConnell's hands...I thought it was circulation issue

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:35 pm**

That looks way worse than circulation issues. Kinda looks like his hands are decaying and are going to fall off.

That, or he's turning into Grimace.

Tots and pears, you problematic turtle.

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:38 pm**

Violet Noregard

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:57 pm**

Johnnie wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:35 pm
That, or he's turning into Grimace.

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2020 6:23 pm**

It is his lips that disturb me. Almost blue. Kentucky governor is Democrat, right?

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2020 6:31 pm**

sancarlos wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:20 pm
EnochRoot wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:24 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:04 pm Is that photo for real??

WTactualF?
Yeah, the photos are real.

Probably has something to do with the triple bypass he had twenty years ago.
My father had a double bypass 30 years ago and his hands look fine.

My bad. It was a heart removal transplant.

Posted: **Fri Oct 23, 2020 10:23 pm**

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:06 pm I didn't vote for him, but I think it's reasonable that people would want to know why Mitch McConnell looks like a walking fucking corpse lately. His hands are completely purple (which isn't uncommon if he's had some kind of IV, but I think it's reasonable to ask what's the issue.)

Looks like he killed a horcrux.

Posted: **Sat Oct 24, 2020 8:06 am**

Counterpoint: he IS the horcrux.

Posted: **Sat Oct 24, 2020 2:34 pm**

this got a literal spittake from me. nice.

Ryan wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:38 pmViolet Noregard

Posted: **Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:49 pm**

If I’m not around next time someone shits on me or someone else for not supporting the Dem establishment, please link them back to this:

Posted: **Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:57 pm**

Company that we used for our expense reports sent out a global email to all users about voting for Biden. Apparently we cancelled them today.

Posted: **Sun Oct 25, 2020 7:31 pm**

A_B wrote: ↑Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:57 pm Company that we used for our expense reports sent out a global email to all users about voting for Biden. Apparently we cancelled them today.

Pro Biden or Con Biden?

Posted: **Sun Oct 25, 2020 7:41 pm**

sancarlos wrote: ↑Sun Oct 25, 2020 7:31 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:57 pm Company that we used for our expense reports sent out a global email to all users about voting for Biden. Apparently we cancelled them today.
Pro Biden or Con Biden?

Unabashedly and amazingly pro Biden.

Eta: amazing in its IDGAF attitude.

Posted: **Mon Oct 26, 2020 9:33 am**

mister d wrote: ↑Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:49 pm If I’m not around next time someone shits on me or someone else for not supporting the Dem establishment, please link them back to this:

A deleted tweet?

Posted: **Mon Oct 26, 2020 10:46 am**

Yes. And it was that bad. Find Schumer's deletion from around 5:00 yesterday.

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