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Reaper wrote: Tue Jan 17, 2023 12:31 pm
I like it.
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sancarlos wrote: Tue Jan 17, 2023 1:00 pm
Reaper wrote: Tue Jan 17, 2023 12:31 pm
I like it.
I'm lovin' it
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Is Spencer her business partner or life partner or both?
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I can’t imagine many people are switching their cell phone carrier because some English wanker is telling them to.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Sat Jan 28, 2023 9:34 am I can’t imagine many people are switching their cell phone carrier because some English wanker is telling them to.
I’m just amazed what a large percentage of commercials are for wireless carriers or insurance companies.
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rass wrote: Sat Jan 28, 2023 9:28 am Is Spencer her business partner or life partner or both?
This feels like a Shutdown Full cast question.
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Breaking Bad SB commercial. Pop Corners are tight.
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That’s great.
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ok, yeah, that was pretty great
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Hey, wait a minute. Is Nugenix simply a portmanteau for “new eugenics”?
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Woke up with this jingle in my head, but just the “they’d never believe it if your friends could see you now” part and it took some time and effort to work backwards to what I thought was the beginning of the song - “if they could see you now out on a Sunset Cruise” - but luckily that was enough for YT to find it and fill in the full song with the correct lyrics and a pretty young Kathy Lee singing them.

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She really nails the “wow” and “pow”.

And videos like that really drive him the inherent racism of people who complain about too much diversity in modern commercials.
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Guess what fucking song has been running through my head all morning?
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You’re eating fancy foods and doing what you choose!
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rass wrote: Sat Mar 18, 2023 8:11 am You’re eating fancy foods and doing what you choose!
You better believe it!
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The Jonathon Majors Army ads...I love the United States Of Benetton kids on the bus to basic training at the end.
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WTF on the Sasquatch pissing ad.
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I once again return to this thread to sadly report I really enjoy a commercial. This time it’s the Chuck Stop. Fucking Nantz.
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rass wrote: Thu Mar 23, 2023 6:55 pm I once again return to this thread to sadly report I really enjoy a commercial. This time it’s the Chuck Stop... Fucking Nantz.
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Shirley wrote: Tue Sep 07, 2021 1:07 pm
govmentchedda wrote: Tue Sep 07, 2021 10:16 am I'm even getting tired of Lily at this point.
The Lilly commercials have been awful forever now. Frankly, they were never great, but she was cute. Then she got self-conscious about (fair enough) all the attentions she was getting and started directing them herself and they just were bad.
Have we talked about what she’s doing to the back of Steve Adams’ head in one of the current ones?
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I'm so fucking over this commercial.

Surprised Republicans haven't had a conniption fit over it.

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If the Tom Brady Hertz EV commercial that plays 10 times an hour on Hulu is trying to make Brady seem like a miserable, impatient prick then mission accomplished.
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brian wrote: Fri Apr 28, 2023 3:19 pm If the Tom Brady Hertz EV commercial that plays 10 times an hour on Hulu is trying to make Brady seem like a miserable, impatient prick then mission accomplished.
Don't forget those god awful cat rental commercials of his.
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Johnnie wrote: Tue Apr 18, 2023 9:10 pm I'm so fucking over this commercial.

Surprised Republicans haven't had a conniption fit over it.

Its because its on during soccer...no Republicans watch soccer.

(I'm way over it as well)
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DaveInSeattle wrote: Fri Apr 28, 2023 5:29 pm
Johnnie wrote: Tue Apr 18, 2023 9:10 pm I'm so fucking over this commercial.

Surprised Republicans haven't had a conniption fit over it.

Its because its on during soccer...no Republicans watch soccer.

(I'm way over it as well)
I think that ad is fantastic because I went from “oh, letting young girls accept who they are. That’s a good message.” to “whaaat? This is an Amazon ad? Fuck you, Bezos.” all in a span of 30 seconds.
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rass wrote: Sat Jan 28, 2023 9:28 am Is Spencer her business partner or life partner or both?
New commercial, Spencer upgraded to husband!
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I laughed out loud.

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guess this explains the LBJ Taco Bell commercial? I’ve been to taco Tuesday at this place, like 10+ years the one year our kids school went back a whole week after Labor Day, because the bar waited until tourist season was mostly over.
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The length of the pants on the woman interviewing Tom Brady on the annoying Hertz (You’re taking an electric car to Denver) ads really bothers me for some reason.
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Joshua Ray Walker hopefully getting some cash from Wendy's!
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There's a new(?) Audi commercial where the score seems to clearly be biting off Succession.
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The Chewy ad with the will reading cracks me up every time.

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Tough to beat this Audi rich person commercial:



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The kicker on the Dr. Rick salad commercial got a genuine laugh. Good one!
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mister d wrote: Mon Oct 10, 2022 10:42 am I also had Jimmy John's once and there was a lot of fat on whatever I ordered and it totally grossed me out and I've never gone back.
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Crazy that the Wendy’s crew has hung together like this.
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rass wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 12:18 pm Crazy that the Wendy’s crew has hung together like this.
All the crews in commercials are adults, but if you go get fast food in real life, you get waited on by pimply 16-year-olds.
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I give the “invasive weeds” Geico commercial an A+ for execution but like a C or D for the word play. Far cry from “we have aunts”.
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I don't trust Jennifer Garner for a second in that credit card commercial.
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How did we let the T-Mobile guy happen?
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