The Swamp

Nice form

Gal Gadot. Remembering that she's married.

Luckiest/dumbest dude ever.

Hilarious.

One of the best reaction gifs:

https://gfycat.com/CornySplendidHind

Johnnie wrote:https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/794dqh/whats_your_favourite_gif_of_all_time_on_the/

Those were great.

The most exercise this fat little shit will get all week:

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/E1EBCOC

But he skates all day!

Looks like he's finished.

Johnnie wrote:The most exercise this fat little shit will get all week

How do you know how much exercise that kid gets?

Steve of phpBB wrote:

Johnnie wrote:The most exercise this fat little shit will get all week

How do you know how much exercise that kid gets?

I don't. But judging from the fact he has a double chin, fat forearms, and seems to be out of breath at the end of playing a cell phone game app in a fast food restaurant (In-n-Out), I'm guessing zero.

Johnnie wrote:

Steve of phpBB wrote:

Johnnie wrote:The most exercise this fat little shit will get all week

How do you know how much exercise that kid gets?

I don't. But judging from the fact he has a double chin, fat forearms, and seems to be out of breath at the end of playing a cell phone game app in a fast food restaurant (In-n-Out), I'm guessing zero.

Your first sentence is really all that matters though. If all you're doing is guessing, how about not calling someone a fat little shit.

Steve of phpBB wrote:

Johnnie wrote:

Steve of phpBB wrote:

Johnnie wrote:The most exercise this fat little shit will get all week

How do you know how much exercise that kid gets?

I don't. But judging from the fact he has a double chin, fat forearms, and seems to be out of breath at the end of playing a cell phone game app in a fast food restaurant (In-n-Out), I'm guessing zero.

Your first sentence is really all that matters though. If all you're doing is guessing, how about not calling someone a fat little shit.

+1 to this. Interact with kids some more and you will find that it's much more complex than get out and exercise. He's a goddamn kid that seems to really enjoy whatever it is he's doing.

So if I see a kid that's fat I can't call him fat? Yea, no.

And I spent time around my gf's 4 nieces and nephews this past weekend. Small sample size, sure since I'm not constantly around kids. But they aren't obese children.

I guess I should have said probably, since the way I'd say that sentence in person it would imply it. Sure, I have no definitive proof of anything more than him making funny faces while playing a cell phone game, but it's not unreasonable to assume poor eating habits and a lack of running around for his age. America is fat and diabetes is on the rise.

I think "don't make fun of 8 year olds" is a solid enough blanket rule.

Johnnie wrote:So if I see a kid that's fat I can't call him fat? Yea, no.

Obviously, you *can*. But when you do, you're being a dick.

Don't be a dick.

mister d wrote:I think "don't make fun of 8 year olds" is a solid enough blanket rule.

I was gonna add it as a rider on my "don't assault your neighbor bill" to help passage, but it looks like I will have some dissent.

A_B wrote:

mister d wrote:I think "don't make fun of 8 year olds" is a solid enough blanket rule.

I was gonna add it as a rider on my "don't assault your neighbor bill" to help passage, but it looks like I will have some dissent.

I think we are all against personally assaulting our neighbors. But, we ARE in favor of laughing at dicks who get assaulted by the neighbors over silly issues.

A_B wrote:

mister d wrote:I think "don't make fun of 8 year olds" is a solid enough blanket rule.

I was gonna add it as a rider on my "don't assault your neighbor bill" to help passage, but it looks like I will have some dissent.

Quit adding pork to benefit your home state to a completely unrelated bill.

The Sybian wrote:

A_B wrote:

mister d wrote:I think "don't make fun of 8 year olds" is a solid enough blanket rule.

I was gonna add it as a rider on my "don't assault your neighbor bill" to help passage, but it looks like I will have some dissent.

Quit adding pork to benefit your home state to a completely unrelated bill.

ITS THE American way!

Excellent response. Two thumb up.

Johnnie wrote:So if I see a kid that's fat I can't call him fat? Yea, no.

You can call him whatever you want, but it makes you look like a jackass. Do you really think 8 year old's have enough control over their living conditions to make their own life decisions? If only he would have spent his disposable income on a CrossFit membership instead of those milkshakes.

I agree, it's more of an indictment on the parents. And I'm certainly a shitty person for saying what I said.

The singing of the Swedish national anthem.

Rush2112 wrote:The singing of the Swedish national anthem.

Oh Sweden!

Quality.

https://gfycat.com/LankyUnsightlyEasternnewt

Steve of phpBB wrote:

Rush2112 wrote:The singing of the Swedish national anthem.

Oh Sweden!

So, where are we drawing the line with this and all the sexual assault chatter, anyway? I know one is thought and the other is action, but where does the slope get slippery?

The line is consent, in my opinion.

DSafetyGuy wrote:

Steve of phpBB wrote:

Rush2112 wrote:The singing of the Swedish national anthem.

Oh Sweden!

So, where are we drawing the line with this and all the sexual assault chatter, anyway? I know one is thought and the other is action, but where does the slope get slippery?

I figure it's ok to talk amongst ourselves about a video taken of an adult during a public performance.