NFL meltdown thread: the slow two-minute drill to disaster
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Was wondering if that was just local here in Des Moines. Seems like a very small class to advertise to, even if you include family members.
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I've seen that commercial, streaming on Hulu. Frasier? The Muppets? I have no idea. Personally I think there will be two things that the NFL will not be able to recover from, and it'll take a star 'white' QB to succumb to CTE in the next several years. When that happens, more and more mothers are going to put their foot down and not sign the release form to let their sons play football, and then watching the NFL will be about watching guys who had no other choice but to play for the scholarship, and then winded up making a profession out of it. I don't mean to make it about race, but it's what's going to happen, me thinks.
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Hall of Fame inductee Kenny Stabler not white enough for ya? Too much of a bad boy, and retired too long ago to make a statement. I think Marino, Favre, Browning Nagle or any more recent super star does it. I completely agree with you on race and QB. A white WR or RB doesn't make as much of an impact, because they either weren't good or were named Collingsworth, and everyone hates Collingsworth.EnochRoot wrote:I've seen that commercial, streaming on Hulu. Frasier? The Muppets? I have no idea. Personally I think there will be two things that the NFL will not be able to recover from, and it'll take a star 'white' QB to succumb to CTE in the next several years. When that happens, more and more mothers are going to put their foot down and not sign the release form to let their sons play football, and then watching the NFL will be about watching guys who had no other choice but to play for the scholarship, and then winded up making a profession out of it. I don't mean to make it about race, but it's what's going to happen, me thinks.
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I have a feeling that Wes Welker would be in that category Syb, I'm not sure that we're going to see a QB though they'll just keep legislating to protect the QB.
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I'm guessing Manning is probably gonna invoke CTE in his suit with Tennessee right now.
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From what I read, he already tried the c*nt trainer excuse.
Or did you mean something else?
Or did you mean something else?
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Jim McMahon isn't exactly the poster golden boy, but his brain is going to be a mess when they cut him open. Saw an interview with him a while back, and he is almost incapable of forming new memories. He said he reads a lot on his Kindle, and saw he bought and read the same book numerous times with no memory of previously reading it. That is fucking scary.Rush2112 wrote:I have a feeling that Wes Welker would be in that category Syb, I'm not sure that we're going to see a QB though they'll just keep legislating to protect the QB.
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Kindle is fucked up if it allows you to rebuy the same book through the same account.The Sybian wrote:Jim McMahon isn't exactly the poster golden boy, but his brain is going to be a mess when they cut him open. Saw an interview with him a while back, and he is almost incapable of forming new memories. He said he reads a lot on his Kindle, and saw he bought and read the same book numerous times with no memory of previously reading it. That is fucking scary.Rush2112 wrote:I have a feeling that Wes Welker would be in that category Syb, I'm not sure that we're going to see a QB though they'll just keep legislating to protect the QB.
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He was in the recent 30 for 30 about the '85 Bears, and he wasn't in that great of shape. He said that he's started seeing a doctor every few weeks for "micro-adjustments" in his neck, which he said has helped a bunch. And he does a bunch of huge jigsaw puzzle, saying that they help keep his mind sharp.The Sybian wrote:Jim McMahon isn't exactly the poster golden boy, but his brain is going to be a mess when they cut him open. Saw an interview with him a while back, and he is almost incapable of forming new memories. He said he reads a lot on his Kindle, and saw he bought and read the same book numerous times with no memory of previously reading it. That is fucking scary.Rush2112 wrote:I have a feeling that Wes Welker would be in that category Syb, I'm not sure that we're going to see a QB though they'll just keep legislating to protect the QB.
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The league snuck in an acknowledgement that there is a link between football and long term brain disease today.
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Interesting thoughts from Lions LB DeAndre Levy
Might have seen he was pretty critical of Jim Irsay's (idiotic) comments that compared the risk of CTE to taking aspirin.
Not sure I've seen too many players lay out in this detail their feelings about continuing to play football despite the risk of brain damage (and taking the league to task to boot).
Might have seen he was pretty critical of Jim Irsay's (idiotic) comments that compared the risk of CTE to taking aspirin.
Not sure I've seen too many players lay out in this detail their feelings about continuing to play football despite the risk of brain damage (and taking the league to task to boot).
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See now, I'm confused. Because I read that article and he says he retired because of the toll on his body. But every gasbag media dipshit in America said it was because the Lions suck. Weird.
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Can't it be both?brian wrote:See now, I'm confused. Because I read that article and he says he retired because of the toll on his body. But every gasbag media dipshit in America said it was because the Lions suck. Weird.
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So apparently Flag Football more dangerous than tackle.
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He's in trump class of incompetence.
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To be fair, he's probably accurate and that study acknowledges sampling issues. More or less 110 of 111 nfl players suspected of having cte do have cte.
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HaulCitgo wrote:To be fair, he's probably accurate and that study acknowledges sampling issues. More or less 110 of 111 nfl players suspected of having cte do have cte.
I've previously read about this 2012 study, which did find that ex-NFL players are significantly less likely to die of various common causes of death (e.g., cancer, heart disease, violence) than the population as a whole. Based on the data tables, it looks like a big chunk of the cancer effect is due to the uncommonness of lung cancer among players -- which makes sense as there probably aren't many chain smokers in the NFL. Not smoking, and just generally exercising more would also likely help a lot with heart health.
