The Swamp

“I had a bad stomach, so I simply let go,” the 25-year-old told Länstidningen Södertälje. “Then I received two yellow cards and then red. Yes, I was shocked, it’s the strangest thing I have ever experienced in football.

“I asked the referee, ‘What, am I not allowed to break wind a little?’ ‘No,’ he replied … I don’t get it but maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him. But I did not.”

… I don’t get it but maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him…”

Cristiano Ronaldo wrote:You can do that?

Johnny Carwash wrote:Four half-naked men throw crocodiles into a school office in Humpty Doo, Australia

The Sybian wrote:

Johnny Carwash wrote:Four half-naked men throw crocodiles into a school office in Humpty Doo, Australia

Do we need a Florida or Australia thread?

Hey, Daphne, come here, are you ticklish?

Shirley wrote:Whoa, whoa, whoa. It says she fell from the platform, "waiting to go on the zip line." Are we sure she completed her bucket list? It sounds like she came up just short.

Shirley wrote:Whoa, whoa, whoa. It says she fell from the platform, "waiting to go on the zip line." Are we sure she completed her bucket list? It sounds like she came up just short.

Today, about 3 hours ago, I was told that my mother has died. Full of love and adventure, I am thankful to be her daughter. My mom died completing her bucket list, zip lining in Newark.
During this time, I seek to understand God's purpose. I want to take this opportunity to remind you that we never know when we are no longer on this earth. It is necessary to acknowledge that God gives us life through His son's sacrifice for our sins and by repenting, we are made new. By living a life for God, according to His Word, we are able to live eternally.
This is truly the hardest situation that I have ever faced. I ask for you prayers for my family. I would also like to ask for prayers as I learn how to make arrangements. Please hold your family close tonight and give God glory.

sancarlos wrote:Yeah, I think the chance of hurting oneself zip lining is very low. btw, We did a whole course of zip line rides on the northwest corner of the big island of Hawaii a few years back. Spectacular views and highly recommended if you go there.

But, I've also done those treetops ladders/ropes/zipline courses a few times, and I think they are much more dangerous, even though they also have the redundant carabiner locks. First, because t's more of an athletic test, you get tired. Second,iIf you fall, you will be tethered and not die, but you will get a few good bonks against the trees.

sancarlos wrote:Yeah, I think the chance of hurting oneself zip lining is very low. btw, We did a whole course of zip lines on the northwest corner of the big island of Hawaii a few years back. Spectacular views and highly recommended if you go there.

But, I've also done those treetops ladders/ropes/zipline courses a few times, and I think they are much more dangerous, even though they also have the redundant carabiner locks. First, because t's more of an athletic test, you get tired. Second,iIf you fall, you will be tethered and not die, but you will get a few good bonks against the trees.

Giff wrote:

sancarlos wrote:Yeah, I think the chance of hurting oneself zip lining is very low. btw, We did a whole course of zip lines on the northwest corner of the big island of Hawaii a few years back. Spectacular views and highly recommended if you go there.

But, I've also done those treetops ladders/ropes/zipline courses a few times, and I think they are much more dangerous, even though they also have the redundant carabiner locks. First, because t's more of an athletic test, you get tired. Second,iIf you fall, you will be tethered and not die, but you will get a few good bonks against the trees.

I haven't done this one yet, but on our list for our next trip out there.

sancarlos wrote:

Giff wrote:

sancarlos wrote:Yeah, I think the chance of hurting oneself zip lining is very low. btw, We did a whole course of zip lines on the northwest corner of the big island of Hawaii a few years back. Spectacular views and highly recommended if you go there.

But, I've also done those treetops ladders/ropes/zipline courses a few times, and I think they are much more dangerous, even though they also have the redundant carabiner locks. First, because t's more of an athletic test, you get tired. Second,iIf you fall, you will be tethered and not die, but you will get a few good bonks against the trees.

I haven't done this one yet, but on our list for our next trip out there.

I didn't know about that one. I'll have to checkout. Giff, you are a fountain of information now. I told my wife about that winery and it has been added to the list.

Pruitt wrote:

govmentchedda wrote:Dictionary getting bigger

Can't wait for my next scrabble game!

Sources in attendance have told the Express that, during the meal, a protester ran at the mayor and threw a store-bought pie in his face.

A different witness said that the pie had whipped cream as a topping.

After this, the protester reportedly said something to Johnson. This prompted him to allegedly tackle the protester and punch him in the face "repeatedly," more than half a dozen times, landing "five to 10" blows.

One witness described it as a "bloody pulp." Other witnesses say that the pie-thrower was hit multiple times in the face and will definitely need stitches, and that there was visible blood.

Ambulances and fire department arrived at the scene....

...Sacramento Police released a statement that 32-year-old Sean Thompson was arrested for felony assault of a public official. SPD reported that "during the assault, the subject sustained a minor injury."

rass wrote:The Chicago Hot Dog King and a Mysterious Gold Tooth

rass wrote:Semi-naked man found dead on Spanish airport bench with deli meat on his buttocks, genitals in tuna can

Pruitt wrote:

rass wrote:Semi-naked man found dead on Spanish airport bench with deli meat on his buttocks, genitals in tuna can

Could this ever be topped?

Ryan wrote:Me too

A_B wrote:

Pruitt wrote:

rass wrote:Semi-naked man found dead on Spanish airport bench with deli meat on his buttocks, genitals in tuna can

Could this ever be topped?

Maybe with some swiss cheese and a nice rye.

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The Most Intimate Photograph
Photographers from Sally Mann to Nan Goldin owe a debt to Emmet Gowin’s piercing 1971 picture of his wife, Edith, peeing in a barn.