Commercials

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Oct 23, 2023 6:11 pm

Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2023 7:45 pm I don't trust Jennifer Garner for a second in that credit card commercial.

Yeah. Does she think we believe she is an apple farmer? I feel like Diamond would have told us about that.

MaxWebster · Post by **MaxWebster** » Mon Oct 23, 2023 6:30 pm

my wife has had - and continues to have - an irrational hardcore hatred of Jennifer Garner. She claims it's rational but can't give me any reason other than "I just don't like her."

She may have even at one point said "I don't trust her" so Johnnie maybe you guys are onto something...

sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Oct 23, 2023 6:11 pm
Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2023 7:45 pm I don't trust Jennifer Garner for a second in that credit card commercial.
Yeah. Does she think we believe she is an apple farmer? I feel like Diamond would have told us about that.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Mon Oct 23, 2023 6:42 pm

I like the cut of your wife’s jib. Punchable faces thread material if you ask me.

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Oct 23, 2023 6:47 pm

Sydney Bristow could absolutely play a credible apple farmer and could kick giff’s ass if he took a swing.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Mon Oct 23, 2023 6:49 pm

So could the 13 year old version of herself in that one movie if we are being completely honest here.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Oct 23, 2023 7:09 pm

I thought she looked better before she had the work done on her face.

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Oct 23, 2023 7:13 pm

GD SC buried my post. We should be hating that damn British T-Mobile guy not Jenny G!

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Oct 23, 2023 7:17 pm

rass wrote: ↑Mon Oct 23, 2023 7:13 pm GD SC buried my post.

Lo siento.

MaxWebster · Post by **MaxWebster** » Mon Oct 23, 2023 7:37 pm

aw rass, did someone not return your ball hitting stick?

rass wrote: ↑Mon Oct 23, 2023 7:13 pm GD SC buried my post. We should be hating that damn British T-Mobile guy not Jenny G!

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Mon Oct 23, 2023 8:12 pm

Punchable face is a bit much, but I'm most definitely not a fan.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Mon Oct 23, 2023 8:13 pm

My wife LOVES the T-Mobile Brit. I think he was on some vampire show for teens.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Mon Oct 23, 2023 8:28 pm

Rules!

(I don’t feel like googling “hot british guy t-mobile”)

MaxWebster · Post by **MaxWebster** » Mon Oct 23, 2023 8:33 pm

mister d wrote: ↑Mon Oct 23, 2023 8:28 pm Rules!

(I don’t feel like googling “hot british guy t-mobile”)

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Mon Oct 23, 2023 8:37 pm

Pretty sure his name is Ben Barnes and yes, I've known that since before the commercials.

GoodKarma · Post by **GoodKarma** » Mon Oct 23, 2023 9:26 pm

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Mon Oct 23, 2023 8:13 pm My wife LOVES the T-Mobile Brit. I think he was on some vampire show for teens.

I only know him from the last two Chronicles of Narnia movies.

Post by **brian** » Mon Oct 23, 2023 9:48 pm

He was in the most recent season of The Afterparty as well.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Mon Oct 23, 2023 10:33 pm

I knew him from Westworld and The Punisher TV shows.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue Oct 24, 2023 8:24 am

brian wrote: ↑Mon Oct 23, 2023 9:48 pm He was in the most recent season of The Afterparty as well.

Thanks for the reminder, I knew there was something I wanted to watch on AppleTV. First season was a unique ride. It was great at times, but such an interesting concept (each episode told from the POV of a different character) and filmed like different movie styles to fit their story telling. Murder mystery, but light and funny with a ton of twists. And in the end, I don't remember who did it, so I could probably watch it again and still be surprised.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Nov 02, 2023 8:47 am

This Medicare commerical with Martha cracks me up every single time. I've only seen it on an ESPN channel.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Nov 02, 2023 8:49 am

Giff wrote: ↑Thu Nov 02, 2023 8:47 am This Medicare commerical with Martha cracks me up every single time. I've only seen it on an ESPN channel.

Is it the one where she's wearing the pink housecoat that even my grandma, dead 23 years, would have said was "too old fashioned"?

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Nov 02, 2023 8:51 am

I think that's the one. It looks like it was filmed 23 years ago tbh.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Tue Nov 07, 2023 12:26 am

Just for old times’ sake.

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Nov 19, 2023 3:45 pm

Nice that Jeter’s babysitter stayed with the kids overnight like that.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Sun Nov 19, 2023 8:08 pm

rass wrote: ↑Sun Nov 19, 2023 3:45 pm Nice that Jeter’s babysitter stayed with the kids overnight like that.

