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by Johnnie
Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:02 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Hey Johnnie
Replies: 171
Views: 7186

Re: Hey Johnnie

Well, some good news this morning. I got Davis Monthan in Tucson, AZ (Where I was before) for my base after Korea. This is the best possible scenario from this mess. My future wife is already living there and working at Raytheon. Sooooo, whew. It alleviates me from going to some other shitty base, b...
by Johnnie
Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:11 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name
Replies: 1325
Views: 27146

Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name

I guess he's doing Zuckerfuck a favor by making Reels a thing.
by Johnnie
Thu Aug 06, 2020 1:27 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Cultural Blind Spots
Replies: 403
Views: 15196

Re: Cultural Blind Spots

AB has it right.

I knew I should've linked this in my post:

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mocking-spongebob
by Johnnie
Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:35 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 4548
Views: 310050

Re: Random Politics

Good for her!

by Johnnie
Tue Aug 04, 2020 10:56 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name
Replies: 1325
Views: 27146

Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name

This interview is like trying to talk to your grandparent with dementia. He's literally incapable of understanding and answering questions. Then he trails off into a dumb story with preposterous ambiguity. And then he brings up stuff to boast about that has nothing to do with anything. AND HIS FUCKI...
by Johnnie
Tue Aug 04, 2020 5:07 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 4548
Views: 310050

Re: Random Politics

Not surprising. It's like Kentucky is a reverse Massachusetts.

by Johnnie
Tue Aug 04, 2020 3:45 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Ball of Confusion
Replies: 378
Views: 25121

Re: Ball of Confusion

From a Reddit comment section: Lebanese here. Last report: the explosion in the port of beirut. There was a lot of nitrate ammunium and chemicals in one of the biggest buildings of the port. The chemicals were there for years found in an abandoned ship in the sea next to the port. 6months ago the go...
by Johnnie
Tue Aug 04, 2020 1:33 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Cultural Blind Spots
Replies: 403
Views: 15196

Re: Cultural Blind Spots

Jeez, guys. Next you're going to tell me Elton John is gay.

I'm kidding.
by Johnnie
Tue Aug 04, 2020 12:31 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Ball of Confusion
Replies: 378
Views: 25121

Re: Ball of Confusion

This looks like a fucking nuke in a video game.

(Sorry for the double post. It's the way Twitter links things.)

by Johnnie
Mon Aug 03, 2020 9:39 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Return of the XFL Thread
Replies: 55
Views: 9175

Re: The Return of the XFL Thread

by Johnnie
Mon Aug 03, 2020 12:54 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 4548
Views: 310050

Re: Random Politics

by Johnnie
Mon Aug 03, 2020 12:51 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Off-season 2020
Replies: 478
Views: 12829

Re: NFL Off-season 2020

by Johnnie
Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:52 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name
Replies: 1325
Views: 27146

Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name

psunate77 wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:12 pm
So Trump is signing an executive order banning TikTok from the US.
by Johnnie
Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:46 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name
Replies: 1325
Views: 27146

Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name

Giff wrote:
Thu Jul 30, 2020 5:29 pm
So there is a bottom other than Lindsey Graham.
Excellent.
by Johnnie
Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:40 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 4548
Views: 310050

Re: Random Politics

I really love Cody's Showdy. He's a far more entertaining Kyle Kulinski, but just as poignant.

by Johnnie
Thu Jul 30, 2020 11:11 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2020: The Democratic Presidential Nomination Thread
Replies: 4404
Views: 244593

Re: 2020: The Democratic Presidential Nomination Thread

*Landslide in theory because mail in voting is going to be reduced and a lot of voting centers will be closed.

So we'll see.

Also, I didn't realize this was a thing. It's hilarious.

by Johnnie
Thu Jul 30, 2020 10:08 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2020: The Democratic Presidential Nomination Thread
Replies: 4404
Views: 244593

Re: 2020: The Democratic Presidential Nomination Thread

So, who are our final guesses to who the VP is going to be?

