Temporary (Still?) Onion Thread

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^Holy shit, that's tremendous.

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I assume Howard saw this one?
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howard is guest writing for the Onion this week:

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naw, they really write themselves.
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Missed this one, oh, 8 years ago...

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As current as today's headlines - http://www.theonion.com/article/prison- ... :1:Default
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They're now starting to go after Vice, and it's predictably excellent.


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That Vice parody is hilarious!

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I have nothing against Thin Lizzy, but damn is that hilarious
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http://www.theonion.com/article/sad-man ... unch-36084
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Heartwarming:

http://www.theonion.com/article/yellow- ... e-do-56146
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/893241849535758337
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Hits a little close to home
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Not the Onion, but...

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=https://www.theonion.com/americans-gue ... p's Weight
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Donation campaign going on now.
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so what's the deal here? Does this mean it's going to be funny again?
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