Godless III - Completing The Trinity
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I just want someone to flood the place to see if it's all bullshit or not, honestly.
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I'll have the Ham, Sham and Yafet on rye, hold the mayo.
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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I'll take two of everything.
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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Republican Congressman Says God Will 'Take Care Of' Climate Change
So a Christian version of Inshallah, basically. Religion is fucking retarded.
So a Christian version of Inshallah, basically. Religion is fucking retarded.
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That's nothing new. I don't know a Christian who doesn't think everything is a result of God's will. Except earthquakes...that's the homos' fault.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Yup. God will keep us safe until someone (else) dies and then that was just god's will. If you really think about it, global warming would be a good thing because massive flooding could result in millions of people being "in a better place".
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What about the tornadoes that hit the bible belt on a regular basis? Who gets the blame for those?Jerloma wrote:That's nothing new. I don't know a Christian who doesn't think everything is a result of God's will. Except earthquakes...that's the homos' fault.
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I was at a funeral yesterday and their version of heaven sounds terrible. I don't want to sing hymns with god. If there's a heaven, I want it to be full of beer, grass, big booty women, and Family Guy reruns. Is that so much to ask?
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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And maybe a Bills' Super Bowl win?
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I left out that in my heaven the Bills gave up after Bubba McDowell's pick 6 and the Oilers go on to win the Super Bowl.Pruitt wrote:And maybe a Bills' Super Bowl win?
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Yeah, I want to go to Giff's heaven. (but, Rick and Morty instead of Family Guy).Giff wrote:I was at a funeral yesterday and their version of heaven sounds terrible. I don't want to sing hymns with god. If there's a heaven, I want it to be full of beer, grass, big booty women, and Family Guy reruns. Is that so much to ask?
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Same, but maybe petite girls (especially my wife! (who I hope doesn't die!!)) and live sports. And music for when I don't want to watch TV. And twitter.
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Giff wrote:I left out that in my heaven the Bills gave up after Bubba McDowell's pick 6 and the Oilers go on to win the Super Bowl.Pruitt wrote:And maybe a Bills' Super Bowl win?
You know, that game - which I've seen pretty much every year for the past two decades - almost makes up for the Norwood miss and the 3 blow outs in the Super Bowl.
(Sorry)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOWgcPyaq4U
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Ryan Adams had a few different funny shirts for sale at his concert. The guy next to me got this one. I took a photo of it.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Scotus decided today 7-2 that churches can be eligible for public grants as long as they are using the $ for "secular" purposes. Welcome to the most slippery slope ever.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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A slight exaggeration, but I have never wanted someone to get arrested on either child porn or meth trafficking charges as much as I do this guy.rass wrote:
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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This interview is infuriating and holy shit is Tucker Carlson the worst.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzGrGjUosyU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzGrGjUosyU
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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According to retweets, Tucker Carlson has used the phrases "going to toilet" and "private parts" in the last few days. He's the worst.
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Mother, Alicia Zeek's reacted to the image with confusion, "When they gave it to us... Umm, to me, it's Jesus. And it looks like Jesus."
Father, Zac Smith also confused by what he was seeing, "this is distinct-- I mean, there's another face looking at my daughter!"
http://fox43.com/2017/08/22/spiritual-s ... o-you-see/
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Looks more like David Crosby to me. But not sure what the theological implications of David Crosby being in your womb are.
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brian wrote:Looks more like David Crosby to me. But not sure what the theological implications of David Crosby being in your womb are.
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Totally Kafkaesque
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I didn't know who John Abercrombie was until he died yesterday but that's very clearly John Abercrombie passing through this lady's womb.
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I see this dapper gentleman:
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Holy shit and a fucking lawyer ran with it.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Jerloma wrote:Mother, Alicia Zeek's reacted to the image with confusion, "When they gave it to us... Umm, to me, it's Jesus. And it looks like Jesus."
Father, Zac Smith also confused by what he was seeing, "this is distinct-- I mean, there's another face looking at my daughter!"
http://fox43.com/2017/08/22/spiritual-s ... o-you-see/
Three thoughts:
1) That is Manson. And even if it is mini-Jesus, why is he wearing a shirt in the womb?
2) The story was on a segment entitled "Feel Good With Fox43" and not a report with "Oddities" in the title.
3) The pregnant woman was introduced as "an expecting mother."
So this story is an affront to both reason and the English language.
And what do you want to bet that the ultrasound image will be for sale on t-shirts and mugs any day now?
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Jerloma wrote:Holy shit and a fucking lawyer ran with it.
Well, the check cleared, so...
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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This is hysterical.
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Fantastic summary!
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Pruitt wrote:Fantastic summary!
Good job?
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I would read that version of the bible.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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Check out these snowflakes.
I would think the school should also be apologizing to people who believe in unicorns.
I would think the school should also be apologizing to people who believe in unicorns.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Isn't that why they are exempt from taxes? Because they provide help in their communities?
Totally Kafkaesque
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The 11 year came back from spending the weekend with the in-laws and has a new book. He introduced it as "pop-pop is telling me these stories are real, but they aren't".
I think one of the books from this series will be a good response to round out his experiences.
I think one of the books from this series will be a good response to round out his experiences.
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Pruitt wrote:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/906320446882271232
What about the Mosques?
What does he mean by (just like others)? Is he intentionally trying to fan the flames of Christian Oppression, insinuating Churches are treated different than "others" and being denied funds "others" are getting?
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testuser2 wrote:The 11 year came back from spending the weekend with the in-laws and has a new book. He introduced it as "pop-pop is telling me these stories are real, but they aren't".
I think one of the books from this series will be a good response to round out his experiences.
Here's another one with some of the same source material, but a slightly different take on the whole thing.
Maybe not 100% appropriate for an 11-year-old.
Totally Kafkaesque