The Swamp

Shirley wrote: ↑Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:40 am Orgasm, explosion, backflip, and death. Why isn't Michael Bay making a movie about bees?

Ryan wrote: ↑Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:51 am

Shirley wrote: ↑Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:40 am Orgasm, explosion, backflip, and death. Why isn't Michael Bay making a movie about bees?

Check your twitter

Johnnie wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:20 am The ocean ate some terrible Mexican food.

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:24 am

Johnnie wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:20 am The ocean ate some terrible Mexican food.

Funny thing is...that foreground isn't water.

wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 17, 2018 2:34 pm https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ba ... ca2cbd196c

Shirley wrote: ↑Wed Apr 18, 2018 11:04 pm

[+] spoiler

He must be delicious. (H/T: Wait Wait Don't Tell Me)

A_B wrote: ↑Mon Apr 30, 2018 2:13 pm Maybe just stay inside, dude.

[+] spoiler

He must be delicious. (H/T: Wait Wait Don't Tell Me)

A_B wrote: ↑Mon Apr 30, 2018 2:13 pm Maybe just stay inside, dude.

[+] spoiler

He must be delicious. (H/T: Wait Wait Don't Tell Me)

Two friends riding their bikes in a mountainous, wooded area of Washington State on Saturday morning were attacked by a cougar, which killed one of them in the state’s first such fatality in more than 90 years, officials said.

The authorities said the two cyclists saw the cougar, a 100-pound male, in pursuit and one of them screamed. They stopped, got off their bikes and made noise to ward it off as people in such situations are advised to do, the authorities said.

At first, it appeared to work. The cougar fled.

But as they were about to pedal away, the cougar returned, Sgt. Ryan Abbott of the King County Sheriff’s Office said. It jumped on Isaac M. Sederbaum, putting its mouth around his head and shaking him. It released him and chased after the other cyclist, Sonja J. Brooks, who had started to run.

As Mr. Sederbaum, who had been bloodied but survived, rode away from the scene, he could see the cougar dragging Ms. Brooks into the woods, Sergeant Abbott said. Mr. Sederbaum later told the authorities that he had to travel about two miles before getting a cellphone signal and calling 911.

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Mon May 21, 2018 8:33 am Fuck. Obviously, she got the horrible end of that deal, but man...

Dude's gonna need some serious therapy/drugs to move past that shit.

Tyrone Slothrop
5/21/18 11:54am
Not to be an asshole, but how hard would it have been for two grown men to fight off an emaciated 100-pound cat?

Ryan wrote: ↑Mon May 21, 2018 12:02 pm First Deadspin comment

Tyrone Slothrop
5/21/18 11:54am
Not to be an asshole, but how hard would it have been for two grown men to fight off an emaciated 100-pound cat?

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Mon May 21, 2018 12:25 pm Dude has also CLEARLY never fucked with a cat.

I grew up with cats in the house, usually at least 3 at any given time. If you've never been quick-attacked by a cat, or watched them go after a bird, or get in a scrap with another cat or dog?

They are fucking VICIOUS animals. And I'm not being sarcastic or overselling it. To think of a cat the size of a dog coming after you?

Fuck all of that business.

P.D.X. wrote: ↑Mon May 21, 2018 12:37 pm Strength/weight ratio is the highest of any mammal. Also, they have an instinctive kill strategy evolved specifically for humans — the jaws around the head thing that the article described.

Pruitt wrote: ↑Tue May 29, 2018 9:04 am There's currently an exhibit about the world of spiders at Toronto's massive Royal Ontario Museum.

All over the city, there are banners tied to lampposts publicizing the show - all of which feature absolutely horrifying images of spiders. Horrifying to me anyway...

wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:15 pm https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-new ... d-12643603