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I cannot get over the waist circumference of his pants
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The Sybian wrote:Chris Christie
Matt Foley
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Brontoburglar wrote:I cannot get over the waist circumference of his pants
But his gut can. Keep in mind, Christie had a lap band surgery several years ago. He used to be much larger. Looking for a picture, it appears he lost a significant amount of weight around 2014, but put a lot of it back on. According to a Daily Mail article at the nadir of Christie's weight, "experts believe he weighs between 230 and 330 pounds." WTF? You need an "expert" to estimate a man's weight within a 100 pound range? I can do that without even seeing a picture of someone. That French Guy weighs between 130-230 pounds. Nailed it!

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yeah, based on that sentence they didn't ask anyone. they just guessed.
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Because it's taboo to discuss such things, from what I can tell.
I remember when people were like "he's too fat to be president" and the reaction was visceral because 1) body shaming and 2) you aren't his doctor, so you know nothing of his health.
But even Stevie Wonder can see that that guy is overweight as fuck. He needs gastric bypass surgery.
I remember when people were like "he's too fat to be president" and the reaction was visceral because 1) body shaming and 2) you aren't his doctor, so you know nothing of his health.
But even Stevie Wonder can see that that guy is overweight as fuck. He needs gastric bypass surgery.
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Well, Stevie Wonder isn't blind.
My boss' boss is Chris Christie who is 150 lbs lighter and works in a software company.
My boss' boss is Chris Christie who is 150 lbs lighter and works in a software company.
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Johnnie wrote:Because it's taboo to discuss such things, from what I can tell.
I remember when people were like "he's too fat to be president" and the reaction was visceral because 1) body shaming and 2) you aren't his doctor, so you know nothing of his health.
But even Stevie Wonder can see that that guy is overweight as fuck. He needs gastric bypass surgery.
he's already had lap band surgery
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Brontoburglar wrote:Johnnie wrote:Because it's taboo to discuss such things, from what I can tell.
I remember when people were like "he's too fat to be president" and the reaction was visceral because 1) body shaming and 2) you aren't his doctor, so you know nothing of his health.
But even Stevie Wonder can see that that guy is overweight as fuck. He needs gastric bypass surgery.
he's already had lap band surgery
There's a difference. My brother had gastric bypass. He's lost and kept off a lot of weight.
http://www.dayonehealth.com/what-is-the ... ic-bypass/
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The Sybian wrote:According to a Daily Mail article at the nadir of Christie's weight, "experts believe he weighs between 230 and 330 pounds." WTF? You need an "expert" to estimate a man's weight within a 100 pound range? I can do that without even seeing a picture of someone. That French Guy weighs between 130-230 pounds. Nailed it!
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You're not wrong, but semantics aside all of these procedures (including just diet and exercise) work if the person having the procedure follows the post-surgical protocol. I don't think Christie ever had any interest in anything other than a quick fix which is why either of the procedures fail.
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brian wrote:You're not wrong, but semantics aside all of these procedures (including just diet and exercise) work if the person having the procedure follows the post-surgical protocol. I don't think Christie ever had any interest in anything other than a quick fix which is why either of the procedures fail.
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Brontoburglar wrote:I cannot get over the waist circumference of his pants
Try
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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The Sybian wrote:Brontoburglar wrote:I cannot get over the waist circumference of his pants
But his gut can. Keep in mind, Christie had a lap band surgery several years ago. He used to be much larger. Looking for a picture, it appears he lost a significant amount of weight around 2014, but put a lot of it back on. According to a Daily Mail article at the nadir of Christie's weight, "experts believe he weighs between 230 and 330 pounds." WTF? You need an "expert" to estimate a man's weight within a 100 pound range? I can do that without even seeing a picture of someone. That French Guy weighs between 130-230 pounds. Nailed it!

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I don't see that at all.
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