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I've been wondering why Belgium's Covid numbers have been so much worse than the countries around them. I guess it's the orgies?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Adolf Hitler wins election with 85% of the vote, in Namibia
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... mibia.html
Claims 'I'm not striving for world domination'
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Claims 'I'm not striving for world domination'
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Missing man found dead inside Spanish dinosaur statue
Police say it’s likely the 39-year-old got stuck trying to retrieve his mobile phone after dropping it
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Who would be the best person to @ in a tweet with this image and why isn't it Curt Schilling?
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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I had Florida on my scorecard, but Louisiana? Yeah, that tracks.sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Aug 02, 2021 8:11 pm Groom still in his wedding tux accused of shooting two, including bride's alleged lover, in mid-traffic dispute
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But he didn't shoot his bride, so kind of romantic?sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Aug 02, 2021 8:11 pm Groom still in his wedding tux accused of shooting two, including bride's alleged lover, in mid-traffic dispute
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sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Aug 02, 2021 8:11 pm Groom still in his wedding tux accused of shooting two, including bride's alleged lover, in mid-traffic dispute
Was just coming here to post that same story....so many questions!
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It reads like it was a mobile Jerry Springer episode only with guns.DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Tue Aug 03, 2021 9:45 amsancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Aug 02, 2021 8:11 pm Groom still in his wedding tux accused of shooting two, including bride's alleged lover, in mid-traffic dispute
Was just coming here to post that same story....so many questions!
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Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Wed Oct 27, 2021 7:09 pm A stock photo of B.J. Novak is being used on the packaging of random products around the world.
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A very Pacific Northwest headline/story:
Tree DNA sends leader of poaching ring to prison after 2018 Olympic National Forest fire
Tree DNA sends leader of poaching ring to prison after 2018 Olympic National Forest fire
In the spring and summer of 2018, a crew of poachers had been chopping down trees by night in the Olympic National Forest in Washington state, federal prosecutors said.
On Aug. 3, they came upon the wasp’s nest.
It was at the base of a bigleaf maple, a species of hardwood tree with a shimmering grain that is prized for its use in violins, guitars and other musical instruments. The crew was selling bigleaf maples to a mill in Tumwater, Thurston County, using forged permits, prosecutors said. Logging is banned in the forest, a wilderness encompassing more than 630,00 acres.
The timber poachers sprayed insecticide and most likely gasoline on the nest and burned it, authorities said. But they were unable to douse the fire with water bottles, so they fled, prosecutors said.
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So much for that Simon Belmont cosplay...
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I just don't understand anything any more.
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Photographer, social media star Matt Mathews: Opossum taken by the state was his ‘baby’
Matt Mathews, one of the most sought-after boudoir photographers in the Southeast and a multiple time world-qualifying barrel racer, is also a fierce animal advocate and has spent years rehabilitating one of his favorite creatures: opossums.
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From the north coast of Lake Ontario
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From the north coast of Lake Ontario
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From the north coast of Lake Ontario
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From the north coast of Lake Ontario
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From the north coast of Lake Ontario
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Man who had penis on his arm for six years finally has it re-attached
Saw a very odd show on tv in England about this.
Saw a very odd show on tv in England about this.
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He looks exactly how you'd picture an Englishman who " suffered from a dreadful infection that caused his penis to turn black and it fell off in the toilet." How do you let your necrotic penis go for so long it just falls off? And the best quote: "The worst thing is when you cuddle your nan at Christmas and it hits her in the eye.”sancarlos wrote: ↑Tue May 03, 2022 4:24 pm Man who had penis on his arm for six years finally has it re-attached
Saw a very odd show on tv in England about this.
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Yeah the fifth season of Sherlock was nuts. To say the least.sancarlos wrote: ↑Tue May 03, 2022 4:24 pm Man who had penis on his arm for six years finally has it re-attached
Saw a very odd show on tv in England about this.
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The Adventure of the Engineer's oh fuck man that’s not a ThumbA_B wrote: ↑Tue May 03, 2022 5:31 pmYeah the fifth season of Sherlock was nuts. To say the least.sancarlos wrote: ↑Tue May 03, 2022 4:24 pm Man who had penis on his arm for six years finally has it re-attached
Saw a very odd show on tv in England about this.
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I can’t wait for Peter Genovese’s article ranking the top 50 most notorious Chili’s in NJ.
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Front page above the fold story in the Sunday Star Ledger
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Well, it's good for the environment, so I'll do my part. (each bottle is made with one pound of green crab, which according to the article is a problematic invasive species)Reaper wrote: ↑Mon Jul 11, 2022 9:01 pm A distillery is fighting invasive crabs by turning them into whiskey.
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