The Swamp

That superstitious LSU fan is an asshole...the dude just wants to eat some popcorn!

We reading anything into Lily being absent from March Madness?

Who better than Coach K to get kids to sign up for the Army?

EdRomero wrote: ↑Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:09 pm Who better than Coach K to get kids to sign up for the Army?

He got their dads to drink Bud Light.

rass wrote: ↑Sat Mar 30, 2024 6:19 pm We reading anything into Lily being absent from March Madness?

I wouldn't. Their recent series of ads was about the new iPhone, so unless there was a new phone from a different manufacturer coming out, there isn't much for a cell phone provider to advertise.

EdRomero wrote: ↑Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:09 pm Who better than Coach K to get kids to sign up for the Army?

I just love that the ad also features CJ McCollum who famously led Lehigh to a huge upset of Duke in the NCAA Tournament. I like to think K had no idea they were going to do that until he saw the commercial on TV the first time.

I mean. He did play at army. And coach.

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2024 8:25 am

rass wrote: ↑Sat Mar 30, 2024 6:19 pm We reading anything into Lily being absent from March Madness?

I wouldn't. Their recent series of ads was about the new iPhone, so unless there was a new phone from a different manufacturer coming out, there isn't much for a cell phone provider to advertise.

Maybe she hates JB Smoove.

Helium Chuck = PimpBot 5000

Cinnabon needs a pull apart burger now

rass wrote: ↑Mon Apr 08, 2024 8:41 pm Cinnabon needs a pull apart burger now

Hopefully, there is no need for pull-apart chili.

Johnnie wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 2:05 pm And that's just a couple of them. Another one (that I can't find) said some shit like "YOU GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT. YOUR LEG WAS AMPUTATED. AND NOW TOP DOG GOT YOU YOUR MONEY." or some wild shit like that.

I DIED TWO TIMES!!!

mister d wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 4:30 pm

Johnnie wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 2:05 pm And that's just a couple of them. Another one (that I can't find) said some shit like "YOU GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT. YOUR LEG WAS AMPUTATED. AND NOW TOP DOG GOT YOU YOUR MONEY." or some wild shit like that.

I DIED TWO TIMES!!!

They've switched up the beat in recent commercials. Not as epic, but still bewildering.

I wish the dude's Instagram had the commercials.

Wait what’s his name???

Under no circumstances do you gotta give it to Fanduel or any other gambling app but…

That look on the face of the kid rescued from the well in the freeze frame is goddamn perfect

Circling back above, in the four weeks since my post, my kids have probably gotten the clearest idea of who their dad is with the corrections and explanations of why “twice” is not the same phrasing, comedically, as “two times” here.

Those people who come over their friends' houses and give them shit that they put their dog food in the fridge? They need to mind their own damn business.

L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2024 1:35 pm Those people who come over their friends' houses and give them shit that they put their dog food in the fridge? They need to mind their own damn business.

First time I read this, I missed the word "food," and I was wondering why the fuck you are putting your dog in the fridge. That warrants comment.

How long did it take for Toyota Jan to recover from sticking her face into that seafood boil pot right as she removed the lid?