Return of Confessions
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Return of Confessions
How did we not bring this thread back? Anywho, I had a countdown clock running on Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney, but I'd jump the gun now. And 17 is legal in some states...
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Dunno man. She's hot in a world class athlete kind of way but not worth a 3yr bid kind of way.
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I feel ya Syb. I felt the same way about Sasha Cohen back in the day.
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Felt the same about pre-murdered by her parents Jon-Benet Ramsey.
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I laughed. but now i feel i must find a religion that takes confessions and confess to the fact I laughed at that.Gunpowder wrote:Felt the same about pre-murdered by her parents Jon-Benet Ramsey.
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I'm the worst at shooting down other people's claim that a chick is hot, but there is just something about her. She has the same thing that Emma Watson does. Sasha Cohen is in the same category. Huge crush back in the day.HaulCitgo wrote:Dunno man. She's hot in a world class athlete kind of way but not worth a 3yr bid kind of way.
As for Jon Benet, she was only one year young than McKayla Maroney, so I'll give you and John Mark Carr a pass.
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McKayla is what, 4'3" tall? That just enhances her childlike appearance. I mean really young child-like appearance. Boner-killer for me. The pic in jeans, she looks like a 12yo playing dressup. Short arms; short legs. Where are the hot, young volleyball/basketball players? That I will confess to.
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howard wrote:McKayla is what, 4'3" tall? That just enhances her childlike appearance. I mean really young child-like appearance. Boner-killer for me. The pic in jeans, she looks like a 12yo playing dressup. Short arms; short legs. Where are the hot, young volleyball/basketball players? That I will confess to.
Yeah, I didn't think about the midget factor. For me, it's her face. I think she is gorgeous, and the addition of the relatively large boobs signified womanhood to me.
I did once go on a couple of dates with a girl who was 4'9" at most. She was super hot, only miniaturized. And she was sarcastic as hell. I met her in a bar and actually approached her full-sized friend. She made some inappropriate remark that cracked me up, but I didn't know where it came from. I looked down and had no idea she was there. Gorgeous face, and the sharp wit won me over. I was really drunk and told my friends she was bordering on midget. They didn't believe me and made me promise to measure where she came up to on me. When I saw her again, at first I thought she wasn't that short, probably just under 5 feet. Then I realized she was wearing 6 inch platform shoes. I never hooked up with her, so I didn't figure out the logistics.
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i hooked up with a girl who was like 4'9" a few times. she was pretty hot, and all the proportions were right. i'm by no means tall (5'10" or so) but some positions were a little awkward.
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although, being a gymnast, i'd imagine she'd be able to figure things out.
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That pic, maybe. But not the first two pics.howard wrote:The pic in jeans, she looks like a 12yo playing dressup.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Just so you know, she's now 18.The Sybian wrote:How did we not bring this thread back? Anywho, I had a countdown clock running on Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney, but I'd jump the gun now. And 17 is legal in some states...
(and she's 5'2")
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Maybe I should put this in the 'dating' thread too, but I'm fucking a 19 year old chick. An American chick playing au pair to a French family in Strasbourg.
She's younger than my sister.
And I'm so working on her giving up the ass. So far she seems into it.
She's younger than my sister.
And I'm so working on her giving up the ass. So far she seems into it.
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My wife is younger than my sister.Johnnie wrote:Maybe I should put this in the 'dating' thread too, but I'm fucking a 19 year old chick. An American chick playing au pair to a French family in Strasbourg.
She's younger than my sister.
And I'm so working on her giving up the ass. So far she seems into it.
My sister is 47.
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For context, mine just turned 21.
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Boy, that year sure passed by quickly.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
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What is it about the anal that's so appealing for hetero dudes? It can't possibly feel better than the vag, right? Is it just like a conquest thing?
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My ex loved anal; she came much easier then when we would have vaginal sex. In general the ass is much tighter than the pussy, so I imagine that is the main appeal.Jerloma wrote:What is it about the anal that's so appealing for hetero dudes? It can't possibly feel better than the vag, right? Is it just like a conquest thing?
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but thats where poop comes from :(
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I liked Fatty McButterpants' piece where he followed the NFL referee crew for a week prior to the Bears/Ravens game.
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I like eggnog way too much.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
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Well, in some ways. I guess my kinks are just getting it in everywhere. And then there's the personal satisfaction of knowing that I made a girl do a complete 180 on what she likes in bed. So there's that. Then being the first dude to make a girl cum from it...that's the best.Jerloma wrote:What is it about the anal that's so appealing for hetero dudes? It can't possibly feel better than the vag, right? Is it just like a conquest thing?
And frankly wearing a condom sucks. I can't feel anything. And not feeling anything means no stimuli. Which then means I don't show up to the party.
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Anal + no condom, what could go wrong?
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But then I thought, when am I going to make it back to Germany?
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It ain't 1991 any more, that's for sure.govmentchedda wrote:Anal + no condom, what could go wrong?
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Or 1981.brian wrote:It ain't 1991 any more, that's for sure.govmentchedda wrote:Anal + no condom, what could go wrong?
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Ditto.howard wrote:I like eggnog way too much.
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rass wrote:But then I thought, when am I going to make it back to Germany?
As I read Cheddah's post, I was going to post the same exact thing, then thought, "I bet Rass already posted it." Gotta be quick around here.
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Of all the glasses of wine I've had in 2013, I'd wager I had more Rosé than any other red or white.
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Rose is the new Pinot Noir. I just don't like it much.
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I drink it by the gallon. It helps that it's warm most of the time down here.
Is it really all the rage? I thought I was breaking new ground over here.
Is it really all the rage? I thought I was breaking new ground over here.
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Yep, maybe a year or two ago I read that it was going to make a huge comeback, and I have seen it everywhere featured prominently.govmentchedda wrote:I drink it by the gallon. It helps that it's warm most of the time down here.
Is it really all the rage? I thought I was breaking new ground over here.
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Are we still talking about Johnnie?govmentchedda wrote:I drink it by the gallon. It helps that it's warm most of the time down here.
Is it really all the rage? I thought I was breaking new ground over here.
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Best thread turn ever given the contexts?govmentchedda wrote:I liked Fatty McButterpants' piece where he followed the NFL referee crew for a week prior to the Bears/Ravens game.
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Thoughts and prayers are headed your way.Johnnie wrote:And I'm so working on her giving up the ass. So far she seems into it.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Much laughs. Many Crackerjack. Very +1. Wow.rass wrote:Thoughts and prayers are headed your way.Johnnie wrote:And I'm so working on her giving up the ass. So far she seems into it.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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i don't know what venial or venal means, and now that everybody says they know it im too embarassed to look it up.
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TT2.0 wrote:i don't know what venial or venal means, and now that everybody says they know it im too embarassed to look it up.
Actually, a lot of people, myself included, didn't know. I thought I knew what venal meant, but I was a bit off. Never even knew venial was a word. If I'm going to sin, it's going to be a sin that keeps me out of Heaven.
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Yeah, I just googled "venial or venal." Turns out I didn't know what either one meant.TT2.0 wrote:i don't know what venial or venal means, and now that everybody says they know it im too embarassed to look it up.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.