The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
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The motorcyclist is a massive dick, but the guy driving that car needs to let things go.
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People are such assholes.
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So what exactly did the motorcycle guy do that was so bad? Lane split at the light? Is that legal in Florida?
Either way, apparently that was enough for the red car guy to want to murder the dude by cutting him off with this car? Fucking A. What i can't believe is that he ever caught him after the motorcycle fucking flew down the road for a few minutes, splitting between a bunch of other cars. I can't even imagine what kind of driving red car guy was doing to keep up.
Either way, apparently that was enough for the red car guy to want to murder the dude by cutting him off with this car? Fucking A. What i can't believe is that he ever caught him after the motorcycle fucking flew down the road for a few minutes, splitting between a bunch of other cars. I can't even imagine what kind of driving red car guy was doing to keep up.
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Agreed.Shirley wrote:So what exactly did the motorcycle guy do that was so bad? Lane split at the light? Is that legal in Florida?
Either way, apparently that was enough for the red car guy to want to murder the dude by cutting him off with this car? Fucking A. What i can't believe is that he ever caught him after the motorcycle fucking flew down the road for a few minutes, splitting between a bunch of other cars. I can't even imagine what kind of driving red car guy was doing to keep up.
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So, is there a news story on this? Seems like there is another shoe to drop.
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Yeah, sorry. Forgot the h/t.sancarlos wrote:So, is there a news story on this? Seems like there is another shoe to drop.
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Not either....but this just belongs here
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"We're not the smartest people in the world. We go down the straightaway and turn left. That's literally what we do." -- Clint Bowyer
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That is the most perfect tweet ever.rass wrote:
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"We're not the smartest people in the world. We go down the straightaway and turn left. That's literally what we do." -- Clint Bowyer
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That one was easy.Brontoburglar wrote:highway backed up for five miles as shoppers rush to opening of outlet mall
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Easy? That type of shit happens here too!
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I guessed Ohio in about half a second. That's so Grove City Outlets. People would drive hours for outlet malls up in that region like I've never seen in Florida.
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Brontoburglar wrote:highway backed up for five miles as shoppers rush to opening of outlet mall
I feel like a loser, as I've never been to the VIP opening of a pretzel stand.At Auntie Anne's Pretzel Perfect, manager Tammy Showman lived up to her last name as she hawked "fresh, hot pretzels, and you can quote me on that," she said, chuckling.
"We spent weeks hiring staff and last night, we had a VIP opening," said Showman, who lives in Hebron.
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She looks like this guy.
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So the "victim" here threw wiper fluid at the suspect and then was also dumb enough to stop her car and get out after getting gas sprayed on her?
And yes on the mugshot.
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I just love the name of the store where this meeting of minds occurred:
Fifty-one-year-old Kimberly Brinton, of Meshoppen, faces a preliminary hearing July 12 on aggravated assault and other charges stemming from the encounter Thursday at the Mehoopany Dandy Mart, about 30 miles northwest of Scranton.
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This is just the type of shenanigans I would expect in Mehoopany.
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And then, fell and broke her arm!rass wrote:So the "victim" here threw wiper fluid at the suspect and then was also dumb enough to stop her car and get out after getting gas sprayed on her?
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Had to be terrifying laying on the ground with a broken arm, doused in gasoline, with that woman pissed off at you and smoking a cigarette.sancarlos wrote:And then, fell and broke her arm!rass wrote:So the "victim" here threw wiper fluid at the suspect and then was also dumb enough to stop her car and get out after getting gas sprayed on her?
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“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
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I will buy this list.
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The comments are worth reading.
BTW, that site is basically The Onion. It's all fake. Except for the comments, I think.
Totally Kafkaesque
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My lord, the comments.
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Winner.Judging by the comments, we got more dumb @ss people out there than previously thought
Leave politics out of this tragic event
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Guy Kills Flamingo at Busch Gardens
Well, scratch that off his "to do" list."According to witnesses, he threw the bird to the ground with such force that the bird's foot was nearly severed," the report said.
On Monday, Corrao posted to Facebook about a planned trip to a Tampa Bay Rays game with his two sons. He said they had box seats.
"all u can drink and eat free," he wrote. "i will be tepsy tonight."
His friends didn't seem pleased with the status update, telling him to "behave himself" and "make a good impression for your kids."
Corrao wrote, "I've never been to jail in Tampa."
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Truly some crazy shit. Presumably there are college kids that were just chillin with the fuker. Reminds me of the guy that used to barbeque with the guy that held those three ladies captive for years in cleveland.
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“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
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I hope The Sybian is ok
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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