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mister d · Post by **mister d** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 1:33 pm

Canadian couple in their 60s die while f'ing in a hot tub after he has a fatal heart attack and she drowns under his body. And their daughter is the one who finds the bodies. And its in Mexico. And they're there because the daughter is getting married.

The rest of her life should be spent with an assistant ready to hand her a drink at a second's notice.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 1:45 pm

mister d wrote:Canadian couple in their 60s die while f'ing in a hot tub after he has a fatal heart attack and she drowns under his body. And their daughter is the one who finds the bodies. And its in Mexico. And they're there because the daughter is getting married.

The rest of her life should be spent with an assistant ready to hand her a drink at a second's notice.

oh man...

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 1:51 pm

They both died doing who they love.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 1:52 pm

A_B wrote:They both died doing who they love.

He did, at least.

My office mate has been to that resort. He liked it!

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 1:59 pm

rass wrote:
A_B wrote:They both died doing who they love.
He did, at least.

My office mate has been to that resort. He liked it!

You saying his wife didn't like him, you heartless bastard!?!?!?

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 2:04 pm

A_B wrote:
rass wrote:
A_B wrote:They both died doing who they love.
He did, at least.

My office mate has been to that resort. He liked it!
You saying his wife didn't like him, you heartless bastard!?!?!?

Are you saying his wife was a necrophiliac?

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 2:05 pm

rass wrote:
A_B wrote:
rass wrote:
A_B wrote:They both died doing who they love.
He did, at least.

My office mate has been to that resort. He liked it!
You saying his wife didn't like him, you heartless bastard!?!?!?
Are you saying his wife was a necrophiliac?

Oh I'm sure the water kept the body warm.

(and I did say "who" and not "what")

Post by **Shirley** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 4:07 pm

mister d wrote:Canadian couple in their 60s die while f'ing in a hot tub after he has a fatal heart attack and she drowns under his body. And their daughter is the one who finds the bodies. And its in Mexico. And they're there because the daughter is getting married.

The rest of her life should be spent with an assistant ready to hand her a drink at a second's notice.

Wow, I saw that story yesterday, but it didn't include the part about them having sex at the time. It makes a lot more sense now.

Post by **Shirley** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 4:25 pm

Another weird death story I've been seeing is this story about the pregnant pastor's wife who was found shot dead after an apparent burglary.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/indianapolis-p ... d=35145807" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I have to say, this one sends all kinds of warning flags up to me. It sounds a lot like a story that happened here about ten years ago - the husband was eventually convicted, even though they never concluded exactly how he pulled it off (he was supposedly on a business trip at the time). Granted, it also sounds a lot like the story that was posted here a few years ago about a guy (in Texas?) who went to prison for years for the murder of his wife before folks eventually figured out that he was innocent.

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 4:35 pm

Shirley wrote:
mister d wrote:Canadian couple in their 60s die while f'ing in a hot tub after he has a fatal heart attack and she drowns under his body. And their daughter is the one who finds the bodies. And its in Mexico. And they're there because the daughter is getting married.

The rest of her life should be spent with an assistant ready to hand her a drink at a second's notice.
Wow, I saw that story yesterday, but it didn't include the part about them having sex at the time. It makes a lot more sense now.

Having sex in a hot tub filled with Mexican water - wouldn't that be guaranteed to kill you anyway?

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 4:39 pm

I'm such a terrible person. Between the Mexican hot tub couple and the English bird who had a crush on her female friend so she impersonated a dude, had her wear a blindfold, and used a strap-on,, the first thing I do in these cases is google the woman's name to see if she is Relationable.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 4:57 pm

L-Jam3 wrote:I'm such a terrible person. Between the Mexican hot tub couple and the English bird who had a crush on her female friend so she impersonated a dude, had her wear a blindfold, and used a strap-on,, the first thing I do in these cases is google the woman's name to see if she is Relationable.

That English case raises many, MANY questions.

I am going to have trouble finding an expert to answer the main question - can't you feel the difference between plastic and human?

If I ask my wife, it wont end well.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 4:58 pm

L-Jam3 wrote:I'm such a terrible person. Between the Mexican hot tub couple and the English bird who had a crush on her female friend so she impersonated a dude, had her wear a blindfold, and used a strap-on,, the first thing I do in these cases is google the woman's name to see if she is Relationable.

She would've had to be a damn good impersonator.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 5:40 pm

P.D.X. wrote:
L-Jam3 wrote:I'm such a terrible person. Between the Mexican hot tub couple and the English bird who had a crush on her female friend so she impersonated a dude, had her wear a blindfold, and used a strap-on,, the first thing I do in these cases is google the woman's name to see if she is Relationable.
She would've had to be a damn good impersonator.

She convinced the woman to wear a blindfold before they had sex the first time?

Mind boggled.

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 5:54 pm

Pruitt wrote:She convinced the woman to wear a blindfold before they had sex the first time?

Mind boggled.

That's the thing that gets me. I read these stories and am amazed at the game some of these people have.

I've been with the wife 20+ years and am still working up the nerve to ask for oral.

Moreta · Post by **Moreta** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 8:20 pm

If the only contact with the item in question is with a well lubricated vulva and within, it is likely the woman couldn't tell the difference between real and Memorex.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 8:26 am

Quadruplets all sign D1 National Letter of Intents on the same day.
http://www.laxmagazine.com/high_school/ ... igning_day" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 8:49 am

Moreta wrote:If the only contact with the item in question is with a well lubricated vulva and within, it is likely the woman couldn't tell the difference between real and Memorex.

It's true - you do learn something new every day!

