MLB Thread - June 2013

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howard wrote:Hey Jesus Guzman (1B San Diego); you wanna dance on the basepaths cause you hit a home run (on a warm night when the ball was way carrying at pacbell), lets see how you like to dance in the batter's box. Meat.

This was pure Bochy; fire up a squad gripping through injury trouble. And Bumgarner didn't hit him, just threw behind him. Nicely done. I don't approve personally, but I understand.
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I don't approve, and I would not have my pitchers throw at batters for bush behavior like that. For exactly the reason you state. You never know what will happen with escalation--pretty much my same view of warfare; only when there is a damn good reason threatening your well being. Not for 'honor'.

I understand his logic; I will admit taking a bit of glee from the thing. But I do not agree with the action. Doesn't mean I can't enjoy it anyway.

ETA: yeah, Ciriaco is fast as fuck. Looks like a nice player if he can hit.
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kranepool wrote:
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brian wrote:So tired of Jose Valverde.
Seconded.
Oof.
DFA him already (four runs today before getting an out in the ninth when getting an inning of work in a runaway game). Six HR and 11 ER in his last 7.1 innings.

Seriously, there is no reason to keep him on the roster and keep Rondon in AAA. With Rondon, you worry about walks. With Valverde, you worry about that fact that all his shit is hittable, including his splitter, which Chris Davis nearly got to the second deck in right today (and he's not the only one beating the shit out of it).

For fuck's sake, they sent down Avisail Garcia when Austin Jackson came off the DL because "he needs to play every day." He just spent three days on the major league roster after Sanchez got DL'd during which he got two at-bats, then remained glued to the fucking bench until after today's game, where he goes back down for a starter.

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Seconded. (And I can't understand why in the world Benoit can't close. Unless they really think he'll be a head case about it.)
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The ball Chris Davis hit in the 9th off Valverde is still going.
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Have a year Chris Davis. Gracious.

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Jose Valverde DFAed. Our long national nightmare is now over.
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o's face Dickey, Wang, and Johnson this series. Many middle schoolers giggle.
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brian wrote:Jose Valverde DFAed. Our long national nightmare is now over.
/Detroit unemployment rate joke

wlu_lax6 wrote:o's face Dickey, Wang, and Johnson this series. Many middle schoolers giggle.
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Nine straight wins and the Jays are at .500; didn't think I'd be saying that this season. Jays fans sure love Kawasaki. He hit his first MLB home run this evening and the place went nuts; he came out of the dugout and bowed three times to the crowd.
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Skydome hasn't sounded like that in 20 years.
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Timmay looking very sharp early. Five strikeouts through three; one walk, one hit, he hung a splitter to Logan Morrison who turned it into a souvenir. 2-1 gints over the marlins.
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What"s the point of bringing in a LHP to pitch to a lefty if he's hitting .354 against southpaws ? Fucking Joe.
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Holy shit, the Pirates won yesterday! I was listening on the back porch all afternoon long, but turned it off in the 9th when Snider's popup crossed paths with my dinner time. Shit yeah!
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If I were a gangsta rapper, right about now I'd be rappin'

I love my Kruk and Kuipe
But where's my Vin Scully?

I have given very little thought to the Yasiel Puig. But, as of five minutes ago, I fucking hate his Dodger ass. Homered in his first AB against the jints. Fuck. Him.
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Ah, damn, the Jays optioned Munenori Kawasaki to Buffalo. Easily the most popular guy the team has had in years. Hey, Alex, baseball is also entertainment.
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Detroit has committed six errors tonight. That's impressive, especially considering the lead-footer nature of many of their infielders.
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Scottie wrote:Ah, damn, the Jays optioned Munenori Kawasaki to Buffalo. Easily the most popular guy the team has had in years. Hey, Alex, baseball is also entertainment.
There was really no choice, everyone else can be sent down or has to clear waivers.
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Kemp just saved the Dodgers with a fantastic catch. The team is finally starting to look good.
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Exciting 9th inning. Nice catch. fuck.
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Keg wrote:Kemp just saved the Dodgers with a fantastic catch. The team is finally starting to look good.
It's due to him being a 'tope for a bit. Really think that they just need to send the whole team down to ABQ for a few days.
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How about we just irradiate them, make the whole team 'topes?
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Bad News for O's top pitching prospect Dylan Bundy
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Time for another installment of Giants fans' favorite guessing game, "which Tim do we get tonight?"

I just hope he doesn't groove a fastball to Puig. If the kid hits a hanging split, that I can more easily tolerate.

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Not starting off his career with the same bang as his dad or uncle. Did not realize he did not even make the team.
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You see>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



I just felt I owed it, to someone. And by someone, I mean Keg. Giants getting swept and all. So, we did not have a bet; a mere formality. Right is right.
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Scottie: Kawasaki's been recalled, Melky on the DL.
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So he was in the minors for, what, two days? After they had that huge emotional farewell for him?

Kinda figured they'd recall Anthony Gose.
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howard wrote:You see>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



I just felt I owed it, to someone. And by someone, I mean Keg. Giants getting swept and all. So, we did not have a bet; a mere formality. Right is right.
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Scottie wrote:So he was in the minors for, what, two days? After they had that huge emotional farewell for him?

Kinda figured they'd recall Anthony Gose.

Anthony Gose can't even hit his own weight.
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Scottie wrote:So he was in the minors for, what, two days? After they had that huge emotional farewell for him?

Kinda figured they'd recall Anthony Gose.

Anthony Gose can't even hit his own weight.
Nor could kawasaki if he puts on a few lbs.
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Keg wrote:Thanks, Doc. That avatar looks great on you...
Did I mention that I fucking hate Yasiel Puig? More than I hate Handley. (Yet somehow, I don't hate Kershaw, Kemp or Ethier. I don't fucking like Ethier, but I don't hate him. Getting soft in my old age.)
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Icepenis wrote:I
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Scottie wrote:So he was in the minors for, what, two days? After they had that huge emotional farewell for him?

Kinda figured they'd recall Anthony Gose.

Anthony Gose can't even hit his own weight.
Nor could kawasaki if he puts on a few lbs.
Sure but Kawasaki is a journeyman who bats 9th. Gose is a can't miss prospect in center field. He's supposed to challenge Rasmus.
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The Indians have scored 12 unanswered runs vs. the White Sox. It's in the top of the 5th and the game is already more than two hours long. And have I mentioned they're playing a doubleheader?

The score is 12-5.
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Oh, and Jason Kipnis is very flammable.

ETA: In the top of the sixth, Kipnis has five plate appearances. He's doubled twice, has three walks, scored three runs, driven in two and has a stolen base.
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He's no Miguel Cabrera. Two HRs, 3-for-3 and three RBI today.

EDIT: Make that 4-for-4, 2 HRs, 3 RBI and a double that was a frozen rope that hit the center field wall.
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Prince Fielder just hit a ball harder and farther than I've ever seen at Tropicana Field (and granted I only see a handful of games a year there).

Hit the C ring catwalk and if it didn't it may have hit the top of the scoreboard in right.
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One final note about the game is that I didn't realize Cabrera performance was semi-historic.

From Elias:

Miguel Cabrera went 4-for-4 with 2 HR, the 3rd time he's gone 4-for-4 with multiple homers this season. He's the 1st player in the Modern Era (since 1900) with 3 such games in a single season.
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Damn, I should have hopped over to Seattle for the Mariners/Cubs game today. Both teams sporting 1900's uniforms:

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This is the first time since 1960 that the Pirates are the first team to 50 wins.

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