Ryan wrote:Harry Dean Stanton isn't the guy from Night Court
Two Night Court references I've read tonight. Gonna try to find my favorite episode.
I was just listening to a podcast and his when his name came up, one of the comedians (but clearly not joking) said, "and he was great at magic, right?"
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
Two mules can’t procreate with each other. Since a mule is a donkey/horse combo, they have an extra chromosome which prevents them from being able to breed with each other.
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
bfj wrote:Two mules can’t procreate with each other. Since a mule is a donkey/horse combo, they have an extra chromosome which prevents them from being able to breed with each other.
A nickname like that is almost worthy of our baseball league.
Time magazine listed them as one of the worst college mascot names Santa Cruz Banana Slugs U of HI Rainbow Warriors NYU Violets MIT Engineers Pace Setters St. Louis College of Pharmacy Eutectics Long Beach State Dirtbags Grays Harbor Chokers U of Evansville Purple Aces Evergreen Stated Geoducks
The other night, on TCM, I watched the awesome 1950 Humphrey Bogart/Gloria Grahame movie, In a Lonely Place. The great host of TCM's Noir Alley, Eddie Muller discussed the picture afterwards, and related this story:
...In June, 1948, Grahame married her second husband, director Nicholas Ray. They divorced in 1952... Grahame's fourth and final marriage was to actor Anthony "Tony" Ray, the son of her second husband Nicholas Ray and his first wife Jean Evans. Anthony Ray was her former stepson. Their relationship reportedly began when Tony Ray was 13 years old and Grahame was still married to his father (which effectively ended the marriage when Nicholas Ray caught the two in bed together).
sancarlos wrote:The other night, on TCM, I watched the awesome 1950 Humphrey Bogart/Gloria Grahame movie, In a Lonely Place. The great host of TCM's Noir Alley, Eddie Muller discussed the picture afterwards, and related this story:
...In June, 1948, Grahame married her second husband, director Nicholas Ray. They divorced in 1952... Grahame's fourth and final marriage was to actor Anthony "Tony" Ray, the son of her second husband Nicholas Ray and his first wife Jean Evans. Anthony Ray was her former stepson. Their relationship reportedly began when Tony Ray was 13 years old and Grahame was still married to his father (which effectively ended the marriage when Nicholas Ray caught the two in bed together).
That was a really good movie. Bogie really was amazing.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
sancarlos wrote:The other night, on TCM, I watched the awesome 1950 Humphrey Bogart/Gloria Grahame movie, In a Lonely Place. The great host of TCM's Noir Alley, Eddie Muller discussed the picture afterwards, and related this story:
...In June, 1948, Grahame married her second husband, director Nicholas Ray. They divorced in 1952... Grahame's fourth and final marriage was to actor Anthony "Tony" Ray, the son of her second husband Nicholas Ray and his first wife Jean Evans. Anthony Ray was her former stepson. Their relationship reportedly began when Tony Ray was 13 years old and Grahame was still married to his father (which effectively ended the marriage when Nicholas Ray caught the two in bed together).
That shit happens all the time on Pornhub.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
sancarlos wrote:The other night, on TCM, I watched the awesome 1950 Humphrey Bogart/Gloria Grahame movie, In a Lonely Place. The great host of TCM's Noir Alley, Eddie Muller discussed the picture afterwards, and related this story:
...In June, 1948, Grahame married her second husband, director Nicholas Ray. They divorced in 1952... Grahame's fourth and final marriage was to actor Anthony "Tony" Ray, the son of her second husband Nicholas Ray and his first wife Jean Evans. Anthony Ray was her former stepson. Their relationship reportedly began when Tony Ray was 13 years old and Grahame was still married to his father (which effectively ended the marriage when Nicholas Ray caught the two in bed together).
Feel like there is some lawsuit involving the university and "Batman: The Animated Series" for copyright violation, but not sure who is on which side of the aisle.
And, not sure why Long Beach State is listed with their baseball team's unofficial nickname instead of the actual mascot name, the 49ers.
“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
Johnny Carwash wrote:I had no idea until today (thanks Sirius radio) that the shitty Sunday Night Football song was based off a Joan Jett song from the '80s.
I think the current one is a Miranda Lambert/Carrie Underwood knockoff. The old one was the Joan Jett Joint.
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
The D-III City University of New York Athletic Conference is made up of 9 schools from NYC including Medgar Evars College and the John Jay College of Criminal Justice. And then for baseball, they get one associate member - the University of Maine at Presque Isle.
And people think a European NFL team wouldn't work
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
I didn't know until around this summer that women can't crap if there's another woman in the bathroom. I've been trying to convince The Woman to just quit putzing around and go, but she keeps saying she can't break the code.
