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by Johnnie
Thu Jan 21, 2021 12:09 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread
Replies: 3602
Views: 73921

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

sancarlos wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:54 pm
Glad to hear about your wife’s family, Johnnie. Good luck with your quarantine!
Thank you, buddy!
by Johnnie
Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:28 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread
Replies: 3602
Views: 73921

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Good news! My wife's family got through it and came out ok. No one died. Bad news! Someone I was in a meeting with 13 days ago popped positive within the last day or so (we all wore masks and I didn't come within 6 feet of her in that meeting). I was placed on a "close contact" list because of said ...
by Johnnie
Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)
Replies: 242
Views: 1447

Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Are all the National Guard troops still sleeping in the Capitol? Let's hope they don't get their PTSD triggered from the explosions going on in DC. Wait. Is this an active military vs national guard jab? It wasn't...I was just thinking out loud that more troops are deployed to the Capitol right now...
by Johnnie
Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:12 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)
Replies: 242
Views: 1447

Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Are all the National Guard troops still sleeping in the Capitol? Let's hope they don't get their PTSD triggered from the explosions going on in DC. Wait. Is this an active military vs national guard jab? It wasn't...I was just thinking out loud that more troops are deployed to the Capitol right now...
by Johnnie
Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:59 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)
Replies: 242
Views: 1447

Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Are all the National Guard troops still sleeping in the Capitol?

Let's hope they don't get their PTSD triggered from the explosions going on in DC.
by Johnnie
Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:52 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)
Replies: 242
Views: 1447

Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

A message from from 3 former presidents transitions to...Demi Lovato. Cool.

Edit:

Ah, Katie Perry answering the question "Where did all the hoarded toilet paper from the pandemic go?" Her dress.
by Johnnie
Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:22 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)
Replies: 242
Views: 1447

Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

I wish I could watch a live feed of Trump supporters hate watching this.

(It's sappy and lame, mostly, let's be real here. But knowing that Republicans are stewing about everything about today means it's the greatest production of all time.)
by Johnnie
Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:41 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)
Replies: 242
Views: 1447

Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

tennbengal wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:21 pm
Holy hell, the new WH press secretary is ridiculously competent.
Yes, she really is. Her temperament is perfect and her answers to questions that aren't exactly important are still very cordial and upbeat.

by Johnnie
Wed Jan 20, 2021 5:47 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)
Replies: 242
Views: 1447

Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Maaaan, did you see what Donald Trump said about his crowd size? SMDH.

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump
by Johnnie
Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:57 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)
Replies: 242
Views: 1447

Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

I'd love to see an atheist president. I couldn't care less about what church service the Bidens are going to.
by Johnnie
Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:50 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)
Replies: 242
Views: 1447

Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Pruitt wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:49 am
Johnnie wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:47 am
YMCA?

Wut.
With his final moments as President, he debases the office a final little bit.
Correct response:

by Johnnie
Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:40 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)
Replies: 242
Views: 1447

Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

I'm literally laughing out loud right now.

"I bUiLt ThE sTrOnGeSt MiLiTaRy. I bUiLt ThE eCoNoMy."

Get fucked, Diaper Don.
by Johnnie
Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:36 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)
Replies: 242
Views: 1447

Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

tennbengal wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:30 am
What the actual fuck is it with Trump and the song Gloria?
The St Louis Blues had that as a rally song for their Stanley Cup run, I think.
by Johnnie
Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:25 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)
Replies: 242
Views: 1447

Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Of course they played Fortunate Son. Fucking idiots.
by Johnnie
Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:03 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)
Replies: 242
Views: 1447

Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

So glad my retirement certificate won't have Donald Fucking Trump's name on it. Also loving conservative friends act like they are sudden victims since their leader is no longer the president and they have to deal with the fact they lost. Fuck 'em, I say. Crybaby shitheel white people. But muh unity...
by Johnnie
Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:00 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The WH Transition Thread --- all things Trump to Biden until Inauguration
Replies: 2289
Views: 28184

Re: The WH Transition Thread --- all things Trump to Biden until Inauguration

Pardon list https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/statement-press-secretary-regarding-executive-grants-clemency-012021/ Nothing real earth shattering. The Former Democratic mayor of Detroit maybe the biggest. Tiger King not getting one is funny. Young Moolah, baby! https://cdn.cnn.com/cnn...
by Johnnie
Mon Jan 18, 2021 11:59 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The WH Transition Thread --- all things Trump to Biden until Inauguration
Replies: 2289
Views: 28184

Re: The WH Transition Thread --- all things Trump to Biden until Inauguration

And exactly what happens to the military bases in those states?

