SWAMPCRASH FANTASY DRAFT

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We'll let this ride at y'alls-es pace.

CAPS

Jerlomes
Bensell
Chedda
Rass



COMPLETELY RANDOM ORDER

3
1
4
2

By the order I listed the captains above, that's:

Chedda
Jerloma
Rass
Bensell

And we'll snake it. So Chedda, whenever you're ready...you're on the clock!
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TEAMS

CHEESEDICKS

QB Chedda
RB Rush (1.1)
RB Keg (3.1)
WR Johnny Carwash (2.4)
WR Pruitt (5.1)
TE TT (4.4)
FLEX elflaco (6.4)
D BSF (7.1)




NUCLEAR TAPEWORMS

QB Jerloma
RB Buffsol (1.2)
RB Brian (3.2)
WR Shirley (2.3)
WR Devilfluff (5.2)
TE Sybian (4.3)
FLEX Scottie (6.3)
D Travzilla (7.2)





RASSHOLES

QB Rass
RB DC47 (1.3)
RB Giff (3.3)
WR Diamond (2.2)
WR Cerrano (5.3)
TE Bronto (4.2)
FLEX Sancarlos (6.2)
D PDX (7.3)



BOURBON BUNCH

QB Bensell
RB wlulax (1.4)
RB Junkyard (5.4)
WR Sabo (3.4)
WR Tom 1860 (4.1)
TE AB (2.1)
FLEX degen (6.1)
D BFJ (7.4)



So that's basically my thought process. Each week is a fantasy football matchup, lowest total points is the team that wins.
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Every team should have a librarian. The Cheesedicks select Rush2112.
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Live look from the Team rass draft war room:

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After a thorough analysis of the last full Swampcrash season (2011-12), I think we're ready to roll.

Except I have a meeting right this second, so it might be an hour or so before I can pick.
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No rush (OR RUSH HAHAHAH), I'm hoping to get it finished up by mid-week.
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Hint Hint, Loma

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Did you say BuffSol is in?
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Oh shiiiiite. Yeah, let's put him in. I'll figure out what to do with the extra person at the end.
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Make him a Nuclear Tapeworm
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Fuck that I don't want to play FL. Daddy says it won't help my image. I wanna be traded to Kentucky.


(whatever, looking forward to a season,tourney, whatever...I love these things.)

ETA: What ever we do do can we keep it away from the week around St Patty's I'll be out of town on business so low to no Swamping.)
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Rush2112 wrote:Fuck that I don't want to play FL. Daddy says it won't help my image. I wanna be traded to Kentucky.


(whatever, looking forward to a season,tourney, whatever...I love these things.)

ETA: What ever we do do can we keep it away from the week around St Patty's I'll be out of town on business so low to no Swamping.)
I guess at this point it's safe to note that Team rass scratched rush from its board because of his hard partying reputation. Coming from Colorado was a big red flag, too.
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Just in case there was any confusion, I'm drafting BufSol.
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rass wrote:I guess at this point it's safe to note that Team rass scratched rush from its board because of his hard partying reputation. Coming from Colorado was a big red flag, too.
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Rass on the clock.
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Good afternoon everyone. Team rass would like to thank Commissioner SL for the hard work he put into reviving Swampcrash. I'd also like to tip my cap to my fellow captains, especially former NFC South cohort chedda. We've come a long way, baby.


With the third pick in the 2014 Swampcrash Fantasy draft, Team rass picks:

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Bensell is on the nonexistent clock
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Give me wlu_lax & AB
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Rush2112 wrote:Fuck that I don't want to play FL. Daddy says it won't help my image. I wanna be traded to Kentucky.


(whatever, looking forward to a season,tourney, whatever...I love these things.)

ETA: What ever we do do can we keep it away from the week around St Patty's I'll be out of town on business so low to no Swamping.)

I'm so confused. Does this mean Rush doesn't want to be on Team Cheesedick? Who do you think you are, Bo Jackson? Nobody fucks with Hugh Culverhouse, honky! I love weed and craft beer, doesn't that count for something with you?
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(Snorts a line)

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I'm psyched to see Swampcrash again. I'm happy to spectate but if you need any more I'd love to play.
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Man, do you ever have great timing!


