The Great Goals thread
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Brad Davis..
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I don't think this should count unless he is rocking a Rene Higuita wig and gold chains
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Not a great goal...but nonlinear will appreciate.
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As an old keeper, that is a great goal.
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Not so great goal for Minnesota United..and not a way to impress English scouts
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Pretty impressive.
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Crazy FA Cup goal
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wlu_lax6 wrote:Not so great goal for Minnesota United..and not a way to impress English scouts
While I've never done this, it's a lot more common that folks might think. You wind up with that jai alai thing and think you can keep it cupped between your hand and wrist... And many times you can. Except, you know... When you can't.
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How is that offside?
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Deign - don't forget hockey offside is different than soccer offside!degenerasian wrote:How is that offside?
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Does the GK count against offside? If so, that's some bullshitsancarlos wrote:Deign - don't forget hockey offside is different than soccer offside!degenerasian wrote:How is that offside?
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sure but when the ball was played (pumped forward), the forward was way onside.sancarlos wrote:Deign - don't forget hockey offside is different than soccer offside!degenerasian wrote:How is that offside?
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And, in fact, if you read the caption, the play WAS ruled offside.
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Yeah, that's what Degen is talking about. He knows what was ruled, but doesn't think the guy was actually offside.Nonlinear FC wrote:And, in fact, if you read the caption, the play WAS ruled offside.
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1) I'm an idiot.
b) I watched that clip 5 or 6 times. There's no possible way you can tell from that clip, one way or the other.
b) I watched that clip 5 or 6 times. There's no possible way you can tell from that clip, one way or the other.
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Exactly. You can't see the last defender or the forward when the ball is kicked. How could you possible say he was "way onsides?" He may have held his run, but it's off camera. Either way, that goal not counting was the worst thing involving a kid named Dylan in Columbine High School history.Nonlinear FC wrote:
b) I watched that clip 5 or 6 times. There's no possible way you can tell from that clip, one way or the other.
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nice strike but the celebration is a winner
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not a goal but a sick touch. His hands don't even leave his pockets.
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Nacho...
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Since we don't have an awful goals thread, I thought I'd post this here.
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Note the time on the clock for this game in South Africa...also solid celebration
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This is a pretty awful penalty kick. It's from the Blackpool-Wycombe game for the JPL trophy (of whatever it's called these days).
On a side note, the official attendance was 776. Based on a short video I saw right before the match started, it looked like there were maybe 150 people in the stands.
On a side note, the official attendance was 776. Based on a short video I saw right before the match started, it looked like there were maybe 150 people in the stands.
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Kuznetsov's Jockstrapper the other night was nice. 3 angles in the link below
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Did Wycombe play an NFL fullback? The guy scoring after the terrible kick is massive.Sabo wrote:This is a pretty awful penalty kick. It's from the Blackpool-Wycombe game for the JPL trophy (of whatever it's called these days).
On a side note, the official attendance was 776. Based on a short video I saw right before the match started, it looked like there were maybe 150 people in the stands.
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He's their striker! The beast!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adebayo_Akinfenwa
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adebayo_Akinfenwa
Akinfenwa reportedly weighs around 16 stone (101 kg) and can bench press 200 kg, almost double his own body weight.He runs a clothing label called Beast Mode On which plays on his strong man reputation.
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Sabo wrote:This is a pretty awful penalty kick. It's from the Blackpool-Wycombe game for the JPL trophy (of whatever it's called these days).
On a side note, the official attendance was 776. Based on a short video I saw right before the match started, it looked like there were maybe 150 people in the stands.
Wait. Are we focused on the last kick, or the first in that clip where the goalie saves it and then slaps it into his own net?
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The latter.Nonlinear FC wrote:Sabo wrote:This is a pretty awful penalty kick. It's from the Blackpool-Wycombe game for the JPL trophy (of whatever it's called these days).
On a side note, the official attendance was 776. Based on a short video I saw right before the match started, it looked like there were maybe 150 people in the stands.
Wait. Are we focused on the last kick, or the first in that clip where the goalie saves it and then slaps it into his own net?
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Is that the guy Men in Blazers interviewed, because he was the only player with 99 rated strength in FIFA 16?degenerasian wrote:He's their striker! The beast!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adebayo_Akinfenwa
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New kickoff rules. I think every game should start this way
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Not a goal, but since we don't have a snooker thread, I thought I'd put it here.
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Wow, that was some perfect english on the ball!
I will always have a soft spot for snooker, because playing it was the one thing my father, my grandfather, and I would do together. They were both pretty good shooters in their day - my grandpa would scoff at the squared off pockets of a standard pool table. He said it made the game "too easy".
I will always have a soft spot for snooker, because playing it was the one thing my father, my grandfather, and I would do together. They were both pretty good shooters in their day - my grandpa would scoff at the squared off pockets of a standard pool table. He said it made the game "too easy".
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Painful, very painful
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