All those states have bases with nukes and fighters. Texas alone has 6 active duty bases, to include the "Gateway to the Air Force" base in Lackland where basic training is conducted.

This sounds like idiot fan fiction.
by Johnnie
Mon Jan 18, 2021 6:32 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: DIVISIONAL ROUND DONGPARTY
Replies: 106
Views: 1020

Re: DIVISIONAL ROUND DONGPARTY

Stephen A and Dak have responses in the comments.

by Johnnie
Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:31 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The WH Transition Thread --- all things Trump to Biden until Inauguration
Replies: 2289
Views: 28184

Re: The WH Transition Thread --- all things Trump to Biden until Inauguration

Dude's legit. And he's wearing an awesome shirt. Youtube channel is very, very much worth a subscribe.
by Johnnie
Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:29 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Twitter
Replies: 1214
Views: 116964

Re: Twitter

govmentchedda wrote:
Mon Jan 18, 2021 11:48 am
I'm about 1/2 way through the New Yorker article in the thread after that tweet. Utterly fascinating, and helps to answer my question of, "If this happened, where's the big crater now?"
A comment also mentions this:



Gunna have to watch this later.
by Johnnie
Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:24 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The WH Transition Thread --- all things Trump to Biden until Inauguration
Replies: 2289
Views: 28184

Re: The WH Transition Thread --- all things Trump to Biden until Inauguration

On the security front, Beau makes great points.

by Johnnie
Mon Jan 18, 2021 12:06 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: DIVISIONAL ROUND DONGPARTY
Replies: 106
Views: 1020

Re: DIVISIONAL ROUND DONGPARTY

I'm definitely rooting for a Tampa/Buffalo Super Bowl.
sancarlos wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 5:54 pm
Either that happens or this happens:

by Johnnie
Sun Jan 17, 2021 11:14 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The WH Transition Thread --- all things Trump to Biden until Inauguration
Replies: 2289
Views: 28184

Re: The WH Transition Thread --- all things Trump to Biden until Inauguration

Fucking wut. Dude, I have no idea. I can't even fathom that right now. EDIT Unless this is typical taken-to-the-extreme paranoia that the military does on a day-to-day basis. Example: when I got to NM it was several months before my security clearance was set to need review. I logged into do all of ...
by Johnnie
Sat Jan 16, 2021 10:33 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 5078
Views: 326287

Re: Random Politics

Why not "New Yang City"?

by Johnnie
Sat Jan 16, 2021 6:42 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The WH Transition Thread --- all things Trump to Biden until Inauguration
Replies: 2289
Views: 28184

Re: The WH Transition Thread --- all things Trump to Biden until Inauguration

Oh, these poor bastards. Haven't they suffered enough? They get called up to protect the inauguration and have to sleep on the floor of the Capitol. And now they have to listen to...Nancy Pelosi speak during an obvious photo op. Thank you for your service! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 https://twitter.com/Drew_Hammill/sta...
by Johnnie
Fri Jan 15, 2021 5:29 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Twitter
Replies: 1214
Views: 116964

Re: Twitter

brian wrote:
Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:16 pm
Confession: I honestly have no idea who this guy is and why he's found to be funny.
by Johnnie
Thu Jan 14, 2021 2:11 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Podcasts
Replies: 1010
Views: 110596

Re: Podcasts

Dan Carlin dropped a Common Sense podcast.
by Johnnie
Thu Jan 14, 2021 12:56 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The WH Transition Thread --- all things Trump to Biden until Inauguration
Replies: 2289
Views: 28184

Re: The WH Transition Thread --- all things Trump to Biden until Inauguration

Yup. She ain't bullshitting about security measures and having to have a spidey sense when it comes to out of place stuff -- especially on deployment.
by Johnnie
Wed Jan 13, 2021 5:37 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The WH Transition Thread --- all things Trump to Biden until Inauguration
Replies: 2289
Views: 28184

Re: The WH Transition Thread --- all things Trump to Biden until Inauguration

It's always something with this Aryan youth looking mother fucker.

by Johnnie
Mon Jan 11, 2021 11:17 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The WH Transition Thread --- all things Trump to Biden until Inauguration
Replies: 2289
Views: 28184

Re: The WH Transition Thread --- all things Trump to Biden until Inauguration

Hey, does it make me a bad person for really enjoying these videos of the angry Trumpers boo-hooing at the airports after they got taken off their airplanes because they've been added to the no-fly list? Fuck. No. They deserve to be pariahs and ostracized for the rest of eternity. From what I've re...