Help from old Swampers

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A couple of years ago, it was mentioned here about an old Mike Warren sports betting video from the early 1980s. This was a fantastic video.

Does anyone have a link to this?
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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I really feel like "help from old swampers" should have have been directed to HDO, not from him.
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A_B wrote:I really feel like "help from old swampers" should have have been directed to HDO, not from him.
Maybe I should have used long-time.

And you're no spring chicken yourself.
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Does anybody know where I can find a UCLA Tyus Edney jersey?
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Gino Bona has one I think.
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HDO45331 wrote:
A_B wrote:I really feel like "help from old swampers" should have have been directed to HDO, not from him.
Maybe I should have used long-time.

And you're no spring chicken yourself.
Is everyone in Ohio a bird spotter?
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I'm still mad this wasn't HDO offering assistance.
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I'm an old Swamper. I can offer no help, but I am sure I have an opinion.
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Welcome back, Ed. You, Bronto and Bengal have gotten a little behind on maintaining the front page.
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rass wrote:Is everyone in Ohio a bird spotter?
This week they are. This is known as the Big Week because the bird migration is reaching its peak. Magee Marsh, which is east of Toledo, is considered to be one of the best birding spots in the world for observing migratory birds. There have been reports of all sorts of warblers, bitterns, black-billed cuckoos and even a couple of pelicans this week.

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Sabo wrote:
rass wrote:Is everyone in Ohio a bird spotter?
This week they are. This is known as the Big Week because the bird migration is reaching its peak. Magee Marsh, which is east of Toledo, is considered to be one of the best birding spots in the world for observing migratory birds. There have been reports of all sorts of warblers, bitterns, black-billed cuckoos and even a couple of pelicans this week.

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Johnny Hotcakes wrote:Does anybody know where I can find a UCLA Tyus Edney jersey?
Under the Eastern Michigan Earl Boykins jersey in my laundry basket.
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As an old Swamper myself, I just need to share this bit of advice. Never make out with a girl with a lisp.
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edwzipper wrote:I'm an old Swamper. I can offer no help, but I am sure I have an opinion.
Um, stop creeping in on the no avatar posting market.
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I wonder how Zaz is doing?
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bfj wrote:I wonder how Zaz is doing?
Yeah, I hope he's still alive. That seventh game of the Flyers' series might have killed him.
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sancarlos wrote:
bfj wrote:I wonder how Zaz is doing?
Yeah, I hope he's still alive. That seventh game of the Flyers' series might have killed him.
Or too much chasing of the redhead.
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sancarlos wrote:
bfj wrote:I wonder how Zaz is doing?
Yeah, I hope he's still alive. That seventh game of the Flyers' series might have killed him.
Or the insane amounts of alcohol.
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Read ZAZ, thought Zlax....oof.
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I'm doing well.
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Hey, Zaz! Welcome back. Looks like the Flyers might make the playoffs.
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sancarlos wrote: Sat Mar 31, 2018 3:05 pm Hey, Zaz! Welcome back. Looks like the Flyers might make the playoffs.
Got an avatar for him if they do.

Nice to see you’re still kicking (spellcheck made my first attempt at that “living”) man.
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I'll pass on that avatar. ;)
Flyers are heading to the playoffs with a stupid goaltending situation per usual.
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Zaz!! That’s all I got.

Nice to have you here.
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Hey ZaZ. Good to hear from you.
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ZaZ wrote: Sat Mar 31, 2018 5:10 pm I'll pass on that avatar. ;)
Flyers are heading to the playoffs with a stupid goaltending situation per usual.
Hopes are not high in Mudville.
Nothing to worry about, you have Carter Hart coming soon and you definitely won’t ruin him in the most painful and hilarious way possible.
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Zaz! I was worried you’d died underneath a chubby redhead.

Hope you come by a bit more often.
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Shirley wrote: Sat Mar 31, 2018 11:32 pm Zaz! I was worried you’d died underneath a chubby redhead.

Hope you come by a bit more often.
He'd have died happy and yes.
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More cars. More dogs. More beer. More water bongs. Less chicks.
I've been with a non-chubby one the last four years. There certainly used to be times when I tried to smother myself in her *HONK*, however, that smelly desire, as it typically does, has faded.
The current redhead is on a catch and release program. We bought a house together and I'm currently working myself out of that deal.
Middle age has caused me to reassess my future plight.
I'm buying my own man pad this spring and in lieu of having any women around on a semi-permanent basis, I'm going for more dogs and allowing women in on an interim, short-term basis only...e.g. Take this load and shove it. You ain't stayin' here no more.
Given past history, there is a slight possibility I could be killed by some big woman who slips past my barely amorous stiff arm.
In other old news: I upgraded the 91 Buick Regal after 300,000 strong miles to a 98 Supercharged model and added an old school 91 CRX for summer driving. Best thing about the Honda is you can't stuff a 250-pound, post-bar, biggun in there.
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Nice.
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ZaZ wrote: Wed Apr 04, 2018 7:59 am More cars. More dogs. More beer. More water bongs. Less chicks.
I've been with a non-chubby one the last four years. There certainly used to be times when I tried to smother myself in her *HONK*, however, that smelly desire, as it typically does, has faded.
The current redhead is on a catch and release program. We bought a house together and I'm currently working myself out of that deal.
Middle age has caused me to reassess my future plight.
I'm buying my own man pad this spring and in lieu of having any women around on a semi-permanent basis, I'm going for more dogs and allowing women in on an interim, short-term basis only...e.g. Take this load and shove it. You ain't stayin' here no more.
Given past history, there is a slight possibility I could be killed by some big woman who slips past my barely amorous stiff arm.
In other old news: I upgraded the 91 Buick Regal after 300,000 strong miles to a 98 Supercharged model and added an old school 91 CRX for summer driving. Best thing about the Honda is you can't stuff a 250-pound, post-bar, biggun in there.
"Hang on, honey, I'll be back with the forklift."
See, I've missed posts like this. Hope you stick around.
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Wish Dr. Chuck could come back around so we could remind him he's apparently not "really" a doctor, according to Fox News.
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