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by Johnnie
Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:54 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2020: The Democratic Presidential Nomination Thread
Replies: 1519
Views: 142850

Re: 2020: The Democratic Presidential Nomination Thread

John Kerry endorsed Joe Biden. 🤣🤣
by Johnnie
Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:10 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2020: The Democratic Presidential Nomination Thread
Replies: 1519
Views: 142850

Re: 2020: The Democratic Presidential Nomination Thread

Imagine if Steyer or Bloomberg gave her money instead of YouTube. Can you imagine a multi million dollar campaign to root out voter suppression?
by Johnnie
Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:06 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part IV - Welcome to Stupid Watergate
Replies: 795
Views: 41731

Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part IV - Welcome to Stupid Watergate

Not, I'm not saying a joke about Barron is a good idea. But it's a play on the word, not an indictment of a child.

But expecting Republicans to understand nuance is like expecting a dog to understand quantum physics.
by Johnnie
Tue Dec 03, 2019 10:15 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part IV - Welcome to Stupid Watergate
Replies: 795
Views: 41731

Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part IV - Welcome to Stupid Watergate

When you realize almost every Trump statement is pure projection it’s pretty telling. Yup, literally everything. And it spreads to the Republican party too. Nunes is the guy literally embroiled in the cover up, but House Republicans wanted Adam Schiff to step down for being caught in a supposed con...
by Johnnie
Tue Dec 03, 2019 10:10 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2020: The Democratic Presidential Nomination Thread
Replies: 1519
Views: 142850

Re: 2020: The Democratic Presidential Nomination Thread

The latest SNL skit that made fun of the recent Democratic debate put her in the spotlight for needing a 'viral moment.'

Maya Rudolph made 'ermagerd' and 'it me' jokes, but next time she'll have a very easy one to make:

Bye Felicia.
by Johnnie
Tue Dec 03, 2019 5:03 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 4234
Views: 253075

Re: Random Politics



It's like the opposite reaction of Jesse Pinkman in that Breaking Bad scene with me right now.
by Johnnie
Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:36 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2020: The Democratic Presidential Nomination Thread
Replies: 1519
Views: 142850

Re: 2020: The Democratic Presidential Nomination Thread

Their “entire voting mechanism” is gerrymandering and the electoral college. That’s it. Facts. They're reading the benefits of work put in years ago. It also helps them that the American populace is clustered and scattered instead of spread evenly. They take advantage of land mattering more than pe...
by Johnnie
Sat Nov 30, 2019 12:02 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread
Replies: 184
Views: 6847

Re: OFFICIAL War on Christmas thread

It still confounds me that plain Starbucks cups was a serious anti- Christmas issue.
by Johnnie
Fri Nov 29, 2019 9:58 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2020: The Democratic Presidential Nomination Thread
Replies: 1519
Views: 142850

Re: 2020: The Democratic Presidential Nomination Thread

Pete said some dumb shit. AOC smacked him down.

by Johnnie
Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:25 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Pardon my Take Stuff
Replies: 24
Views: 407

Re: Pardon my Take Stuff

Yea, so just like with watching Dave Chappelle's latest stand up or going to see Joker in theaters, I'm gonna, gasp , not let folks on the board decide how guilty I should feel for liking things that are questionable to them. I stopped being Catholic for this reason. I'll keep "associating" with Bar...
by Johnnie
Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:45 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Elon Musk is not dead
Replies: 33
Views: 639

Re: Elon Musk is not dead

phxgators wrote:
Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:50 am
The more I look at the truck, the more I like it. I'd love to see one in person.

Looks like an F-117 on wheels.
by Johnnie
Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:01 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 12 - Rudolph the Foul Mouthed Steeler?
Replies: 85
Views: 1218

Re: NFL Week 12 - Rudolph the Foul Mouthed Steeler?

How DARE that military member wear his MILITARY SERVICE DRESS at a public event. I bet he dropped that football ON PURPOSE when Tom Brady called him "Mr. VanDalinda." Vindictive VanDalinda is the Deflator's handler.
by Johnnie
Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:13 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Koalas
Replies: 11
Views: 202

Re: Koalas

See...and here I was ready to slacktivist our way to getting the koalas moved to Notre Dame so they could be saved. Damn.
by Johnnie
Sun Nov 24, 2019 2:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Koalas
Replies: 11
Views: 202

Re: Koalas

Still getting burnt tho.
by Johnnie
Fri Nov 22, 2019 10:38 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part IV - Welcome to Stupid Watergate
Replies: 795
Views: 41731

Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part IV - Welcome to Stupid Watergate

Fucking SING, baby.



ETA

Gotta say it, Swalwell is a fucking boss, man.

by Johnnie
Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:16 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 5649
Views: 255837

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

This thread is crazy.

by Johnnie
Fri Nov 22, 2019 5:12 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part IV - Welcome to Stupid Watergate
Replies: 795
Views: 41731

Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part IV - Welcome to Stupid Watergate

Anyone think there will be articles of impeachment that don't revolve around Ukraine? Emoluments? Apparently he went on a doozy of a rant on Fox and Friends today essentially admitting to everything if we're to believe laws still exist. So, I'm crossing my fingers that yes, there will be multiple a...
by Johnnie
Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:28 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part IV - Welcome to Stupid Watergate
Replies: 795
Views: 41731

Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part IV - Welcome to Stupid Watergate

The responses of this Twitter post are cute.

by Johnnie
Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:19 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: It's not Spam, I swear!
Replies: 5
Views: 111

Re: It's not Spam, I swear!

And now I want crab rangoons.
by Johnnie
Fri Nov 22, 2019 12:23 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Elon Musk is not dead
Replies: 33
Views: 639

Re: Elon Musk is not dead

Crap. I knew there was a thread. I put the post about that truck in another one. Oh well. Anyone else see the new Ford Mustang electric SUV thing? I like it. https://www.extremetech.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/Mustang-Mach-E-10-1-640x354.jpg That looks neutered. Why even call it a Mustang? Looks ...
by Johnnie
Fri Nov 22, 2019 12:14 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 4234
Views: 253075

Re: Random Politics

This speech is really, really good.

by Johnnie
Fri Nov 22, 2019 12:02 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 5649
Views: 255837

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Well this is something.

by Johnnie
Wed Nov 20, 2019 10:53 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2020: The Democratic Presidential Nomination Thread
Replies: 1519
Views: 142850

Re: 2020: The Democratic Presidential Nomination Thread

Cory Booker with a couple good one liners tonight:



by Johnnie
Wed Nov 20, 2019 10:36 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part IV - Welcome to Stupid Watergate
Replies: 795
Views: 41731

Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part IV - Welcome to Stupid Watergate

A$AP Rocky will help save the republic. Nice.
by Johnnie
Wed Nov 20, 2019 10:21 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part IV - Welcome to Stupid Watergate
Replies: 795
Views: 41731

Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part IV - Welcome to Stupid Watergate

Well, we'll never know honestly. But I'm sure I'd be more Hasan Minhaj is front of Sean Duffy then not. (And you can call bullshit on that too.)
by Johnnie
Wed Nov 20, 2019 9:56 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part IV - Welcome to Stupid Watergate
Replies: 795
Views: 41731

Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part IV - Welcome to Stupid Watergate

One thing I've learned about this shit is that if I'm told to appear in front of Congress I would definitely be found in some sort of contempt because I have zero chill and zero couth for people like present day Republicans. I'd definitely bring up Ohio State and Gym Jordan. I'd definitely remind Nu...