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govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:30 pm

Just read the Barnwell Medium.com piece. Glad to see anyone feeling better about him/herself.

ETA - I should have typed "just skimmed". Fuck me, that dude is wordy.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:05 pm

Thanks Brian - now I don't feel as Twitter special for the block...

Post by **brian** » Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:11 pm

Don't know if that makes you feel better or worse, so sorry? He's just another thin-skinned Masshole douchebag.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:18 pm

brian wrote:Don't know if that makes you feel better or worse, so sorry? He's just another thin-skinned Masshole douchebag.

Being thicker skinned wasn't that healthy for him.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Tue Jan 05, 2016 4:44 pm

brian wrote:Don't know if that makes you feel better or worse, so sorry? He's just another thin-skinned Masshole douchebag.

I was going for a chuckle , so neither

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue Jan 05, 2016 4:46 pm

I don't really understand...does barnwell hate block people or something?

Post by **brian** » Tue Jan 05, 2016 4:58 pm

A_B wrote:I don't really understand...does barnwell hate block people or something?

He blocks damn near everyone who sends him an @ message regardless of the content.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu Jan 28, 2016 8:05 am

I'm sure you guys don't give a shit about Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa, but their Twitter beef was hysterical.

And when Amber Rose got involved....

It got real.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Jan 28, 2016 8:52 am

Yeah, I didn't get everything going on there, but it seemed like a big enough deal that I found a recap and I did enjoy Kanye being described as an "out-of touch dad", because ha!, been there, done that. Except for the butt stuff. Haven't done that.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Tue Feb 02, 2016 10:23 pm

Hey look, one of our friends got a retweet from a semi-celebrity:

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 12:52 am

You may have to enlarge the size to read this.

DC47 · Post by **DC47** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 1:48 am

Seems like a Spartacus moment for the good citizens of Chicago.

Post by **Shirley** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 11:36 am

Dammit, I really want a Tesla, but that dude just damaged the brand. "after all, I do own a Tesla." I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess the pooper had encountered this asshole.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 11:51 am

There's no f'ing way people are believing that as real, right? Everyone seems to be but I assumed it was playing along.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 11:53 am

mister d wrote:There's no f'ing way people are believing that as real, right? Everyone seems to be but I assumed it was playing along.

Too small, didn't read.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 1:00 pm

Shirley wrote:Dammit, I really want a Tesla, but that dude just damaged the brand. "after all, I do own a Tesla." I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess the pooper had encountered this asshole.

I took a test drive a couple of weeks ago, and I have never driven a car with anything like that acceleration. No traffic so the Tesla guy was fine with me slowing down and then accelerating rapidly. Not a word of a lie, by the time the drive was over, I was a bit shaky and queasy - like I had just got off a roller coaster.

Unreal.

But no poop on it.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 11:14 am

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 11:44 am

UK's new secondary logo looks like two birds fucking missionary style, or a staple puller.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Feb 29, 2016 6:14 pm

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Thu Mar 24, 2016 7:15 am

What happens when you let twitter users teach a bot how to talk:

http://www.businessinsider.com/microsof ... ?r=UK&IR=T" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Thu May 19, 2016 1:00 pm

I saw this on some website as "Tweet Of The Day." I can't for the life of me make any sense of it. Anyone want to break that down for me?

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu May 19, 2016 1:03 pm

Add a ? after near.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Thu May 19, 2016 1:14 pm

rass wrote:Add a ? after near.

Who is experiencing confirmation bias? Him? Her? The fucking birds?

Moreta · Post by **Moreta** » Thu May 19, 2016 1:20 pm

Now I have the Carpenters stuck in my head.

Earworms with tiny hammers and saws are the worst.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu May 19, 2016 1:22 pm

Perhaps he was referring to the conclusion that the birds are appearing because they want to be close to (you).

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Thu May 19, 2016 1:26 pm

Yeah, that's not confirmation bias at all

howard · Post by **howard** » Thu May 19, 2016 1:28 pm

Moreta wrote:Now I have the Carpenters stuck in my head.

Earworms with tiny hammers and saws are the worst.

Forward to Superstar, and at least it is a good song that is stuck in your head.
Baby, baby, baby, baby oh baby

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Thu May 19, 2016 3:05 pm

Yeah, but once you start noticing that there are birds around when he is near, and then the next time you see him you notice the birds again, and you forget that birds are around all the fucking time.

Confirmation bias.

That French Guy · Post by **That French Guy** » Sat May 21, 2016 3:22 am

howard wrote:
Moreta wrote:Now I have the Carpenters stuck in my head.

Earworms with tiny hammers and saws are the worst.
Forward to Superstar, and at least it is a good song that is stuck in your head.
Baby, baby, baby, baby oh baby

The Sonic Youth cover from Juno sound track is one of my favorite songs ever

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun May 22, 2016 2:14 pm

The new Secretary of the Army is outstanding:

Post by **Sabo** » Thu Jun 02, 2016 7:58 am

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu Jun 02, 2016 9:38 am

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Jun 10, 2016 2:17 pm

Pruitt?

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Tue Jun 21, 2016 9:34 am

howard · Post by **howard** » Tue Jun 21, 2016 5:29 pm

Well, that settles that. (who ya gonna trust, Krugman or this guy?)

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Jun 30, 2016 2:51 pm

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Jun 30, 2016 6:15 pm

It was announced today that Nancy Grace is leaving Headline News later this year. A women who used to work for her had some awesome tweets about NG. Here are a few of them:

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Jun 30, 2016 7:49 pm

rass wrote:

Ever read something that makes you think the world is beyond hope?

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Fri Jul 01, 2016 10:55 am

Pruitt wrote:
rass wrote:
Ever read something that makes you think the world is beyond hope?

Pretty much every day.