MLB - August 2013 Thread

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howard wrote:
Icepenis wrote:Pitcher wins are stupid.
One day, even Joe Morgan will understand this simple truth.

Joe Morgan will bitterly cling to his wins and losses to his dying day.
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Icepenis wrote:
howard wrote:
Icepenis wrote:Pitcher wins are stupid.
One day, even Joe Morgan will understand this simple truth.

Joe Morgan will bitterly cling to his wins and losses to his dying day.
I'm sure he still thinks Billy Beane wrote "Moneyball".
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May be a good brawl in the Braves/Nats game tonight. Bryce Harper showboated a bit after a homer last weekend in Washington, and was subsequently plunked. Dugouts emptied, but no real fireworks.

Last night in Atlanta, Braves pitchers hit him twice, and almost a third time. J. Upton hit a walkoff in the 10th to end it. Ray Knight on the Nats broadcast was openly calling for Nats pitchers to plunk Upton today.
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Yard of Junk wrote:May be a good brawl in the Braves/Nats game tonight. Bryce Harper showboated a bit after a homer last weekend in Washington, and was subsequently plunked. Dugouts emptied, but no real fireworks.

Last night in Atlanta, Braves pitchers hit him twice, and almost a third time. J. Upton hit a walkoff in the 10th to end it. Ray Knight on the Nats broadcast was openly calling for Nats pitchers to plunk Upton today.
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Yard of Junk wrote:May be a good brawl in the Braves/Nats game tonight. Bryce Harper showboated a bit after a homer last weekend in Washington, and was subsequently plunked. Dugouts emptied, but no real fireworks.

Last night in Atlanta, Braves pitchers hit him twice, and almost a third time. J. Upton hit a walkoff in the 10th to end it. Ray Knight on the Nats broadcast was openly calling for Nats pitchers to plunk Upton today.
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Miguel Cabrera walks off the Royals in the bottom if the ninth. He's just ridiculous.
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DSafetyGuy wrote:Miguel Cabrera walks off the Royals in the bottom if the ninth. He's just ridiculous.
He's good at baseball.
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DSafetyGuy wrote:Miguel Cabrera walks off the Royals in the bottom if the ninth. He's just ridiculous.
He's good at baseball.
I honestly expected him to hit that home run tonight.
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Why would you pitch to him?
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AB_skin_test wrote:Why would you pitch to him?
If I'm remembering it right, the pitch he hit wasn't a "bad" pitch. It was outer third, maybe even almost out of the strike zone. The problem with Cabrera is that he can hit just about any kind of pitch anywhere.
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Middle plate just below belt high? Somewhere around there? (Great timing in the switch room to get one of the Royals spitting.) And over the opposite field fence? Yowsa.

Don't wanna jinx anyone but . . . y'know? The Dodgers and Tigers have never once met in post-season play.
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Hit a 2 run HR in his first pitch today too. Guy's just not human.
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Looks like fielding well will finally be required in order to win a Gold Glove.

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Baby steps....last year McCutchen won a gold glove by being fast, hitting well, and playing bad defense.
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astros just fucking with baseball at this point. lets let the catcher pitch...that'd be cool right?
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TT2.0 wrote:astros just fucking with baseball at this point. lets let the catcher pitch...that'd be cool right?
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So Ichiro. Absolutely first ballot Hall of Famer, right?
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He'd get my vote.
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TT2.0 wrote:astros just fucking with baseball at this point. lets let the catcher pitch...that'd be cool right?
They just show that even a change of leagues isn't a solution to having a lousy farm system and trading away your best prospects while hoping for the future.
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They're rebuilding the right way in my opinion. At least they're being honest with their fans about what they're doing. Compare that with the Phillies for example who are basically fucked for the rest of the decade most likely.
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Trouble with the Astros is they've stripped their farm system of the better players and what's left ain't much. The Phillies have a shot of .500 by the end of the season. Astros, maybe by 2018.
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brian wrote:So Ichiro. Absolutely first ballot Hall of Famer, right?
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Marlins do it the wrong way yet still will somehow be really good in like 2 years.
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Baron Von Esslingen wrote:Trouble with the Astros is they've stripped their farm system of the better players and what's left ain't much. The Phillies have a shot of .500 by the end of the season. Astros, maybe by 2018.
You obviously haven't been following the Astros farm system the last couple years. They have already made tremendous strides and are now at least top-10 by most accounts, I've seen it ranked top 5 even. Only the Giants system has a better winning % this season, their top MLB-ready prospect is sporting 36 HRs and 39 SB in AA/AAA this season, and had five prospects on Baseball America's midseason prospect update. They have stocked their farm system the last two drafts and will have one more where they have the top pick in every single round. There is no way they're five years away from .500.
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And even if the Phillies make it to .500 this season, whoop-de-freaking-do. They'll still be 12 games out of a playoff spot with little to no chance of contending in the NL East for the better part of the rest of the decade. I'd much rather be an Astros fan than a Phillies fan at this point.
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Halos are probably more f'd than the Phillies. They have absolutely nothing in the minors, with an old and expensive 25-man roster. Thankfully they also have the best player in baseball.
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Matt Harvey became the 1st pitcher to give up 2 or less runs and 13 or more hits and lose in 50+ years. And of course the last guy to do it (in 1962) was also a Met.
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Definitely time for face-down drunk Mr Met to make his appearance.
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That 9th inning last night was AMAZIN'.
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But hey, at least the Mets' Triple A affiliate is in first place.
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Their batting averages are high, but their ERA is atrocious.

Can't really get a good read on them, as LV is like Denver for AAA.
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kranepool wrote:Their batting averages are high, but their ERA is atrocious.

Can't really get a good read on them, as LV is like Denver for AAA.
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Dammit. I have tickets for the Sept. 6 Mets-Indians game and was hoping to see Harvey pitch. Guess I'll have to wait a few years.
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Mets trade Marlon Byrd to Pirates. I'm assuming they didn't give anything worthwhile up, which if so, good deal for the Pirates.

Also, the Mets traded Byrd on Marlon Byrd T-shirt night at Citi Field, which just like....Mets, man.
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A 2B prospect who is a decent prospect but at least 4 or so years away.
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Considering how cheap his contract is, I'm kinda shocked Byrd cleared waivers. Seems like someone would have claimed him if only to block him going to a competing team.
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brian wrote:Considering how cheap his contract is, I'm kinda shocked Byrd cleared waivers. Seems like someone would have claimed him if only to block him going to a competing team.


It really does not make any sense that the Reds let it happen.

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Gunpowder wrote:
brian wrote:Considering how cheap his contract is, I'm kinda shocked Byrd cleared waivers. Seems like someone would have claimed him if only to block him going to a competing team.


It really does not make any sense that the Reds let it happen.

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