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 8:56 am

Shirley wrote:Another weird death story I've been seeing is this story about the pregnant pastor's wife who was found shot dead after an apparent burglary.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/indianapolis-p ... d=35145807" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I have to say, this one sends all kinds of warning flags up to me. It sounds a lot like a story that happened here about ten years ago - the husband was eventually convicted, even though they never concluded exactly how he pulled it off (he was supposedly on a business trip at the time). Granted, it also sounds a lot like the story that was posted here a few years ago about a guy (in Texas?) who went to prison for years for the murder of his wife before folks eventually figured out that he was innocent.

This happened less than a mile from my home. Scary stuff.

Post by **Sabo** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 9:11 am

Longtime Cincinnati Enquirer photographer Glenn Hartong is retiring, and here's a story about some of his most notable pictures and the stories behind them.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 9:27 am

Sabo wrote:Longtime Cincinnati Enquirer photographer Glenn Hartong is retiring, and here's a story about some of his most notable pictures and the stories behind them.

That was excellent.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 9:48 am

A_B wrote:
Sabo wrote:Longtime Cincinnati Enquirer photographer Glenn Hartong is retiring, and here's a story about some of his most notable pictures and the stories behind them.
That was excellent.

Seconded. I really enjoyed that.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 10:27 am

Moreta wrote:If the only contact with the item in question is with a well lubricated vulva and within, it is likely the woman couldn't tell the difference between real and Memorex.

I completely disagree. It's great to have a woman in here again to answer these questions for us. If only we could get the gay Swamper we've long pined for... (IIIRC, we have 1 or 2 bi-Swampers, but I digress).

I read a different article about this a while back, and not this one, so sorry if I am duplicating, but the imposter claimed to have some sort of deformity s(he) was embarrassed about, and didn't want the woman to see it. Turns out the deformity was a rubber cock fastened over her vagina.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 1:57 pm

Guy Fieri's Big Gulp

Magary might have jizzed himself as the pretty much perfect lede wrote itself in his head while Fieri talked about his tortoise.

What do you feed a tortoise?

“You know what his delicacy is?” Guy asks me, mischievously. “Hot, steamy, fresh dog shit. It is the foie gras of the turtle.”

And if you’re looking for a metaphor of how the food-and-wine establishment views Guy Fieri, it’s hard to top a man who feeds dog shit to slow-moving animals and calls it foie gras.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 2:38 pm

Moreta wrote:If the only contact with the item in question is with a well lubricated vulva and within, it is likely the woman couldn't tell the difference between real and Memorex.

My wife says she can feel a difference, but I imagine it's mental.

Post by **Sabo** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 7:06 am

Hey Mister D, check out today's Wikipedia featured article.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 12:31 pm

Sabo wrote:Hey Mister D, check out today's Wikipedia featured article.

The "Southwest Philly Floater" sounds like something out of Urban Dictionary. It's when a hooker poops on your chest after eating Geno's. I'm assuming.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 12:35 pm

Actually, Giff, ITS THE GREATEST THING IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 3:35 pm

Paralympic doping is just different
http://www.businessinsider.com/r-paraly ... rs-2015-11" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 4:03 pm

wlu_lax6 wrote:Paralympic doping is just different
http://www.businessinsider.com/r-paraly ... rs-2015-11" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Holy....

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 4:10 pm

rass wrote:
wlu_lax6 wrote:Paralympic doping is just different
http://www.businessinsider.com/r-paraly ... rs-2015-11" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Holy....

Just something to remember for next time you take on Edward Fortyhands.

howard · Post by **howard** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 4:59 pm

Wow. Having done battle with autonomic dysreflexia in the operating room (excess adrenaline is a bitch under anesethesia), I have to respect the genius of that.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Mon Nov 23, 2015 12:06 pm

Irish sport
Fenway
Brawl
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/ear ... nway-park/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Mon Nov 23, 2015 2:19 pm

The Irish did little to quash stereotypes on Sunday when two of the country’s top hurling teams flew to Fenway Park in Boston for an exhibition match.

I have a feeling this sentence wouldn't go over well if you substituted any other group than "the Irish."

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Mon Nov 23, 2015 2:41 pm

I can't think of a demo that embraces a stereotype more than "we" embrace the drunk idiot one.

Post by **Sabo** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:33 am

Interior panoramas of various aircraft, spacecraft, and in one case, a trailer, by the National Air and Space Museum.

Pretty cool stuff, and I like how the Joint Strike Fighter has a lot of its avionics removed, presumably for security reasons.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 7:38 pm

Poignant first-person story by former NHL player Patrick O'Sullivan about the horrible abuse he suffered as a boy, at the hands of his psycho hockey-dad father.
Link

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 12:33 pm

Well done (but for a sentence in which he credits Ray Lewis for inspiring him) article on how Ravens punter Sam Koch is apparently revolutionizing punting.

Post by **Shirley** » Wed Dec 16, 2015 6:18 pm

rass wrote:Well done (but for a sentence in which he credits Ray Lewis for inspiring him) article on how Ravens punter Sam Koch is apparently revolutionizing punting.

I've always wondered why there wasn't more variety in punting styles. For example, when trying to kick a short kick to pin a team inside the 10, why try a huge booming kick? It seems like a low, line-drive right at the sidelines would be a more accurate kick. And if it goes straight out, there's no chance of a return or a touchback.

Post by **brian** » Wed Dec 16, 2015 7:00 pm

Pretty cool story in Stars & Stripes about my friend's sister and her experiences after losing her arms in Iraq.

If you're worried it's going to be sad, dark or depressing, she calls herself "wondernubs" so you needn't worry.

ETA: To get the damn country right.