I'm bad at predicting, so let's go with Susan Rice.

I'd much rather Duckworth or Warren, but Rice send to have pulled ahead in recent days if my cursory scanning of headlines is any indication.
by Johnnie
Thu Jul 30, 2020 10:04 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name
Replies: 1325
Views: 27146

Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name

Back to election postponement: He knows he can't do it. He's trying to further delegitimize the election. He's also distracting from the putrid GDP numbers. Fun fact: According to what I'm reading, his term ends on 20 January. Without an election, he goes bye bye and we get President Pelosi. It's as...
by Johnnie
Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:09 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name
Replies: 1325
Views: 27146

Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name

I have no faith in Americans if they think mail in voting and absentee voting are different.
by Johnnie
Wed Jul 29, 2020 12:07 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart
Replies: 813
Views: 26950

Re: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart

mister d wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 12:03 pm
If you pulled out a blade near that van you'd have dozens of bullet wounds within seconds.
That's true. But at some point it's going to happen.
by Johnnie
Wed Jul 29, 2020 12:05 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Off-season 2020
Replies: 478
Views: 12829

Re: NFL Off-season 2020

As a logistician who deploys, I find all of this planning so cute. It's fun to see (mostly) multimillionaires in an enterprise run by billionaires have trouble figuring out something like this. I know I should have more empathy for being away from family and whatnot, but the fix for everything is $$...
by Johnnie
Wed Jul 29, 2020 11:46 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart
Replies: 813
Views: 26950

Re: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart

Slash the tires on the fucking van.
by Johnnie
Wed Jul 29, 2020 10:35 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread
Replies: 2907
Views: 56138

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

I just started giggling.
by Johnnie
Wed Jul 29, 2020 10:35 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 4548
Views: 310050

Re: Random Politics

mister d wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 10:28 am
Johnnie wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:51 am
Susan Collins is fucking trash and needs to be taken out.
Wow, I bet that comment would really disappoint Susan Collins and give her a lot to consider.
She's definitely concerned about my attitude.
by Johnnie
Wed Jul 29, 2020 10:34 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name
Replies: 1325
Views: 27146

Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name

It is. Though I'd like to know the breakdown of where those troops are coming from. Slowly over years and years we've been "de-colonizing" Germany in some sense and consolidating what's left around certain areas -- namely Kaiserslautern (near Ramstein) where I was. Once I got there I was like "Jesus...
by Johnnie
Wed Jul 29, 2020 10:00 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart
Replies: 813
Views: 26950

Re: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart

It was obvious when it was happening, but it's confirmed that this was, in fact, fuckery.

by Johnnie
Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:51 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 4548
Views: 310050

Re: Random Politics

I think they had an ad targeting lots of Republicans a couple weeks back. So this is also a delight.

Susan Collins is fucking trash and needs to be taken out.
by Johnnie
Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:49 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread
Replies: 2907
Views: 56138

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

It just seems like capitulation as millions are threatened with homelessness.

In other news, Kodak's (yes, that Kodak) stock went from $2 to $54 in 2 days on the news that they were awarded $765B by Trump "to support efforts to produce active ingredients needed to make generic drugs in the U.S."
by Johnnie
Mon Jul 27, 2020 2:06 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Off-season 2020
Replies: 478
Views: 12829

Re: NFL Off-season 2020

With MLB now experiencing the effect of not playing in a bubble, I'm looking forward to the season getting cancelled. This is gonna be fun!
by Johnnie
Mon Jul 27, 2020 2:02 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2020 MLB Season, Sponsored by Sprint
Replies: 144
Views: 2061

Re: 2020 MLB Season, Sponsored by Sprint

Giff wrote:
Mon Jul 27, 2020 1:24 pm
Giff wrote:
Tue Jul 21, 2020 8:35 am
Thread title portends the season being scrapped by 8/2.
Heh.
Leave it to the Astros fan to know what's coming.