Asking for a friend?mister d wrote:Has anyone ever had TJ's "red" juice and did it turn any of your output red?
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One milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard and in the darkness bind them.
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Oh yeah. Totally hypothetically for someone else I know.A_B wrote:Asking for a friend?
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If getting a terrible disease after using a product branded as RED isn't ironic, then fuck each and every one of you
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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this should be interesting. i'll update with a review after we make it.*
* if i survive.
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^^^^^on pins and needles!
And that was my lunch today...rass wrote:This stuff is the tits. I just stand in the kitchen and eat one chip at a time, squirting it on them directly from the bottle...
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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This stuff makes a mockery of other dips:

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I think we used to include Jungle Jim with the Trader Joe's discussion
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Jungle Jim's is one of my favorite places on the planet. I always make a stop every time I go back to Cincinnati.wlu_lax6 wrote:I think we used to include Jungle Jim with the Trader Joe's discussion
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Two of their chicken dinners came to me with under cooked chicken. Didn't notice it the first time and got food poisoning, looked more closely at the 2nd one and cooked the chicken more. Love their apple cider with pulp though.
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Amazon is coming for you big time. Price cuts start Monday at Whole Foods
http://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-s ... art-2017-8
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Feels like a mistake. Every time I go to a Wegman's or other supermarket, the comparable items are priced the same or higher. To cut prices, they're almost definitely going to have to cut quality and 100% of the people who shop there do so for the (perceived?) higher quality.
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WF's quality is largely a matter of perception. There's probably plenty of room to cut down their margin. Also, they're shifting more focus toward prepared foods and in-store dining (because millennials). I'm curious to see how those fare in any price reductions (I'm guessing they won't drop much.)
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I think the big news is they're going to integrate discounts for Prime members and integrate Prime as the "shopping club" for accumulating credit, presumably anywhere on Amazon.com or for WF items. It's not going to be anything spectacular but if you already buy some of your stuff there and you're Amazon Prime, then you're likely to save some money.
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My brother (who works for WF) wants to get the F out since the merger was announced.
He believes that they'll lose the benefits and salary that make WF a good place to work.
He believes that they'll lose the benefits and salary that make WF a good place to work.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Rush2112 wrote:My brother (who works for WF) wants to get the F out since the merger was announced.
He believes that they'll lose the benefits and salary that make WF a good place to work.
Yeah, I'd bet on that.
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P.D.X. wrote:Also, they're shifting more focus toward prepared foods and in-store dining (because millennials).
This part I hate. Let the lazies go to Trader Joe's and the restaurant here went from just fine normal stuff to an inexplicable BBQ theme.
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mister d wrote:P.D.X. wrote:Also, they're shifting more focus toward prepared foods and in-store dining (because millennials).
This part I hate. Let the lazies go to Trader Joe's and the restaurant here went from just fine normal stuff to an inexplicable BBQ theme.
The Whole Foods within walking distance of my apartment already has in store dining, a patio, and beer on tap. Plus I already have Prime. So that'll be awesome and interesting.
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I actually cancelled Prime yesterday so that'll end up lasting for a few weeks.
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Prime is maybe the one optional financial purchase in my household that's a no-brainer. We get our money back on that in free shipping alone. Add in streaming music and video and it's a must have.
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Ooh, sounds good. You got me completely hooked on the Green Dragon hot sauce. I use that in everything.
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Still love the Green Dragon.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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And it goes with everything! It's perfect with Mexican and Asian food.
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Came home for lunch today and my kids couldn’t wait to tell me, with the urgency of a 911 call, that TJs started charging $.99 for their drink and food samples.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
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Your kids urgency was appropriate. Fuck. That.Ryan wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:57 am Came home for lunch today and my kids couldn’t wait to tell me, with the urgency of a 911 call, that TJs started charging $.99 for their drink and food samples.
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And some idiot will present findings that a greater percentage of samplers end up buying the product after instituting this policy.
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Just returned from a trip to our local Trader Joe’s. I’m pleased to report that the samples I enjoyed were FREE!Ryan wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:57 am Came home for lunch today and my kids couldn’t wait to tell me, with the urgency of a 911 call, that TJs started charging $.99 for their drink and food samples.
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Damn socialists in California.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Big Trader Joes news!
No sign of a snack fee this morning
No sign of a snack fee this morning
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Don't know where to drop this, but while LaCroix really, really sucks, Waterloo is actually good.
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You can drop dead. (some flavors of) LaCroix are the best. I almost never drink soda anymore.mister d wrote: Thu Jul 26, 2018 8:54 am Don't know where to drop this, but while LaCroix really, really sucks, Waterloo is actually good.
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"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
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You consider sparkling water and soda the same thing? Is this like a soda/pop thing?
Should I have explained that I rarely drink sugary soda? Is that a different category?
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"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
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Hmmm ... I think they're all fizzy drinks, so the soda vs flavored sparkling water line is drawn based on sweetness, if that makes sense.