Return of Confessions

Post by **brian** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 10:38 am

George Allen just called out Vince Lombardi for the ice bucket challenge.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:05 pm

Pretty sure this is the logical stopping point for the ice bucket challenge ...

Not outloud at work appropriate language, I hope

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 7:02 am

Oopsie.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:41 pm

AB_skin_test wrote:Oopsie.

That sucks.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:41 pm

...

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:59 pm

mister d wrote:::CUMS TO DEATH::

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:01 pm

On the real, at this point what well known person isn't going to video him/herself doing this challenge?

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:06 pm

I would imagine only the rare celebrity who is content to donate anonymously. No glitz. No glamour. Just flat out donate.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:14 pm

mister d wrote:I would imagine only the rare celebrity who is content to donate anonymously. No glitz. No glamour. Just flat out donate.

The Arizona Diamondbacks

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:15 pm

mister d wrote:::STILL CUMMING TO DEATH::

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:22 pm

mister d wrote:I would imagine only the rare celebrity who is content to donate anonymously. No glitz. No glamour. Just flat out donate.

Lou Gehrig.

Post by **Sabo** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:24 pm

Johnnie wrote:On the real, at this point what well known person isn't going to video him/herself doing this challenge?

He may not be a "well-known person" to everyone, but WWE pro wrestler Rob Van Dam said he wouldn't do a video. Which seems odd, since pro wrestlers are some of the biggest self promoters in the entertainment industry.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:25 pm

Some might suggest ...

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:25 pm

Johnnie wrote:
mister d wrote:::STILL CUMMING TO DEATH::

He could save himself if only he were willing to douse his fatally raging boner in a bucket of ice cold liquid!

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:26 pm

Etrolla virus

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:27 pm

Rob Van Dam (on Twitter) wrote:For validation? Brag that I "helped"? I'll keep my efforts private

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:29 pm

rass wrote:He could save himself if only he were willing to douse his fatally raging boner in a bucket of ice cold liquid!

You could suggest that doing so would raise $25MM for charity and I would still turn you down for I am simply too modest a man!

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:36 pm

Non ironically, I state, Thanks, Obama.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:19 pm

mister d wrote:
rass wrote:He could save himself if only he were willing to douse his fatally raging boner in a bucket of ice cold liquid!
You could suggest that doing so would raise $25MM for charity and I would still turn you down for I am simply too modest a man!

Modest as in not well endowed?

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:21 pm

I'm irish.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 4:42 am

Yup. Definitely happening in Germany.

NSFW version from her website: http://micaela-s.de/news/ice" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 7:46 am

Johnnie wrote:Yup. Definitely happening in Germany.

NSFW version from her website: http://micaela-s.de/news/ice" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Thank God she did this. Now I know about ALS. This had nothing to do with attention whoring though.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 5:54 pm

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sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 11:29 pm

bfj wrote:

Wow.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 7:32 pm

I'm sorry I said that your policies will lead to you beheading Christians like ISIS does. Now take the ALS challenge!

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Aug 28, 2014 5:51 am

Jerloma wrote:I'm sorry I said that your policies will lead to you beheading Christians like ISIS does. Now take the ALS challenge!

Jesus sucks at green screen.

Post by **Shirley** » Thu Aug 28, 2014 8:07 am

Pruitt wrote:
Jerloma wrote:I'm sorry I said that your policies will lead to you beheading Christians like ISIS does. Now take the ALS challenge!

Jesus sucks at green screen.

No, I'm sure Jesus made it snow in August there because he was so mad at those queers.

howard · Post by **howard** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 7:00 pm

TheHumanComa · Post by **TheHumanComa** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 8:17 pm

I came back just so i could get in on a free online hockey draft.

Oh and to say hello! Still got some time before a hockey draft is possible, so I'll try to catch up on swamp nonsense until then.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 10:11 am

I love the Heisman house commercials. The one where charles woodson is the only defensive player is nice.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 4:02 pm

I don't think I would recognize a picture of Beyonce or any of her songs.

Post by **brian** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 4:06 pm

Rex wrote:I don't think I would recognize a picture of Beyonce or any of her songs.

The former is your loss. The latter, not so much.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 4:20 pm

I can't even imagine how that's possible. That would be like in 1987 not knowing what Michael Jackson looks like. Actually, way crazier with the internet.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 7:06 pm

Dude, I can still probably pick out all of the Ewing era Hoyas to this day. Don't even go there.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 8:33 pm

I don't know, J-Lo. Beyonce might be an extreme, but the internet can also allow you to only listen to music you like versus the Top 40 or bust of the 80s.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 8:42 pm

This is the confessions thread. I acknowledge that this one probably crosses the line from "badge of honor" to "a bit embarrassing".

I also couldn't pick out Miley Cyrus.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 8:45 pm

She's the one next to David Wingate

Post by **Shirley** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:10 pm

Rex wrote:I don't think I would recognize a picture of Beyonce or any of her songs.

So you haven't been in a grocery store in at least 5 years?

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:14 pm

Shirley wrote:
Rex wrote:I don't think I would recognize a picture of Beyonce or any of her songs.
So you haven't been in a grocery store in at least 5 years?

He's a survivor who clearly ain't ready for that jelly. And not irreplaceable, either.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:45 pm

Neither Whole Foods nor Trader Joe's sells those goofy magazines.