She'll probably get a gift basket in the morning.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Tue Dec 19, 2023 5:29 pm

RE: Aldi commerical.

1. The woman working the checkout is just straight up fire.
2. The guy's reaction to the other guy pulling out bananas is so stupid, yet I crack up every time.

I hope this is not a controversial post. I will take no questions at this time.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Dec 21, 2023 8:54 pm

Am I supposed to know who those 2 Gillette meatballs are?

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Dec 21, 2023 9:57 pm

rass wrote: ↑Thu Dec 21, 2023 8:54 pm Am I supposed to know who those 2 Gillette meatballs are?

And they now call their company “Gillette Labs”, as if they’re working on nuclear fission or something.

rass · Post by **rass** » Sat Dec 23, 2023 5:13 pm

Fucking hell Chevy.

EnochRoot · Post by **EnochRoot** » Sun Dec 24, 2023 3:33 pm

rass wrote: ↑Sat Dec 23, 2023 5:13 pm Fucking hell Chevy.

The, all you have to do if a family elder has Alzheimer's is drive them around their old neighborhood to snap them out of it commercial?

Yeah, I just saw it.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sun Dec 24, 2023 5:11 pm

EnochRoot wrote: ↑Sun Dec 24, 2023 3:33 pm
rass wrote: ↑Sat Dec 23, 2023 5:13 pm Fucking hell Chevy.
The, all you have to do if a family elder has Alzheimer's is drive them around their old neighborhood to snap them out of it commercial?

Yeah, I just saw it.

Well it only works in a Chevy man.

Pruitt IV · Post by **Pruitt IV** » Sun Dec 24, 2023 5:19 pm

rass wrote: ↑Sat Dec 23, 2023 5:13 pm Fucking hell Chevy.

That ad pissed me off a lot.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sun Dec 24, 2023 6:08 pm

Sounds like my dad could have saved my mom a lot of heartache if he hadn’t opted for the Ford Explorer in the 90s. What a dick.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Sun Dec 24, 2023 7:05 pm

Should have taken my mom to where she grew up instead of here to spend time with her grandkids.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Dec 24, 2023 9:58 pm

rass wrote: ↑Thu Dec 21, 2023 8:54 pm Am I supposed to know who those 2 Gillette meatballs are?

Father-and-son TikTok stars Frank and Joe Mele.

They pop up constantly on my Instagram Reels. (Aka TikTok for elder millennials.)

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Mon Dec 25, 2023 7:16 pm

So Hilton Hotels has Paris Hilton on their ads? Was the Taliban unavailable?

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Mon Dec 25, 2023 10:44 pm

L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2023 7:16 pm So Hilton Hotels has Paris Hilton on their ads? Was the Taliban unavailable?

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not.

But she’s an heir of the Hilton empire.

Edited for correctness

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Mon Dec 25, 2023 11:02 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2023 10:44 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2023 7:16 pm So Hilton Hotels has Paris Hilton on their ads? Was the Taliban unavailable?
I can’t tell if you’re joking or not.

But she’s an heir of the Hilton empire.

Edited for correctness

And she’s an utter piece of shit. That’s what I meant. Like there are a number of people, myself included, who wouldn’t go to Hilton property specifically because of her.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Dec 25, 2023 11:04 pm

L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2023 11:02 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2023 10:44 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2023 7:16 pm So Hilton Hotels has Paris Hilton on their ads? Was the Taliban unavailable?
I can’t tell if you’re joking or not.

But she’s an heir of the Hilton empire.

Edited for correctness
And she’s an utter piece of shit. That’s what I meant. Like there are a number of people, myself included, who wouldn’t go to Hilton property specifically because of her.

She’s a vacuous bimbo, of course. But I hadn’t heard negatives beyond that. What am I missing?

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Mon Dec 25, 2023 11:08 pm

I am a Hilton honors guy so we are at odds good sir!

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Mon Dec 25, 2023 11:17 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2023 11:04 pmShe’s a vacuous bimbo, of course. But I hadn’t heard negatives beyond that. What am I missing?

Kim K used to hold her purse. So she's partially the reason that family is famous. (The other parts are Kris's marketing skills after selling the sex tape to Vivid and Ryan Seacrest for platforming them on A&E.)

But ever since she dropped from public life she's made a boatload of money as a DJ and confirmed her ditzy persona and voice she used was fake.