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Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:23 pm
by DSafetyGuy
mister d wrote:Do we agree the line between "this was bad" and "this was REALLY REALLY BAD" for the Buffalo coach is 15 years old?
Does the fact that he was the "unnamed source" who threw Jay Cutler under the bus in Chicago last year affect the line at all?

I mean, some would say that this means Kromer has a history of beating up kids.

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 6:54 pm
by duff
15 and under would be really really bad. 16 bad. 17, fuck it, they are close enough to being an adult.

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:47 am
by tennbengal
But if its Greg Pikitis - we all agree its okay that he got punched, right?

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 7:20 am
by A_B
tennbengal wrote:But if its Greg Pikitis - we all agree its okay that he got punched, right?
Yeah. Fuck Greg Pikitis.

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 9:04 am
by Pruitt
Sadly we Bills fans will not see the result of Richie Incognito being coached by this Kromer fellow.

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:34 pm
by Johnny Carwash

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:52 am
by DaveInSeattle
Well....we can cancel the season. I had a dream last night about how the season ends....

The Seahawks win the Super Bowl...against the Detroit Lions. No, I have no idea how that happens. And, what makes it super cool is that Barry Sanders came out of retirement!

Sadly...I can't give any details of the game itself, since in my dream I got really drunk and blacked out right after kickoff, and "blacked in" just before the final gun.

So get to Vegas now!

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:57 am
by Pruitt
DaveInSeattle wrote:Well....we can cancel the season. I had a dream last night about how the season ends....

The Seahawks win the Super Bowl...against the Detroit Lions. No, I have no idea how that happens. And, what makes it super cool is that Barry Sanders came out of retirement!

Sadly...I can't give any details of the game itself, since in my dream I got really drunk and blacked out right after kickoff, and "blacked in" just before the final gun.

So get to Vegas now!
Did EJ Manuel make the Pro Bowl?

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 9:48 am
by brian
I'd settle for just making it to a Super Bowl at this point.

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 12:40 pm
by Pruitt
brian wrote:I'd settle for just making it to a Super Bowl at this point.
"Settle?"

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:08 pm
by The Sybian
Pruitt wrote:
Did EJ Manuel make the Pro Bowl?
It's inevitable. Rex is a genius getting the most out of young QBs.

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:11 pm
by brian
Pruitt wrote:
brian wrote:I'd settle for just making it to a Super Bowl at this point.
"Settle?"
Yeah, as opposed to winning a Super Bowl.

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:29 pm
by Pruitt
brian wrote:
Pruitt wrote:
brian wrote:I'd settle for just making it to a Super Bowl at this point.
"Settle?"
Yeah, as opposed to winning a Super Bowl.
I meant that for fans of some teams, that is quite a high target - right now I would settle for a trip to the playoffs.

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:30 pm
by brian
Gotcha. It's a ridiculous goal for the Lions too, but having never been to a Super Bowl just making it to one would be an experience.

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:12 am
by Sabo

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:53 pm
by Pruitt
brian wrote:Gotcha. It's a ridiculous goal for the Lions too, but having never been to a Super Bowl just making it to one would be an experience.
Old Bills fans will tell you - the scars have healed to a certain extent. But the fact that the team made four straight Super Bowls (and UNBELIEVABLY! made the playoffs 10 out of 12 seasons) means that despite the eventual heartbreak, there were many Sundays that were absolutely glorious.

Can't believe it's been 22 years...

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 5:44 pm
by DC47
Any sane, or at least old, Lions fan would kill for the experience of a Bills fan during that amazing run.

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:08 pm
by Pruitt
DC47 wrote:Any sane, or at least old, Lions fan would kill for the experience of a Bills fan during that amazing run.
I must have gone to 5 or 6 games a year at Rich Stadium during those years. Best sports days of my life.

And apropos of nothing, there's this...

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Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 11:08 pm
by devilfluff
Pruitt wrote:
DC47 wrote:And apropos of nothing, there's this...

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That is pure class.

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 5:23 am
by Pruitt
Some one emailed the address on the invite and received this in response:
Thank Your for Your RSVP to LeSean Mccoy's Private Extravaganza Taking place on Sunday Evening July 26th 2015! Below are the Following Requirements to Be Confirmed for the Event.