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"Even though they play a sport that actively destroys their bodies and brains, they still live longer than you because of money and access to quality health care" is probably not a message Goodell's fellow rich people are going to be thrilled about. Also, very few NFL players die of causes like pediatric cancer and SIDS.
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mister d wrote:"Even though they play a sport that actively destroys their bodies and brains, they still live longer than you because of money and access to quality health care" is probably not a message Goodell's fellow rich people are going to be thrilled about. Also, very few NFL players die of causes like pediatric cancer and SIDS.
Obviously not, but I doubt the data effects are all just about access to health care. NFL players, like pro athletes in any sport, surely eat better, drink less, smoke less and exercise a hell of a lot more than the average American male. So while the nature of the sport is bad for brain and joint health, it's not surprising that ex-players would have healthier hearts and lungs. However, I don't know if there have been any rigorous attempts to measure quality of life, as opposed to just life expectancy and mortality, among ex-players. That's obviously really important too.
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tennbengal wrote:He's in trump class of incompetence.
Not to defend him, but a large part of his job is to eat the shit 31 billionaires (and a conglomeration in Green Bay) tell him to eat. He does a pretty good job at that, considering how he is compensated and retained.
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They also get arrested at a lower rate than the general population, even though they are a bunch of thugs.
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That "live longer" thing smakcks of using every person whose ever been on a roster for no matter how small of a time being included in the dataset to me.
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A_B wrote:That "live longer" thing smakcks of using every person whose ever been on a roster for no matter how small of a time being included in the dataset to me.
Actually, the study was limited to players with 5 or more seasons in the league, so that's not the case. It used a large data sample of thousands of players who were active from the 1950s through the late 1980s. It's certainly possible the game has gotten more dangerous in the last 30 years due to bigger and stronger players. But at the same time, Goodell's comments are correct in that the most rigorous study that has been conducted does show a lower mortality rate among ex-players. What was interesting to me is that while neurological-related deaths were a bit higher among the ex-players, the rate of suicide was significantly lower. Those are the two biggest areas identified as potential risk factors from concussions/CTE.
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Nvm.
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Joe K wrote:A_B wrote:That "live longer" thing smakcks of using every person whose ever been on a roster for no matter how small of a time being included in the dataset to me.
Actually, the study was limited to players with 5 or more seasons in the league, so that's not the case. It used a large data sample of thousands of players who were active from the 1950s through the late 1980s. It's certainly possible the game has gotten more dangerous in the last 30 years due to bigger and stronger players. But at the same time, Goodell's comments are correct in that the most rigorous study that has been conducted does show a lower mortality rate among ex-players. What was interesting to me is that while neurological-related deaths were a bit higher among the ex-players, the rate of suicide was significantly lower. Those are the two biggest areas identified as potential risk factors from concussions/CTE.
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Joe K wrote:A_B wrote:That "live longer" thing smakcks of using every person whose ever been on a roster for no matter how small of a time being included in the dataset to me.
Actually, the study was limited to players with 5 or more seasons in the league, so that's not the case. It used a large data sample of thousands of players who were active from the 1950s through the late 1980s. It's certainly possible the game has gotten more dangerous in the last 30 years due to bigger and stronger players. But at the same time, Goodell's comments are correct in that the most rigorous study that has been conducted does show a lower mortality rate among ex-players. What was interesting to me is that while neurological-related deaths were a bit higher among the ex-players, the rate of suicide was significantly lower. Those are the two biggest areas identified as potential risk factors from concussions/CTE.
Does the study compare non-players with the same income and wealth? I would think being rich leads to living longer, for several reasons.
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Steve of phpBB wrote:Joe K wrote:A_B wrote:That "live longer" thing smakcks of using every person whose ever been on a roster for no matter how small of a time being included in the dataset to me.
Actually, the study was limited to players with 5 or more seasons in the league, so that's not the case. It used a large data sample of thousands of players who were active from the 1950s through the late 1980s. It's certainly possible the game has gotten more dangerous in the last 30 years due to bigger and stronger players. But at the same time, Goodell's comments are correct in that the most rigorous study that has been conducted does show a lower mortality rate among ex-players. What was interesting to me is that while neurological-related deaths were a bit higher among the ex-players, the rate of suicide was significantly lower. Those are the two biggest areas identified as potential risk factors from concussions/CTE.
Does the study compare non-players with the same income and wealth? I would think being rich leads to living longer, for several reasons.
It looks like it made comparisons by age and race but not income. And while I think you have a valid point I also think that the lower mortality found likely has a lot to do with the better lifestyle habits inherent among athletes. The studies' authors specifically identified much lower tobacco use as perhaps the biggest causal factor.
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Jerry Jones wants to sue the NFL if Goodell gets an extension.
Oh, I get it. When your star player gets the heavy handed punishment, you'll go ballistic and threaten lawsuits for a thing you have no say in because you're not on the committee that determines it. Gotcha.
I hope he loses his franchise and Goodell gets fired.
Oh, I get it. When your star player gets the heavy handed punishment, you'll go ballistic and threaten lawsuits for a thing you have no say in because you're not on the committee that determines it. Gotcha.
I hope he loses his franchise and Goodell gets fired.
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The owner of my team's archrival, Jerry Jones, one of the more noxious owners in the sport, is trying to get the impotent Commissioner Joffrey fired.
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