The Swamp

Let's splash into phpBB with a quickness:

Aaaaaaaah. Fucking Goddamit. Did any of you guys save it so I can repost?

The gif was from a vid called "Lonely Day" featuring Emily J. You can view at this link: http://hdporn69.com/lonely-day-emily-j/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I'll keep searching for a gif regardless.

Aah, it's good to have Johnnie back in the Swamp.

Johnnie wrote:Let's splash into phpBB with a quickness:

That truly is a magic button.

Basketball in the groin.

Johnny Hotcakes wrote:Basketball in the groin.

Right in the golden bears!

Grrrr-unnnnngh!

Ouch.

Memphis did not have the size to handle Michigan State. Still, superstar DJ Stephens had some highlights.

Weatherfrog wrote:

Memphis did not have the size to handle Michigan State. Still, superstar DJ Stephens had some highlights.

Yeah, I saw that one. It looks like a video game play. Incredible.

Specifically, this one:

Shirley wrote:

Weatherfrog wrote:

Memphis did not have the size to handle Michigan State. Still, superstar DJ Stephens had some highlights.

Yeah, I saw that one. It looks like a video game play. Incredible.

Huh? #5 loses his handle and can't arc his shot. Color me unimpressed with the block.

Fucking hell, my basketball in the groin gif has now been red x'ed.

Johnny Hotcakes wrote:Fucking hell, my basketball in the groin gif has now been red x'ed.

Still showing here. I emptied the caches and reloaded the page. "BALLS.gif" still shows up. Odd.

Scottie wrote:

Johnny Hotcakes wrote:Fucking hell, my basketball in the groin gif has now been red x'ed.

Still showing here. I emptied the caches and reloaded the page. "BALLS.gif" still shows up. Odd.

Hmm, it's working here now too. Guess I just need to reboot the old Commodore 64.

Hockey has a hit and run sign?

DC47 wrote:Hockey has a hit and run sign?

He's throwing something but i can't figure out what it is. it lands by the guy behind him.

Ear wax?

Ryan Seacrest trying to high-five a blind contestant. Killing me.

Johnny Hotcakes wrote:

That's hilarious. You would think the potted plant would be a clue the door doesn't open right there.

Found the story (with additional video):

http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/bag-sna ... 6610377792" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

What happens afterward is even stranger.

Johnny Hotcakes wrote:

Crystallophobia . . . is the fear of glass. Are you afraid of glass? Maybe you are. Maybe you don't know how many people are affected here on Earth, day to day, by being terrified of glass. Or glass related, glass resembling, objects. Even grass can be terrifying because, as you know, it is spelled like glass but for a SINGLE CONSONANT. If you happen to be Chinese, Korean or maybe Japanese, "glass" and "grass" are often interchangeable. Glass! There is no glass on the planet Kerplutus. How do YOU know this video was not shot on the planet supposedly known as Kerplutus? You don't. Nobody can say what planet this happen'd on or when or why or what was really going on and, just and, have you considered that it might be normal, if not typical, if not mundane, if not unintersting, behavior on the planet Kerplutus? I bet you have not. Why? Because you stupid. And by "you stupid" I mean you dumb. That is to say . . . ignorant. Ignorant of things you are ignorant of. By that I mean "stupid of that which you are stupid". And by "stupid" I mean, humbly, that you are seeing something that you have never seen before. Like "palming the ball" in the NBA. It happens. But it DOES NOT HAPPEN! Ain't that something? This may come as a shock to you. But hear me out.

Speaking, confidentially, as Mr Hotcakes' attorney (and let's face it, we're all Jewish lawyers here and inclined to be inclined), that irregular image does not imply anything beyond a bi-pedal, possibly an athletic man, perhaps obviously not Mr Hotcakes; but surely this so-called "animated gif" is exquisitely, bewitchingly, celestially, impeccably, superbly and superlatively inadequate as evidence: the focus subject being powered up on a perhaps RedBull power drink. Did that happen? No. It did not happen. And the only reason you think it happened is because you are conditioned to assume that a man like The Wrench is predispositioned, inclined, stereotyped, destined, to leave a mall in a manner in which you would ordinarily, typically, perhaps, usually but not at all always, possibly, unlikely, not, never, leave a mall, on some other planet. And if you found yourself on another planet, why the fuck would you be buying energy drinks at a shopping mall? You would not. The resulting experience of any such hypothetical beverage, inevitably, unponderably, is an adrenaline surge causing him to jog, not stroll, from the premises at which this was supposedly filmed. If he (Mr Hotcakes) even purchased an energy drink. Which he DID NOT. If a transaction even occurred. If anything at all fit the definition of Commerce, which it did not and, unless you're an idiot you know Kerpultans don't make cash transaction for anything, whether soda or KY jelly or Halls mentholyptus cough drops or a maroon knock-off Yankees hat to be worn at an angle over a doo-rag. Or you should consider that this was simply a man, a man from another planet, in a kiosk on another planet, who has temporarily lost sight of the child he may or may not have been abducting and panicked, LIKE YOU WOULD. Even removed from said premises in the first place; no evidence as such exists. You know, I know, everyone knows, Smokey Robinson knows. Stevie Wonder knows. The motherfuckers at NASA know. So right, right? That is NOT Mr Hotcakes in that video clip. If the clip don't show face, you must . . . um . . . erase! Too complicated? Lemme simplify.

Chewbacca is NOT crystallophobic.

If you hate Smokey Robinson? If you hate Smokey Robinson? YOU are the criminal. You!

Sabo wrote:That's hilarious. You would think the potted plant would be a clue the door doesn't open right there.

Maybe its me, but the funniest thing was that the door opened after he crashed through the glass.

vandwagon wrote:

Sabo wrote:That's hilarious. You would think the potted plant would be a clue the door doesn't open right there.

Maybe its me, but the funniest thing was that the door opened after he crashed through the glass.

I agree.

vandwagon wrote:

Sabo wrote:That's hilarious. You would think the potted plant would be a clue the door doesn't open right there.

Maybe its me, but the funniest thing was that the door opened after he crashed through the glass.

Oh yeah. That was some real-life Wile E. Coyote shit there.

I haven't seen CoffeeforClosers posting hereabouts, but he posted a link to this on fb. Apparently, in the Jays/Tribe game, a Cleveland batter slipped his grip and the bat ended up in the stands, in the hands of this guy.

Mike Myers has aged a lot since the Austin Powers movies.

Wringing out a towel in zero gravity.



That is courtesy of the Science Porn twitter feed, for anyone interested in that kind of thing.

Surface tension, yo!

Inaccurate thread title alert. Unless you're not allowed to watch science porn.

I love Olivia Wilde

Who let Senor Chang work for the FBI?

That Stan also happens to be the man.

5 different Yu Darvish pitches at once.