The Swamp

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Putting the "ass" in compassionate conservatism.

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And more fuckery. Seriously, man. What the fuck.

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Man, I really fucking like this guy.

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Am I missing something? I've never seen that brand. And that logo is very close to DeWalt's logo.

The meme is still funny. I just don't understand why they had to sanitize it like they'd get sued if they made fun of a more prominent brand.

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They are trying to ratfuck Nebraska again.

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tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Sep 19, 2024 10:10 pm I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS

Same, man. Same.

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I'm surprised that the NFL doesn't have Jason Kelce playing the role of Fireman Ed tonight.

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Omgomgomgomgomg. The anxiety.

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The Good Liars are fucking great.

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useless fuck that did IT at my school just happens to "not know" the super-admin password for all the teacher laptops, so I couldn't install updates/drivers and the like. Found a little utility that lets me reset that. So feeling like my nerd is overpowering his nerd right now. Legit read...

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It wasn't until several years back that I learned folks traveled to the northeast to watch the leaves turn. Having grown up raking the stuff and it being just a general bother, I just had zero awareness it was something worth admiring. Now having lived in the not northeast for over 20 years at this ...

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She looks like a racist Funko Pop.

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I can't stop laughing. This is awesome. This is better (worse?) than Uncle Ruckus mixed with Clayton Bigsby. “I’m a black NAZI!” “Slavery is not bad. Some people need to be slaves. I wish they would bring it (slavery) back. I would certainly buy a few,” “I’d take Hitler over any of the sh*t that’s i...

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Happy Earth Day!

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I watched Stopping The Steal on HBO Max last night. Trailer: https://youtu.be/DYiPxpSBhRo?si=c4Oaqno-jqIBQ7ih It was mostly an hour and a half of people in Tr*mp's orbit being DISGUSTED by his actions after the election. You know, redeemable people like Bill Barr, Alyssa Farah Griffin (fucking who?)...

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Do VPNs not get around this? Genuinely curious.

What about all of the other streaming porn websites? Pornhub isn't the only one.

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I really, really hope he comes back earth riding a velociraptor and wielding an AR-15.

I want him to hand out Bibles during a school shooting.

I want him to ring the opening bell at the NYSE while wearing a MAGA hat.

I kinda just want him to be secret Homelander.

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Is the Teamsters Union overwhelmingly white men?

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And now...walkie talkies..

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FYI...there may be gruesome images/video.

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I'm like 1000% sure I've heard it in a Pringles commercial, soda commercial, and fast food commercial too.

(Or maybe it's a Mandela Effect thing and I'm crazy)

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If you've seen any of the Amazon Thursday Football "IT'S ON" commercials where they move a lever, you've heard it.

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Remember when Eminem's lyrics got him a knock on the door from secret service? Let's hope the same happens to Elon. Did that really happen? I just listened to four hours of why he sucks and that wasn’t brought up at all. What the heck were you watching/listening to? Eminem sucks? Says who? Gen Z? A...

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Remember when Eminem's lyrics got him a knock on the door from secret service? Let's hope the same happens to Elon.

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Make America Accurate Again We need to create an association. Like, a national one. That helps assist people with being more accurate when it comes to shooting rifles. They tried it once in the 1860s. Founded in New York that did something of the like. Really good group of folks. I wonder what happ...

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That particular call was ok on the replay. The WR got run into.

In other news...

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Andrei Iosivas scores a TD and they played Immigrant Song going into commercial.

Technically correct, but, uhhhh, questionable.

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I read things like this and I get worried. I think we're doing awesome with the momentum, but in the grand scheme it feels like it won't matter.

How Roberts Shaped Trump’s Supreme Court Winning Streak

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Amazing:

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I could've posted this in the board games thread. Tim Walz went to Snakes and Lattes in Tempe to campaign.

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These are all over Tucson.

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Scientists who discovered mammals can breathe through their anuses receive Ig Nobel prize

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Damn. You can really feel his words here.
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Bad week for dudes going live on IG

First Shannon Sharpe got caught getting busy and now Jason Whitlock is having mouth orgasms over crushing 3 different fast food places for lunch.

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EdRomero wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2024 7:49 am Did Hamlin's vax cause Tua's concussion?

I laughed pretty hard at this.

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Which hip hop song from the '90s is used more often than Ante Up for the commercials and the like?

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