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Posted: **Tue Jun 27, 2017 8:23 am**

rass wrote:...

But here's where things get messy ...

Yes, that makes sense.

Posted: **Wed Jun 28, 2017 6:12 am**

Meet Jeff Tutorials, the 16-Year-Old 'Grand Theft Auto' Glitch YouTuber Retweeted by the President

Posted: **Mon Jul 03, 2017 2:20 pm**

J.R.R. Tolkien's estate settles lawsuit with Warner Bros. over use of his work in online gambling

Posted: **Fri Jul 14, 2017 5:58 am**

Technically not a headline, but the comment on an ESPN Facebook post last night.

The magic of Tim Tebow continues.

Tim Tebow smacks a solo walk-off home run the opposite way in the bottom of the seventh inning to give the St. Lucie Mets a 5-4 victory over the Daytona Tortugas.

Is this little league?

Posted: **Fri Jul 14, 2017 6:22 am**

Pruitt wrote:Technically not a headline, but the comment on an ESPN Facebook post last night.

The magic of Tim Tebow continues.

Tim Tebow smacks a solo walk-off home run the opposite way in the bottom of the seventh inning to give the St. Lucie Mets a 5-4 victory over the Daytona Tortugas.
Is this little league?

I think they play seven innings a game in the minors if it's a doubleheader, but I could be wrong about that.

Posted: **Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:55 pm**

That's right. They don't play day-night double headers.

Posted: **Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:35 pm**

Is that single A? The crowd in the video may have been 200-300. But ESPN will never give up on him.

Posted: **Fri Jul 14, 2017 9:10 pm**

It's sad as fuck. They're already starting with the "better than Jordan" stories but that's such a low bar and so insane.

Posted: **Thu Jul 20, 2017 12:50 pm**

Don't know where to start on this one

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... aw-it.html

Posted: **Thu Aug 17, 2017 5:16 pm**

Fecal matter found in food and drink sold on Spanish beaches

Posted: **Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:31 am**

Firefighters eat sausages made of piglets they saved from blaze

Posted: **Wed Aug 23, 2017 2:13 pm**

EnochRoot hopes he has some pithy quotes in the next edition of Baseball Weekly.

"I don't care about Player of the Game honors. I just want to do what's best for the team."

Posted: **Tue Sep 05, 2017 5:47 pm**

Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo

From the BBC no less.

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:34 pm**

Pruitt wrote:Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo

From the BBC no less.

A friend just sent the Go Fund Me page, he already raised thousands of pounds beyond his goal, so he is donating the additional funds to some 3rd world charity that provides toilets to places without. Hope their second date goes better.

Posted: **Thu Sep 07, 2017 8:17 am**

The Sybian wrote:
Pruitt wrote:Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo

From the BBC no less.

A friend just sent the Go Fund Me page, he already raised thousands of pounds beyond his goal, so he is donating the additional funds to some 3rd world charity that provides toilets to places without. Hope their second date goes better.

Sounds like the first date was going pretty good. Nando's Peri Peri and then back to "Netflix and Chill" at his place.

Posted: **Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:04 am**

I'd kill for a Nando's Peri Peri here.

Posted: **Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:17 am**

Giff wrote:I'd kill for a Nando's Peri Peri here.

To rub it in but I have one pretty close to the office. What to have for lunch.....

Posted: **Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:55 am**

https://twitter.com/doree/status/910269552130273280

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:17 am**

https://twitter.com/Evan_Dziobak/status ... 0813741056
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/sta ... 3084061696

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:17 pm**

Whadda they a buncha fuggin peckahs or sumtin tss tss?

Posted: **Fri Oct 13, 2017 1:54 pm**

Today Was The Last Friday The 13th For Flight 666 To HEL

Finnair had been operating flight #666 from Copenhagen to Helsinki on every Friday the 13th for a little over a decade (21 times total), but opted to stop after today.

https://twitter.com/flightradar24/statu ... -to-hel%2F

Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:55 am**

Scientist finally figures out why holes feel larger with your tongue than with your finger.

Posted: **Sun Oct 29, 2017 5:52 pm**

https://twitter.com/NCSox/status/924710809963548673

Posted: **Sat Nov 11, 2017 1:42 pm**

https://twitter.com/bw_jones/status/929387493614608390

Posted: **Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:10 pm**

That's Pentagonz local newspaper there.

Posted: **Sun Nov 12, 2017 9:39 am**

Have some friends that have worked for the TD that are mortified. It's generally a good paper for a town our size. But that's funny as fuck. Only sex clams I know are geoducks.

Posted: **Sun Nov 12, 2017 1:55 pm**

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbUoywthmam ... edzepinoma

I take it y'all don't follow Rene Redzepi on Instagram then.

Posted: **Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:21 am**

These crabs can grow up to 3 feet, but did they eat Amelia Earhart?

Posted: **Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:32 am**

rass wrote:These crabs can grow up to 3 feet, but did they eat Amelia Earhart?

Don't worry I've got this

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2018 11:33 pm**

Student says she flushed 'emotional support hamster' after airline denied passage

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:54 am**

It's really too bad the passenger isn't named Karen.

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:44 am**

84-year-old woman accused of shooting at 'noisy' children

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:22 am**

sancarlos wrote: ↑Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:44 am 84-year-old woman accused of shooting at 'noisy' children

Authorities in Redding say Betty Frances Sanders fired a handgun Friday in the direction of the kids between the ages of 8 and 10 after complaining about the noise from their motorcycles.

Seems a bit young to have motorcycles...

Posted: **Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:52 am**

Man jailed after stabbing his neighbour for ‘incessantly’ reciting poetry

Sub-headline:

John Paul Mulready also bit victim’s face during incident in Dublin flat, court hears

Posted: **Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:45 pm**

Posted: **Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:16 am**

A train packed with New Jersey feces is laying waste to an Alabama town

ETA: my new favorite part of this is that NJ media is labeling it as the poop of New Jerseyians, while the NYC media is claiming it for New Yorkers

Posted: **Tue Apr 10, 2018 7:20 am**

MANCHESTER — A city woman wanted on theft charges was arrested Friday in Manchester after walking into the Valley Street jail to apply for a job.

Manchester police said the woman, identified as Kristina Hoefs, 31, of Manchester walked into the Valley Street jail on Friday to apply for a job. While applying, jail staff realized Hoefs was wanted out of Maine on a theft related offense, and she was placed into custody without incident.

“In my 32-year career here, this is a first,” said Valley Street jail Superintendent Dave Dionne.

Dionne said Hoefs came in to apply for a job as a corrections officer.

Posted: **Thu May 24, 2018 4:12 pm**

Boy, 15, shoots parents; mother returns fire and wounds son

MURICA!

Posted: **Thu May 24, 2018 6:20 pm**

brian wrote: ↑Thu May 24, 2018 4:12 pm Boy, 15, shoots parents; mother returns fire and wounds son

MURICA!

I'm sorry... that made me laugh. It just proves every anti-gun argument.

Posted: **Fri May 25, 2018 8:35 pm**

One of the most horrifying headlines imaginable...

Ebola Patients Escape Hospital, Increasing Fear of Massive Outbreak

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