My avatar corresponds on my place in the Swamp posting list with the all-time Home Run list. Number 45 is Paul Konerko with 439.
L-Jam3 wrote:I didn't know until around this summer that women can't crap if there's another woman in the bathroom. I've been trying to convince The Woman to just quit putzing around and go, but she keeps saying she can't break the code.
YES! The idea of crapping and having that crap make noises while exiting is appalling to my wife. She is floored by the fact that I will sit in a public bathroom and dump with other people in the bathroom.
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
L-Jam3 wrote:I didn't know until around this summer that women can't crap if there's another woman in the bathroom. I've been trying to convince The Woman to just quit putzing around and go, but she keeps saying she can't break the code.
YES! The idea of crapping and having that crap make noises while exiting is appalling to my wife. She is floored by the fact that I will sit in a public bathroom and dump with other people in the bathroom.
Whats the point of shitting if you don't force someone else to smell it?
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
-Pruitt
Rest in piece, but I remember Bensell posting that he never shit in a public restroom if he could help it. I forget who, but somebody else said “me too” to that, I think.
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sancarlos wrote:Rest in piece, but I remember Bensell posting that he never shit in a public restroom if he could help it. I forget who, but somebody else said “me too” to that, I think.
May have been me. I can take a dump at the gym but that's it - except in the every rare case of an emergency.
My issue lately is pissing. Doesn't matter if I take a leak before I take the dog to the park. Within 10 minutes, I have to go again. Washrooms are closed for the season, so I am becoming an expert on finding secluded trees to piss behind. (It is a large but very busy park).
Sad to think that I am well on my way to old manhood.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
sancarlos wrote:Rest in piece, but I remember Bensell posting that he never shit in a public restroom if he could help it. I forget who, but somebody else said “me too” to that, I think.
Me.
“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
sancarlos wrote:Rest in piece, but I remember Bensell posting that he never shit in a public restroom if he could help it. I forget who, but somebody else said “me too” to that, I think.
May have been me. I can take a dump at the gym but that's it - except in the every rare case of an emergency.
My issue lately is pissing. Doesn't matter if I take a leak before I take the dog to the park. Within 10 minutes, I have to go again. Washrooms are closed for the season, so I am becoming an expert on finding secluded trees to piss behind. (It is a large but very busy park).
Sad to think that I am well on my way to old manhood.
Uh, oh. Get that prostate tested. And get some Depends.
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
-Pruitt
Giff wrote:I learned this morning that waking up with a hangover the morning after your team wins the World Series makes said hangover much more bearable.
Amazing how that works.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
Giff wrote:I learned this morning that waking up with a hangover the morning after your team wins the World Series makes said hangover much more bearable.
Amazing how that works.
I wouldn't know. My last sports title was 1986. I was 10. I vaguely remember the Isles winning the 1983 Stanley cup, but I was too young to understand why they were dumping cans of Bud on each other.
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
-Pruitt
sancarlos wrote:Rest in piece, but I remember Bensell posting that he never shit in a public restroom if he could help it. I forget who, but somebody else said “me too” to that, I think.
May have been me. I can take a dump at the gym but that's it - except in the every rare case of an emergency.
My issue lately is pissing. Doesn't matter if I take a leak before I take the dog to the park. Within 10 minutes, I have to go again. Washrooms are closed for the season, so I am becoming an expert on finding secluded trees to piss behind. (It is a large but very busy park).
Sad to think that I am well on my way to old manhood.
Uh, oh. Get that prostate tested. And get some Depends.
I get that thing poked every year (by a doctor!)
Not at the Depends stage. It's a morning coffee issue. I swear.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
I hear you Pruitt. As I age, my need for regular piss breaks continues to increase. In public places, I tend to go whenever we pass a decent restroom, even if I don't really have to go, because I know I'll need to go later and might not have as good of access at that time. I think it's a prostate thing and coffee seems to make it worse. I drink a lot of coffee.
Sad thing is that it will get even worse. My father is 82 and when he has to go, he has to go NOW. He is too damned stubborn/proud to wear Depends or something like that, so I've been with him a few times when his' pissed his pants for lack of a near enough restroom.
Albert Brooks (Simpsons, Marlin from Finding Nemo, etc) is the professoinal name for Albert Lawrence Einstein. His brother is Bob Einstein who most people know as Super Dave Osborne or Marty Funkhouser.
wlu_lax6 wrote:Albert Brooks (Simpsons, Marlin from Finding Nemo, etc) is the professoinal name for Albert Lawrence Einstein. His brother is Bob Einstein who most people know as Super Dave Osborne or Marty Funkhouser.