The Swamp

Johnnie

I try to get along with Trumpers. I really do. But, sometimes…

So, this lady who lives a couple doors down from us posted a copy of Biden’s pardons on Instagram, and said, “Hmm… if they are supposedly innocent, why do they need pardons?”

I couldn’t help myself, even though I know my response ...

Johnnie

I wonder what Not Bruce has to say about it.

Johnnie

It isn't, but please keep maintaining civility and decorum in post-democracy, on-the-road-to-fascism America.

Very much waiting for the day when the Tr*mp government calls into question the next election cycle and the former Olympian praises God for it.

At least then I didn't call her Bruce!

Johnnie

What's the O/U for when Tr*mp fires the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs because he's a black dude and thus is WOKE/DEI/CRT HURR DURR?

Johnnie

A_B wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2025 2:02 pm Cis genders coming up with terms has never gone wrong!

Collaborator works.

Johnnie

Trump to announce up to $500 billion in private sector AI infrastructure investment

Johnnie

Because you risk disrespecting an entire group while trying to disrespect one person.

That's why I'd ask my trans friends first.

Maybe us Cis-genders can come up with a term that's derogatory, but specific enough that it doesn't blanket marginalize the whole group? Would that satisfy everyone ...

Johnnie

Then I'll ask my trans friends first. This isn't some "ask permission to say the N word" shit. One specific person is the target here. It isn't representative of all.
My comment was because there's one very specific term that could have applied to Snoop/Nelly/(Ben Carson/Herman Cain) that popped ...

Johnnie

Let's say I'm being interviewed by a television entity of some sort. And let's say that television entity goes "What do you think of these sentiments from such a prominent person in the trans community?"

And I say "I truly don't give a shit about what Bruce Jenner has to say."

If everyone in that ...

Johnnie

Then I'll ask my trans friends first. This isn't some "ask permission to say the N word" shit. One specific person is the target here. It isn't representative of all.

The President's puppet master just went full N@zi and here I am having to worry about the feelings of others.

Johnnie

sancarlos wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2025 12:47 pm Bronto has become a very serious man.

He's the Swamp's hall monitor. That's for sure.

Johnnie

I'm all for deadnaming that piece of shit from here forward.

Run it.

Johnnie

There's also that whole Nazi thing.

Johnnie

My buddy said that the DNC reached out for money via email this afternoon. He's fucking over it.

Luckily for him he has dual citizenship with Ireland and he's got a foot out the door. I'm not that lucky.

Johnnie

We're so fucked.

Edit:

The sanewashing headlines around the internet of 'appears to' and the like is so fucking disgusting. I can't be more let down from the press than I am right now.

Johnnie

Biden just blanket pardoned his entire family. Like, everyone in his family.

Johnnie

Bezoa's girlfriend looks like a salamander with all those face injections.

Johnnie

I'm watching a live stream of NBC News. And I'm going to have to turn it off or mute it because the panel is giddy. They're speaking in such an upbeat way that all of this (and how we got here) is normal and fine. Jesus Christ, man. This is laughable.

Johnnie

Maaaaaan, it's about to get so bad.

Johnnie

Not shocked by Andrews dropping that ball at all after the way he performed for me in my fantasy league this year.

I'm other news, please dear God crush KC. Please.

11 TD is a real fantasy letdown?

He didn't do much for the first 5 weeks and I dropped him. Looks like he ended up doing ...

Johnnie

Not shocked by Andrews dropping that ball at all after the way he performed for me in my fantasy league this year.

I'm other news, please dear God crush KC. Please.

Johnnie

Really thought the Rams were going to come back there.

Johnnie

Snow game. Let's Gooooooo!

Johnnie

The early origins of Bitcoin, if I remember right, was to have a "currency" to buy illegal shit, untraced on the Silk Road. So this is totally on brand for crypto and now it influences the most powerful position of the most powerful nation on earth. Fun.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silk_Road ...

Johnnie

P.D.X. wrote: Sun Jan 19, 2025 12:47 pm
Johnnie wrote: Sun Jan 19, 2025 11:43 am This entire TikTok charade is just so fucking stupid.
4 more years coming of “praise me for fixing the problem I created”

It really is uncanny just how many people have fruitfly brains over this shit.

Johnnie

This entire TikTok charade is just so fucking stupid.

Johnnie

Giff wrote: Sun Jan 19, 2025 11:28 am
Johnnie wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2025 11:28 pm We're going to have an Eagles/Chiefs Super Bowl again, aren't we? I'm really hoping for anything but that.
Yeah and it’s going to be the Chiefs winning. Refs won’t let it happen any other way.

Johnnie

We're going to have an Eagles/Chiefs Super Bowl again, aren't we? I'm really hoping for anything but that.

Johnnie

Jerloma wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2025 10:49 pm Alright I'm caught up! This has been a heck of a professional postseason football game, hasn't it fellas?

Hey how come the first down line is red sometimes instead of yellow?

It's to signify it's 4th down.

Johnnie

Alright. Now the Lions are dead.

Johnnie

The thing with Mahomes taking advantage of the QB protection rules by waiting until a defender can't completely pull up or slowing down as he approaches the sideline to goad someone into a late hit OB penalty is that you can call it savvy all you want and probably get away with it, but he ...

Johnnie

That lateral-shovel play was fantastic.

Johnnie

brian wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2025 9:26 pm Well, it was good season. On to 2025.

Not quite yet.

Not when Jameson Williams fucks the ground after an awesome TD.

Johnnie

Oh no. Was Jared Goff Sam Darnold's +1 in regressing to their previous football selves?

Johnnie

The thing with Mahomes taking advantage of the QB protection rules by waiting until a defender can't completely pull up or slowing down as he approaches the sideline to goad someone into a late hit OB penalty is that you can call it savvy all you want and probably get away with it, but he still ...

Johnnie

At least they didn't throw a flag on that clear and obvious flop by Mahomes.

Johnnie

My God. We need some serious Ball Don't Lie right about now.

Fucking hell.

Even the announcing team was disgusted by that.

Johnnie

A 10 and a half minute drive for Houston resulting in a touchdown...and then a missed extra point.

Oof.

Johnnie

Oh! Now they finally give a reverse angle to that bullshit penalty on Houston. Roughing the passer my ass.

Jesus Christ.

Johnnie

It will never cease to amaze me that staying in the military when I did allowed me to be this far ahead of my generational cohort. (VA loan, travel, health care, free education, pension...etc.)

I'm not some soothsayer. I just knew that being in the military was a better avenue than getting out and ...

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