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by cerranoredux
Thu Sep 12, 2024 9:25 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Cooking Thread
Replies: 1025
Views: 75526

Re: Swamp Cooking Thread

Giff wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2024 5:12 pm I have three propane tanks and only one works. The two that don't are completely full. WTF?
A few more bars and you’ll have yourself a nice little ditty.
by cerranoredux
Tue Sep 10, 2024 9:37 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Presidential Election 2024
Replies: 2285
Views: 145989

Re: Presidential Election 2024

HaulCitgo wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2024 9:34 pm Debates should be about 25 minutes
Trump is gonna wish it was.
by cerranoredux
Tue Sep 10, 2024 7:07 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Ed Kranepool
Replies: 16
Views: 622

Re: Ed Kranepool

Shirley wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2024 5:24 pm
Gunpowder wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2024 1:51 pm Technology has changed a bit since the original


https://suno.com/song/7b284145-c8ab-4d2 ... d823d037f7
Masterpiece

So, did you rap that? It doesn't sound like your voice.
He clearly identified himself as DJ Tanner.

Top notch, GPJ.
by cerranoredux
Mon Sep 09, 2024 7:36 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Ed Kranepool
Replies: 16
Views: 622

Re: Ed Kranepool

Giff wrote: Mon Sep 09, 2024 7:32 pm Glad you’re not dead!
I wouldn’t go that far.
by cerranoredux
Mon Sep 09, 2024 7:32 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Ed Kranepool
Replies: 16
Views: 622

Re: Ed Kranepool

There he is.
by cerranoredux
Mon Sep 09, 2024 3:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Ed Kranepool
Replies: 16
Views: 622

Re: Ed Kranepool

Fuck Kranepool.
by cerranoredux
Mon Sep 09, 2024 3:56 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: James Earl Jones
Replies: 23
Views: 779

James Earl Jones

Yep

Was my graduation speaker at Drew. The place went nuts when he said, may the force be with you even though he never said it in the movies He was that good.
by cerranoredux
Thu Sep 05, 2024 10:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: ID Your Post Survivor Game
Replies: 141
Views: 5173

Re: ID Your Post Survivor Game

I agree with the sentiment but I don’t think I e ever suggested I’d kick them in the leg cause I’m more of a Columbian Neck Tie kinda guy.
by cerranoredux
Wed Sep 04, 2024 9:00 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9579
Views: 631382

Re: Random Politics

Johnnie wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2024 8:56 pm You love to see it.

How bad does that other side of the coin have to be to make it more attractive to a coterie of self-important conservative journalists to claim they were being used? They are fucked.
by cerranoredux
Wed Sep 04, 2024 8:56 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Twitter:The New Batch
Replies: 1134
Views: 60384

Re: Twitter:The New Batch

Maybe I should dip back in there, but it felt like a bunch of milquetoast white dudes trying to sound smart. Which is probably most of the content on the internet, and in podcasts. But at bluesky there wasn't anything else to distract me from the sadness of that. This could have been the subtext of...
by cerranoredux
Tue Sep 03, 2024 9:00 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: ID Your Post Survivor Game
Replies: 141
Views: 5173

Re: ID Your Post Survivor Game

rass wrote: Fri Aug 30, 2024 5:08 pm Before I forget I want to say I really like this idea, but I want to make guesses (I know this isn’t mine).
I think Rass already knows who it was.
by cerranoredux
Tue Sep 03, 2024 8:58 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: EPL 2024-25
Replies: 82
Views: 6101

Re: EPL 2024-25

Manchester United looked absolutely lost out there today. Poor Casemiro is ready for either the Saudi league or MLS. And Gravenberch is a revelation as the defensive mid for Liverpool. As a Newcastle fan, I was thrilled that they kept Erik ten Hag. He has never seemed to have that clubhouse. And he...
by cerranoredux
Fri Aug 30, 2024 8:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: What?? Are you drinking?
Replies: 942
Views: 61937

Re: What?? Are you drinking?

rass wrote: Fri Aug 30, 2024 8:14 pm Yeah great spill one 1/2 a beer on some property cards and you’re the guy who ruined family game night seems real fair
So, I guess you stopped drinking?
by cerranoredux
Fri Aug 30, 2024 9:45 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Thoughts on Aging
Replies: 189
Views: 17366

Re: Thoughts on Aging

humour shouldn't be allowed here :) ha God lost his son, not one of his parents. (jeez us ... - god.... Humor is needed here more than anywhere. Speaking of humor, my dad had me and the nurse howling. He was agitated and delusional when I arrived. Telling me I need to get him out of the bed, he’s n...
by cerranoredux
Thu Aug 29, 2024 9:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Mt. Rushmores
Replies: 20
Views: 2408

Re: Mt. Rushmores

Couple thoughts on the system: 1. I've used the Rushmore rankings on a bunch of things, but I think there's a little more character to them if a person wants by the view of the Presidents: A. George is considered the first in the series, and arguably the best. B. Tom is considered as good, but mayb...
by cerranoredux
Sun Aug 25, 2024 8:50 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Is there a thread with everyone's IG handles?
Replies: 22
Views: 2881

Re: Is there a thread with everyone's IG handles?

