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I reached a point about ten years ago when my own farts made me want to vomit. That must be a true sign of aging,.Johnnie wrote:I can clear out a room. Mine have gotten worse with age.
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So unfair. The day that happens, I'm printing out the "Random thoughts/images/shit that makes you feel old" thread and choking on it.Pruitt wrote:I reached a point about ten years ago when my own farts made me want to vomit. That must be a true sign of aging,.Johnnie wrote:I can clear out a room. Mine have gotten worse with age.
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Washroom smells are one of the main reasons that passion goes out of a relationship.rass wrote:So unfair. The day that happens, I'm printing out the "Random thoughts/images/shit that makes you feel old" thread and choking on it.Pruitt wrote:I reached a point about ten years ago when my own farts made me want to vomit. That must be a true sign of aging,.Johnnie wrote:I can clear out a room. Mine have gotten worse with age.
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Right up there with calling it a washroom, I expect.Pruitt wrote:Washroom smells are one of the main reasons that passion goes out of a relationship.rass wrote:So unfair. The day that happens, I'm printing out the "Random thoughts/images/shit that makes you feel old" thread and choking on it.Pruitt wrote:I reached a point about ten years ago when my own farts made me want to vomit. That must be a true sign of aging,.Johnnie wrote:I can clear out a room. Mine have gotten worse with age.
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The phrase "I once got busy in a Burger King washroom" certainly lacks something.
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Sounds like DSG has a story for us.DSafetyGuy wrote:The phrase "I once got busy in a Burger King washroom" certainly lacks something.
I never felt so American as I did the day, years ago, when a couple of my Canadian cousins chided me for saying bathroom instead of washroom.
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This is so so good.sancarlos wrote:Sounds like DSG has a story for us.DSafetyGuy wrote:The phrase "I once got busy in a Burger King washroom" certainly lacks something.
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This thread is a roller coaster.A_B wrote:This is so so good.sancarlos wrote:Sounds like DSG has a story for us.DSafetyGuy wrote:The phrase "I once got busy in a Burger King washroom" certainly lacks something.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I have now been corrected on this three times in my life. Once in Boston when I was a teenager, once when I submitted a script which had a scene in a "washroom," and just now.sancarlos wrote:Sounds like DSG has a story for us.DSafetyGuy wrote:The phrase "I once got busy in a Burger King washroom" certainly lacks something.
I never felt so American as I did the day, years ago, when a couple of my Canadian cousins chided me for saying bathroom instead of washroom.
But when you think about it, "washroom" makes a lot more sense than "bathroom." Because (in theory), a person always washes when in that room, but not all of the rooms have a bath.
Now, should we talk about the odours that are present in a washroom?
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I was taught French is "le double-vay ce", short for "water closet"... which in that case, shouldn't it be "Le Cee d'eau"?
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In Quebec it was always "toilette" or more formally, "Salle des bains."L-Jam3 wrote:I was taught French is "le double-vay ce", short for "water closet"... which in that case, shouldn't it be "Le Cee d'eau"?
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That's why I call it the shitter.Pruitt wrote: But when you think about it, "washroom" makes a lot more sense than "bathroom." Because (in theory), a person always washes when in that room, but not all of the rooms have a bath.
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Reddit-speak for Think I Fucked Up.
I'm not sure why the post was removed. The gist is that this guy's buddy emailed him a recorded fart and tricked him into playing it at work. To get the guy back, he recorded every morning fart for a year. After sending it to his coworker, he accidentally then sent it to everyone in his company.
I'm not sure why the post was removed. The gist is that this guy's buddy emailed him a recorded fart and tricked him into playing it at work. To get the guy back, he recorded every morning fart for a year. After sending it to his coworker, he accidentally then sent it to everyone in his company.
Totally Kafkaesque
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So my in-laws were visiting this weekend. Yesterday, I walked into the family room to where my son was working on a school project and I heard him releasing a low, rumbling fart that didn't seem to end. After a couple of seconds, I was just going to admonish him for doing that in front of his grandparents, when my mother-in-law chimed in "ooh, excuse me <nervous laugh>." The fart continued through her apology and then for another couple of seconds. Never heard anything like it.
Impressively, nobody in the family laughed, although I had to excuse myself to go out on the balcony for a few minutes. My wife told my son later how proud she was of him for not laughing - and then we all laughed for about 10 minutes.
Impressively, nobody in the family laughed, although I had to excuse myself to go out on the balcony for a few minutes. My wife told my son later how proud she was of him for not laughing - and then we all laughed for about 10 minutes.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Littlest BFJ's bus drops him at my office every day after school. He and I were taking the elevator down to the garage where I park and clearly the person who had gotten off the floor before us had some very serious GI distress. It was the longest flight down two stories, ever. My kid was cracking up the whole time. He then proceeds to tell the story of the gross elevator to his brother and his mother, while cracking up. This is my son with autism and communication isn't his strong suit. For him to be able to tell a story, in order, without taking breaks to come up with the right words is quite a feat for him. All it took was a guy/woman possibly shitting themselves in the elevator to bring it out in him.
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bfj wrote:Littlest BFJ's bus drops him at my office every day after school. He and I were taking the elevator down to the garage where I park and clearly the person who had gotten off the floor before us had some very serious GI distress. It was the longest flight down two stories, ever. My kid was cracking up the whole time. He then proceeds to tell the story of the gross elevator to his brother and his mother, while cracking up. This is my son with autism and communication isn't his strong suit. For him to be able to tell a story, in order, without taking breaks to come up with the right words is quite a feat for him. All it took was a guy/woman possibly shitting themselves in the elevator to bring it out in him.
Farts are amazing. Great story.
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