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by Zazopolis
Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:44 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Under the knife
Replies: 12
Views: 215

I miss the one time I was anesthetized. 99, 98, poof!
by Zazopolis
Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:40 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Where are my fellow facepainters??? Eh??
Replies: 5
Views: 113

May Georgia Tech whomp up on your boys every matchup.
by Zazopolis
Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:17 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: What Are You Reading 11/6/06
Replies: 53
Views: 737

In lieu of the usual run to the used book store, I am cruising through American Evita , Christopher Andersen's sometimes sneakily gossipy syrup on Hillary Clinton. Someone's Mom gave it to me once. "Hey ZaZ, I got this at the dollar store. It was okay. Here, take it." What do you say? &quo...
by Zazopolis
Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:54 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Bootleg Turdferguson on Jeopardy Thread---Now with Spoilers!
Replies: 348
Views: 7388

Alex: "Ryan, it says here the word 'turd' makes you giggle." Ryan: (giggling) Alex: "Moving on." Was the guy from last night as hateable in person as he looked on TV? Alright, try this. Call into work unwilling to appear and still slurring. Awaken around noon. Just stare. Stare ...
by Zazopolis
Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:33 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: ACC - Big Ten Challenge
Replies: 30
Views: 621

howard in nyc wrote:stacey dales is so cute!
Seconded.

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by Zazopolis
Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:36 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Bootleg Turdferguson on Jeopardy Thread---Now with Spoilers!
Replies: 348
Views: 7388

And then Alex offered Turd the chance to bet for the one day record. He offered it twice.

Turd is a genius.
by Zazopolis
Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:02 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Bootleg Turdferguson on Jeopardy Thread---Now with Spoilers!
Replies: 348
Views: 7388

Bensell wrote:I'm talking to my mom earlier and I mention that I know the returning champ on Jeopardy! tonight. She seemed vaguely impressed/interested until I answered the question what's his name with "Turd Ferguson."
I, too, have enjoyed this paradox, but not with my mum.
by Zazopolis
Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:32 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Bootleg Turdferguson on Jeopardy Thread---Now with Spoilers!
Replies: 348
Views: 7388

Old Blue hair nipped in there with that daily double at the buzzer.
And on to Final Jeopardy...
by Zazopolis
Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:53 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Bootleg Turdferguson on Jeopardy Thread---Now with Spoilers!
Replies: 348
Views: 7388

5:00 CST here.
GO Turd!
by Zazopolis
Fri Nov 24, 2006 5:08 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: John Fogerty
Replies: 45
Views: 482

Thank you DVR.
by Zazopolis
Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:29 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Thanksgiving Horror Thread
Replies: 12
Views: 242

I gnawed on the unbelievable breasts of Kelly, my pal Adam's recently separated girlfriend. After an hour of listening to how she just wishes they would get back together, if he wouldn't be such an arse about it, she got a little misty eyed when I ordered the black Sambvca shots, paused and hit me w...
by Zazopolis
Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:07 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Official NHL thread
Replies: 19
Views: 258

I other news, the Flyers blow goats.
by Zazopolis
Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: AL MVP
Replies: 33
Views: 525

I reiterate my stance on the flexibility of the definition of the term valuable. I watched many a Twinks game down the stretch, if not all of them, and you won't hear many Minnesotan's say Jeter got hosed. I don't think many would say Mauer got hosed. Mauer had a great year, but for those who watche...
by Zazopolis
Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Morneau over Jeter
Replies: 61
Views: 938

I believe we have a differing opinion of the meaning of "valuable."
by Zazopolis
Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:24 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Morneau over Jeter
Replies: 61
Views: 938

A valid point but the home crowd was chanting MVP for one player in the last few weeks of the season for a reason. </bias>