@swampcerrano - I think we already follow each other.
by cerranoredux
Sun Aug 25, 2024 8:47 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Alcoholic Beverage Substitutes
Replies: 42
Views: 3376

Re: Alcoholic Beverage Substitutes

mister d wrote: Sun Aug 25, 2024 11:56 am Hunger aside, you could do tincture in a seltzer so it’s a drink (if you’re in a state like mine where the only drinks are those weird Deltas).
Is Cycling Frog a “delta”. 5g THC/12 oz. can. Pretty solid. Can find it at liquor stores. Wine Place in Maplewood has one.
by cerranoredux
Sun Aug 25, 2024 8:29 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Mt. Rushmores
Replies: 20
Views: 2408

Re: Mt. Rushmores

Giff wrote: Sun Aug 25, 2024 1:36 pm Do suburbs count? Also fuck Ferris Bueller. He's a dickhead.
Had to narrow it down somehow. FB has enough set in Chicago to qualify.
by cerranoredux
Sat Aug 24, 2024 9:49 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Mt. Rushmores
Replies: 20
Views: 2408

Re: Mt. Rushmores

I could argue these four, or four others and have just as good an argument. So many potential choices. But, here goes: Movies Set in the City of San Francisco Washington: Dirty Harry Jefferson: Vertigo Roosevelt: Harold and Maude Lincoln: The Maltese Falcon Some honorable mentions: Bullitt, Birdman...
by cerranoredux
Sat Aug 24, 2024 5:46 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Mt. Rushmores
Replies: 20
Views: 2408

Mt. Rushmores

Social studies teacher/VP Candidate-Inspired thread. Sophomoric ranking system, but potentially great for debate. Order is Presidents left to right. Categories subject to change randomly. Like the random rankings thread but I guess different. 1st Category: Movies Set in the City of Chicago Washingto...
by cerranoredux
Thu Aug 22, 2024 10:16 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Presidential Election 2024
Replies: 2285
Views: 145989

Re: Presidential Election 2024

Which Republican ghoul do you have money on to be the first to tweet snarky shit about Gabby Gifford’s speech? Charlie Kirk? Laura Ingraham? Megyn Kelly Odds-on favorite in the clubhouse but I totally forgot about Ann Coulter. And what happened, did Michelle Malkin go legit or something? Haven’t se...
by cerranoredux
Thu Aug 22, 2024 8:38 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Presidential Election 2024
Replies: 2285
Views: 145989

Re: Presidential Election 2024

Which Republican ghoul do you have money on to be the first to tweet snarky shit about Gabby Gifford’s speech? Charlie Kirk? Laura Ingraham?
by cerranoredux
Mon Aug 19, 2024 10:27 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore
Replies: 1083
Views: 83193

Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

rass wrote: Mon Aug 19, 2024 8:31 am
cerranoredux wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 8:41 pm How excited should I be for a new Dave’s Hot Chicken opening up 2 miles from our house?
Have you tried this place yet?
Yup. Back in April. Pretty damned good. The parking is hit or miss.
by cerranoredux
Sun Aug 18, 2024 8:41 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore
Replies: 1083
Views: 83193

Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

How excited should I be for a new Dave’s Hot Chicken opening up 2 miles from our house?
by cerranoredux
Sun Aug 18, 2024 8:36 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: EPL 2024-25
Replies: 82
Views: 6101

Re: EPL 2024-25

garyclark wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 6:16 pm
sancarlos wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 4:44 pm Brentford held Ivan Toney out as they figure out where they are transferring him. Big numbers being mentioned.
They might get some nice offers for Mbuemo after today as well.
I hope NUFC is submitting one themselves.
by cerranoredux
Sat Aug 17, 2024 12:35 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: EPL 2024-25
Replies: 82
Views: 6101

Re: EPL 2024-25

Ipswich's Delap must be the son of Rory ex of Derby & Stoke. Proper old school ground to, I like it. Was Rory Delap the guy with the amazing throw-ins? Happy to see Newcastle off to a great start. Red card in the 28th. Shär was an idiot. But Craig Pawson is a muppet. Cannot believe VAR upheld t...
by cerranoredux
Thu Aug 15, 2024 5:37 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Could he BE any less alive?
Replies: 41
Views: 1820

Re: Could he BE any less alive?