1. Please Submit Full name (As seen on ID) 21+ is a MUST *ID's Will be CHECKED for Admission

2. Please Submit 1 Picture AND Provide Social Media information I.E. Instagram, Facebook, or Twitter.

3. Upon Entry Patrons will be asked for ID's and to Sign Confidentiality agreement.

4. There are NO PLUS 1's Everyone MUST individually RSVP to event

5. Upon confirmation Email you will receive Pick up/ Drop off Location and Attire.

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 6:53 am
by tennbengal
Wait - that's serious? Not an Onion?

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 7:00 am
by rass
The Onion is better with Photoshop.

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 8:26 am
by Gunpowder

A lot of Steelers fans are like, upset about it.

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:56 am
by Jerloma
Gunpowder wrote:

A lot of Steelers fans are like, upset about it.
Oh fuck. I'm not even gonna look.

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 10:04 am
by Gunpowder
It's not that bad. The site is getting more sensible.

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 4:26 pm
by The Sybian
Pruitt wrote:Some one emailed the address on the invite and received this in response:
Thank Your for Your RSVP to LeSean Mccoy's Private Extravaganza Taking place on Sunday Evening July 26th 2015! Below are the Following Requirements to Be Confirmed for the Event.

1. Please Submit Full name (As seen on ID) 21+ is a MUST *ID's Will be CHECKED for Admission

2. Please Submit 1 Picture AND Provide Social Media information I.E. Instagram, Facebook, or Twitter.

3. Upon Entry Patrons will be asked for ID's and to Sign Confidentiality agreement.

4. There are NO PLUS 1's Everyone MUST individually RSVP to event

5. Upon confirmation Email you will receive Pick up/ Drop off Location and Attire.
Good luck finding enough hot women in Buffalo to fill a room.

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 4:33 pm
by Rush2112
The Sybian wrote:
Good luck finding enough hot women in Buffalo to fill a room.
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Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 4:57 pm
by Pruitt
The Sybian wrote:
Pruitt wrote:Some one emailed the address on the invite and received this in response:
Thank Your for Your RSVP to LeSean Mccoy's Private Extravaganza Taking place on Sunday Evening July 26th 2015! Below are the Following Requirements to Be Confirmed for the Event.

1. Please Submit Full name (As seen on ID) 21+ is a MUST *ID's Will be CHECKED for Admission

2. Please Submit 1 Picture AND Provide Social Media information I.E. Instagram, Facebook, or Twitter.

3. Upon Entry Patrons will be asked for ID's and to Sign Confidentiality agreement.

4. There are NO PLUS 1's Everyone MUST individually RSVP to event

5. Upon confirmation Email you will receive Pick up/ Drop off Location and Attire.
Good luck finding enough hot women in Buffalo to fill a room.
Classic joke - What do you call a pretty woman ion Buffalo?

A tourist!

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 2:13 pm
by The Sybian
Pruitt wrote:

Classic joke - What do you call a pretty woman ion Buffalo?

A tourist!
Buffalo, we have tons of women, just not many of them.

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 3:21 pm
by DSafetyGuy
Former New Orleans Saint Junior Galette seems like the level-headed sort.
Said Payton is addicted to molly, pills, and alcohol.

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 3:37 pm
by Gunpowder
Well we already knew he liked the pain pills.

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:54 am
by A_B
Jerloma wrote:
Gunpowder wrote:

A lot of Steelers fans are like, upset about it.
Oh fuck. I'm not even gonna look.

Weird, considering they have an emergency Mike TOmlin...

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Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2015 10:17 am
by L-Jam3
Wait. Seriously. Does Mike Tomlin have a twin? Or is that Omar Epps?

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2015 2:38 pm
by Jerloma
I have no idea what's going on there. Gotta be a photoshop.

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2015 2:44 pm
by brian
Yeah the hats are different.

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2015 2:52 pm
by Johnnie
It's real. It was on a few blogs. The Ravens apparently have a coach that looks like him too.

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Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2015 3:03 pm
by Jerloma
But who is that Steelers coach?

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2015 8:29 am
by Pruitt
Jerloma wrote:But who is that Steelers coach?
Mystery Solved!

Former Steelers (and now Broncos') Player Development coach Ray Jackson.

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Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2015 6:02 pm
by brian

Re: NFL Offseason Thread

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2015 6:19 pm
by Gunpowder
He's having a great offseason.

Black guy in St. Louis ordered out of his car at gunpoint after a traffic violation, and it looked to be perfectly appropriate policing? Tough to do but good on Mr. Richardson.