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Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 1:46 pm
by Pruitt

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:57 am
by Giff
Pruitt wrote: Wed May 30, 2018 1:46 pm I just don't understand this world anymore...

Dr. Sandra Lee, a.k.a. Dr. Pimple Popper, on the Appeal of Blackhead Videos
I had a girlfriend who loved doing that.

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:00 pm
by Pruitt

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:22 pm
by Ryan
Boscawen man faces DWI, drug, stolen car charges after arrests in afternoon, then next morning

Image

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 6:49 pm
by rass
Scarlett Johansson to star in 'Rub & Tug' about Pittsburgh massage parlor boss


Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:32 pm
by Pruitt

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 1:44 pm
by Pruitt

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:33 pm
by Johnny Carwash

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 1:35 pm
by Pruitt

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 1:57 pm
by Nonlinear FC
This feels like a Will Ferrel SNL skit.

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 2:01 pm
by Johnny Carwash
Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Jul 27, 2018 1:57 pm
This feels like a Will Ferrel SNL skit.
I don't think so, because I thought it was funny.

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:00 pm
by mister d
Whoa there.

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:24 pm
by Sabo
Johnny Carwash wrote: Fri Jul 27, 2018 2:01 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Jul 27, 2018 1:57 pm
This feels like a Will Ferrel SNL skit.
I don't think so, because I thought it was funny.
Gold star!

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:31 pm
by brian
Who the fuck doesn’t like Will Ferrell in SNL?

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 6:37 pm
by sancarlos
brian wrote: Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:31 pm Who the fuck doesn’t like Will Ferrell in SNL?
Whether you do or don't, it was a pretty good burn.

Too bad Will Ferrell doesn't come to the Swamp, so the burn just goes up into the ether.

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:22 pm
by Rex
http://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/ramen-n ... in-georgia

Imagine trying to unload this stuff....25 cents at a time

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:17 am
by wlu_lax6
Rex wrote: Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:22 pm http://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/ramen-n ... in-georgia

Imagine trying to unload this stuff....25 cents at a time
Sounds like a Andy Samberg SNL mob skit

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:02 pm
by Pruitt
Ryanair: 'Tinkerbell' thrown off flight at Stansted
One passenger on the plane tweeted to say his flight had not yet taken off because of "a man dressed as Tinkerbell".

He later said armed police had turned up and "one officer has adjusted the man's wings".

"Meanwhile, the man dressed as Bob the Builder has been exceptionally well behaved," he added.

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:01 pm
by brian
Honestly I just assumed something like that happened on every Ryanair flight. Greyhound customers are about 10x more dignified and behaved.

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2018 9:52 pm
by The Sybian
Unfortunately a fake chyron. If only the NY Post had a TV show...

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For JLo, someone doctored a screenshot of Nicole Wallace on MSNBC to add a chyron saying "Trump worried about Pecker Leaking."

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 6:45 am
by Pruitt

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:52 pm
by Pruitt
Fareed Zakaria in the Washington Post

I wanted to understand Europe’s populism. So I talked to Bono.

I stopped listening to Bono about 30 years ago - but gee, wonder why we liberals in the west didn't see populism coming?

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2018 6:42 am
by Pruitt
British woman in Tenerife found with turtle in vagina after night out partying
The 26-year-old, who went to an emergency room complaining of pain in her genital area, has no memory of what could have happened

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2018 9:10 am
by Ryan
Image

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2018 9:27 am
by rass
Glad you didn’t go with my boy Dry Bones.

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2018 11:42 am
by Pruitt

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:50 pm
by sancarlos

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:05 pm
by The Sybian
Please tell me someone has video!

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 3:23 pm
by rass

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 3:42 pm
by Baloney
Joachim Ronneberg: Norwegian who thwarted Nazi nuclear plan dies

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-45938874

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:25 pm
by Pruitt
Baloney wrote: Mon Oct 22, 2018 3:42 pm Joachim Ronneberg: Norwegian who thwarted Nazi nuclear plan dies

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-45938874
Wow!

God bless this man.

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:31 pm
by Pruitt

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:33 pm
by brian
Yeah, that one was hilarious. And he was in a dirtbag bar in North Las Vegas too, which is also weird. Who the hell gets busted jerking off at 9 a.m. in the morning in a bar when they're not drinking.

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:47 pm
by Nonlinear FC
Cocaine's a helluva drug?

:shrug emoji:

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:24 pm
by Pruitt

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:00 pm
by Johnnie
Knicks Basketball Card Shows Menendez Brothers Sitting Courtside After Killing Parents

My sister alerted me to this random story to tell me that my mom found two in my dad's collection.

Fingers crossed these fetch money on eBay.

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 4:57 pm
by Pruitt
Johnnie wrote: Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:00 pm Shows Menendez Brothers Sitting Courtside After Killing Parents

My sister alerted me to this random story to tell me that my mom found two in my dad's collection.

Fingers crossed these fetch money on eBay.
Is that why he's not in the Hall of Fame?

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:01 pm
by Johnny Carwash
90% sure I have one in a box in my attic.

e: The card, not a Menendez brother.

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:30 pm
by Johnnie
Johnny Carwash wrote: Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:01 pm 90% sure I have one in a box in my attic.

e: The card, not a Menendez brother.
Excellent.

Re: Random Headlines

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:00 pm
by sancarlos
Two nuns allegedly embezzle $500,000 from Catholic school for gambling, trips to casinos
The two nuns showed remorse, and the archdiocese and the church are not pursuing criminal charges.