Need an irony check on calling someone a “moron” in a text where you’re incriminating yourself in a criminal conspiracy.
by cerranoredux
Wed Aug 14, 2024 7:34 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: FPL 24-25
Replies: 12
Views: 1278

Re: FPL 24-25

Bum, bump,bum, bump. Think we had 10 or 12 last year. Sitting on 6. Someone needs to take down Chedda and the more the merrier.
by cerranoredux
Tue Aug 06, 2024 6:12 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: FPL 24-25
Replies: 12
Views: 1278

Re: FPL 24-25

sancarlos wrote: Tue Aug 06, 2024 12:01 amBump
Thanks for the reminder, Pat.
by cerranoredux
Sun Aug 04, 2024 5:18 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Presidential Election 2024
Replies: 2285
Views: 145989

Re: Presidential Election 2024

Pelosi and Sanders endorsing Walz? Pay attention to that signal.
by cerranoredux
Fri Aug 02, 2024 10:53 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Lunch Thread
Replies: 598
Views: 36527

Re: The Lunch Thread

Ventnor Farmer’s Market today had a Kismet Bagels stand. Was there later and somehow they still had jalapeño and cheese and also got an everything. Everything was a little breast and not as fluffy as I like but it was probably baked at 4 and took a trip down the AC Expressway so it was far from fres...
by cerranoredux
Thu Aug 01, 2024 9:50 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Lit
Replies: 236
Views: 17677

Re: Lit

rass wrote: Wed Jul 31, 2024 6:50 pm I didn’t. Water. I was already 1:1 if you combine the drinks consumed by the rest of the table.
No clams?
by cerranoredux
Thu Aug 01, 2024 9:49 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Paris 2024
Replies: 552
Views: 45903

Re: Paris 2024

Whoa! You were AT that one? That’s fuckin awesome. Yeah, man. 7 rows back! The place was hopping. The crowd broke into an impromptu singing of their national anthem (I'm pretty sure) during the OT. And Wemby is a HUGE star there. When he came out for initial shoot around, folks swarmed trying to ge...
by cerranoredux
Thu Aug 01, 2024 9:45 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The OFFICIAL Towns in North Jersey Discussion Thread ...
Replies: 979
Views: 64182

Re: The OFFICIAL Towns in North Jersey Discussion Thread ...

Dunno, sounds like a Delbarton man to me. My wife and cerrano used m/nanny in Harding. Those kids might have been ok but I don’t thinks spoiled kids are a rarity. I got so good at fucking ping pong those 2 years. What a gig. And as soon as I saw the name “Morgan”, the zip code no longer factored in...
by cerranoredux
Wed Jul 31, 2024 8:07 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Presidential Election 2024
Replies: 2285
Views: 145989

Re: Presidential Election 2024

Does Kentucky elect another Democrat as governor if Beshear gets chosen? Katie Hobbs has to appoint another Democrat to the Senate by Arizona rule. And I'm sure Pennsylvania would elect another Democrat if Shapiro gets chosen. I believe the Lt. Gov gets the promotion. she's good, too. really focuse...
by cerranoredux
Tue Jul 30, 2024 12:08 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Paris 2024
Replies: 552
Views: 45903

Re: Paris 2024

Japan got jobbed in their mens bball game against France. Up 4 and got called for a foul on a made 3 with 10 second left. Didn’t even touch the guy. Cuisine d’maison.
by cerranoredux
Sat Jul 27, 2024 1:59 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Presidential Election 2024
Replies: 2285
Views: 145989

Re: Presidential Election 2024

And also... one last task for Biden. Make sure you have an airtight fucking plan to defeat them when they challenge the election through the courts because they will . And if need be, use your recently-granted powers as president to do it. You want to save your legacy? Do it by ensuring this countr...
by cerranoredux
Fri Jul 26, 2024 10:11 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Thoughts on Aging
Replies: 189
Views: 17366

Re: Thoughts on Aging

Very sorry, Dave.
by cerranoredux
Fri Jul 26, 2024 10:06 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Presidential Election 2024
Replies: 2285
Views: 145989

Re: Presidential Election 2024

tennbengal wrote: Fri Jul 26, 2024 9:57 pm
We all know polling is fucked at the moment. I’d wager that the shift is even larger. Polling ain’t reaching the segment of the electorate that was going to sit it out in a Biden-Trump match-up.
by cerranoredux
Fri Jul 26, 2024 9:52 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Paris 2024
Replies: 552
Views: 45903

Re: Paris 2024

Is going viral the intent of the Hand and Stone commercial? The fucking guy who fist bumps that chick in the beginning is serious creeper material.