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Diamond wrote:I'm psyched to see Swampcrash again. I'm happy to spectate but if you need any more I'd love to play.

So this is what it takes to bring people back. Weren't people bitching that Swampcrash would be the death of the Swamp?
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Swampcrash will be the death of Facebook!
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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The Sybian wrote:
Diamond wrote:I'm psyched to see Swampcrash again. I'm happy to spectate but if you need any more I'd love to play.

So this is what it takes to bring people back. Weren't people bitching that Swampcrash would be the death of the Swamp?
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Diamond wrote:I'm psyched to see Swampcrash again. I'm happy to spectate but if you need any more I'd love to play.
If it is a matter of fitting you into one of 28, you can have my spot if you want it.
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TT2.0 wrote:waiting for my time to shine in undrafted free agency
There are still spots available at the Super regional combines in Seattle on March 22nd, Miami and Indianapolis on March 23rd 2014!

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Scottie wrote:
Diamond wrote:I'm psyched to see Swampcrash again. I'm happy to spectate but if you need any more I'd love to play.
If it is a matter of fitting you into one of 28, you can have my spot if you want it.
Appreciated, but I'm really fine playing along at home. You guys have something going, I don't need to horn in, just seeing if there's room.
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govmentchedda wrote:
Rush2112 wrote:Fuck that I don't want to play FL. Daddy says it won't help my image. I wanna be traded to Kentucky.


(whatever, looking forward to a season,tourney, whatever...I love these things.)

ETA: What ever we do do can we keep it away from the week around St Patty's I'll be out of town on business so low to no Swamping.)

I'm so confused. Does this mean Rush doesn't want to be on Team Cheesedick? Who do you think you are, Bo Jackson? Nobody fucks with Hugh Culverhouse, honky! I love weed and craft beer, doesn't that count for something with you?

Just messing around looking forward to crush folks with ya Ched.
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Diamond wrote:
Scottie wrote:
Diamond wrote:I'm psyched to see Swampcrash again. I'm happy to spectate but if you need any more I'd love to play.
If it is a matter of fitting you into one of 28, you can have my spot if you want it.
Appreciated, but I'm really fine playing along at home. You guys have something going, I don't need to horn in, just seeing if there's room.
Dammit Diamond, you need to post more.

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Sabo wrote:Dammit Diamond, you need to post more.
And, earnestly, that's why I want him to take my spot. If it'll get him more active here I'll step aside in a heartbeat.
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I think Bensell forgot he signed up for this. He's been on the forum.
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Jerloma wrote:I think Bensell forgot he signed up for this. He's been on the forum.

He made his picks.
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AB_skin_test wrote:
Jerloma wrote:I think Bensell forgot he signed up for this. He's been on the forum.

He made his picks.

Yeah. SL hasn't been around to update the board or rule on Diamond. I'm waiting for the latter before I pick.
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AB_skin_test wrote:
Jerloma wrote:I think Bensell forgot he signed up for this. He's been on the forum.

He made his picks.
Oh Jeez...sorry!

More importantly...how the fuck did I miss that avatar?
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rass wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:
Jerloma wrote:I think Bensell forgot he signed up for this. He's been on the forum.

He made his picks.

Yeah. SL hasn't been around to update the board or rule on Diamond. I'm waiting for the latter before I pick.
Just draft Diamond. It wouldn't be Swamp Crash without Diamond utterly dominating.
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Well, we're actually at 29, Diamond would make 30. If we got two more people we could just have 8 team squads.
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rass wrote:Man, do you ever have great timing!


Commish?

I can't allow it in this particular draft.
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Jerloma wrote:Well, we're actually at 29, Diamond would make 30. If we got two more people we could just have 8 team squads.

I guess. If not I'll allow alternates or something.

If the Swamp wants it, the Swamp gets it. I've been overruled, Rass selects Diamond.
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