Can't always eat right - Official junk food thread

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If I've learned one thing from Chopped, take it easy with the truffle oil.
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Got some of this at some point (maybe a Christmas gift, can't remember) and it's pretty good.

Had some last night, actually! Drizzled on some BH Ovengold turkey and sliced avocado on a Portuguese roll for a quick/late dinner.
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govmentchedda wrote: ↑Wed May 25, 2022 8:39 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed May 25, 2022 8:22 pm Yeah, that works, too. But, I don't want to have to shake/slide or worry about burning. That's why the auto-stirring is great. And, don't sleep on adding a drizzle of truffle oil to the finished product!
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Any of you yahoos ever had these?

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These were a staple at the corner store in my hometown and I've only had them occasionally since I moved away but found them on amazon last weekend. Still just as good as I remember.
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Grew up one state away and never heard of them. Mmmmm...butterscotch...
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Lord forgive me for I hath enjoyed the Hot Mustard Doritos
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Same, but Old Bay Goldfish
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Ryan wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2023 5:49 pm Same, but Old Bay Goldfish
That sounds fantastic! I’d try hot mustard Doritos.
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Ryan wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2023 5:49 pm Same, but Old Bay Goldfish
I have 20 18 bags of them in my pantry.
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bfj wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2023 6:49 pm
Ryan wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2023 5:49 pm Same, but Old Bay Goldfish
I have 20 18 bags of them in my pantry.
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The Sybian wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2023 6:16 pm
Ryan wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2023 5:49 pm Same, but Old Bay Goldfish
That sounds fantastic! I’d try hot mustard Doritos.
Same. They were prominently displayed with Classic Ketchup Doritos at Safeway. I want to try those too.

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Oh, and I can't stress this enough, snap.

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Had some "tangy" ketchup Doritos last week. Those were damn good.
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Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2023 10:43 pm
The Sybian wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2023 6:16 pm
Ryan wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2023 5:49 pm Same, but Old Bay Goldfish
That sounds fantastic! I’d try hot mustard Doritos.
Same. They were prominently displayed with Classic Ketchup Doritos at Safeway. I want to try those too.

Vandoliers say crushing some of the mustard ones on top of a hot dog is top notch.
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Meet me, at the top of a hot dog...
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Pineapple jalapeno Doritos ate fucking gross.
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Pains me to say it as a long time TJ’s peppermint JoJo fan but I think Pepperidge Farm’s mint Brussels cookies are better??
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