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I think the confusion here is that you meant stroke like Drew suffered a brain emergency and he meant stroke like Drew injured himself masturbating.
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It can't be both?
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this is insane
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So...asphyxiation gets partial credit?
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So where did the blood come from? I’ve never heard of drinking so hard you choke on your own blood.
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That's how Attila the Hun died. (supposedly) (minus the karaoke) (I'm assuming)tennbengal wrote: ↑Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:40 pm So where did the blood come from? I’ve never heard of drinking so hard you choke on your own blood.
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I would’ve guessed some William Holden-type stuff, but not this.
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There was definitely one post missing there. Ulcer?tennbengal wrote: ↑Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:40 pm So where did the blood come from? I’ve never heard of drinking so hard you choke on your own blood.
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You have to thread the needle really fine to make a joke in this situation, but its possible given how the site works. I'd say this guy nailed it ...
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So Barstool just going all-in on being complete shitlords with this IDF propaganda bullshit.
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Maybe we need to change the thread title?
Anyhoo, Barstool Sports was banned from the Super Bowl and PFT Commenter was issued a criminal trespass warning.
I wonder how the folks from Devour feel about that considering they have them a bus to travel in to get there.
Anyhoo, Barstool Sports was banned from the Super Bowl and PFT Commenter was issued a criminal trespass warning.
I wonder how the folks from Devour feel about that considering they have them a bus to travel in to get there.
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Good.Johnnie wrote: ↑Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:04 pm Maybe we need to change the thread title?
Anyhoo, Barstool Sports was banned from the Super Bowl and PFT Commenter was issued a criminal trespass warning.
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Maybe start a new barstool thread? That way I can avoid it more easily.Johnnie wrote: ↑Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:04 pm Maybe we need to change the thread title?
Anyhoo, Barstool Sports was banned from the Super Bowl and PFT Commenter was issued a criminal trespass warning.
I wonder how the folks from Devour feel about that considering they have them a bus to travel in to get there.
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So these guys are crying about getting kicked out when they had fake credentials? Fuck off, they deserve to be in jail for this. You can't let a bunch of clowns into the press pool to interview players during Super Bowl week. And the idiot posts an interview saying he plans on going to the game anyways? I really hope they make security aware.brian wrote: ↑Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:14 pmGood.Johnnie wrote: ↑Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:04 pm Maybe we need to change the thread title?
Anyhoo, Barstool Sports was banned from the Super Bowl and PFT Commenter was issued a criminal trespass warning.
I have no educated opinion of Barstool, but what little I've seen of these guys, they seem like hipster frat boys douches that try way too hard to be cool, relevant (in an ironic way) or funny. Maybe they are legit media and maybe I would like them, but from what I've seen, I have no desire to see more of them. I assume Im aged out of their demographic, and maybe too old to get them, but they just seem like assholes.
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I'm completely baffled they had fake credentials because when the company was sold and moved to New York they seemed to have a stink of "Real Media." They have legit A+ guests on their podcasts. Plus they went to Atlanta in a sponsored tour bus.
As for who they cater to it's always the college crowd plus the late 20s/early 30s group. Portnoy is in his 40s now, which makes it kinda weird. Seriously, outside of Pardon My Take I couldn't give a shit less about them.
As for who they cater to it's always the college crowd plus the late 20s/early 30s group. Portnoy is in his 40s now, which makes it kinda weird. Seriously, outside of Pardon My Take I couldn't give a shit less about them.
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Portnoy got arrested earlier for his protest in NFL NY headquarters, so I understand him getting kicked out, which probably affected the credentials for the entire company.
The NFL might want to rethink their dealings with PMT people --they're extremely successful at promoting the NFL to the demographic the NFL seeks and they have good relationships with a lot of NFL players and personnel. Not too many media members succeed at making NFL players and coaches seem likable, and they do. Maybe this is the NFL's way to push the PMT guys to ditch barstool.
The NFL might want to rethink their dealings with PMT people --they're extremely successful at promoting the NFL to the demographic the NFL seeks and they have good relationships with a lot of NFL players and personnel. Not too many media members succeed at making NFL players and coaches seem likable, and they do. Maybe this is the NFL's way to push the PMT guys to ditch barstool.
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Is this your first time watching Super Bowl media week? It's been a bunch of clowns for a long time.The Sybian wrote: ↑Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:30 pm You can't let a bunch of clowns into the press pool to interview players during Super Bowl week.
edit: There are clowns there, literally:
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Barstool up to its usual nonsense...
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That's the stuff.
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Miel is a regular on All Fantasy Everything, one of my favorite podcasts. Kind of a trip to see her in this context. I wonder if they guys will have her on to discuss... That's not really the vibe of the show, but they had Zac Toscani on not long after his Twitter thread about someone stealing food at his office went viral.
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I know Barstool is trying to be a national brand, but it's really amazing how it combines the worst of the Internet with the worst of Boston sports fandom into one shitty stew.
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I Would Like To Offer A 50 Dollar Gift Card To Our Store To The Vine Star Who Originally Posted the Miel Bredouw Video Before Miel Bredouw And Is Getting No Credit
Barstool's method of defense is to attack the messenger, and Deadspin seems to make that pretty easy for them. It seems Deadspin is only noticed (well at least by me) when they screw up or when they attack Barstool.
Barstool's method of defense is to attack the messenger, and Deadspin seems to make that pretty easy for them. It seems Deadspin is only noticed (well at least by me) when they screw up or when they attack Barstool.
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Now they do. They've admitted to being misogynistic shitheels in the past.
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Funny, I only ever hear about Barstool when Deadspin points out how unbelievably shitty they’re being. You really should read Deadspin. A lot of good writing going on over there.EdRomero wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:55 pm I Would Like To Offer A 50 Dollar Gift Card To Our Store To The Vine Star Who Originally Posted the Miel Bredouw Video Before Miel Bredouw And Is Getting No Credit
Barstool's method of defense is to attack the messenger, and Deadspin seems to make that pretty easy for them. It seems Deadspin is only noticed (well at least by me) when they screw up or when they attack Barstool.
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Once upon a time Deadspin was dogshit and condemned widely on this very site.
Granted, they switched up who's written for them along the years, but still. Magary wasn't exactly Mr. Popularity that entire time.
Granted, they switched up who's written for them along the years, but still. Magary wasn't exactly Mr. Popularity that entire time.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.