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Bettis was a real asshole.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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govmentchedda wrote:Bettis was a real asshole.
So was his cat.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Norm: Sir, did I ever tell you I was in the Coast Guard?
Captain Howe: Coast Guard, huh? Well you must be very proud, Miss.
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Oh, bullshit. Greatest cat ever.
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Why did I get the car washed a couple of days ago?
It looks like a salt block again.
It looks like a salt block again.
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I think Tracy Ellis Ross is hot as hell.
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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Diana Ross's daughter.
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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I did not know that!
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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I typically have yogurt, granola, and fruit for breakfast. I forgot to add fruit this AM. It sort of sucks without the fruit.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Anyone have any good quiche puns?
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Found out the husband of a girl I grew up with committed suicide this week. They've been together since high school (he was a couple years older than us) and we run into them all the time. I know it's said a lot in these situations because no one ever really knows what demons people are fighting in their heads or what other contributing factors there are, but I'm just in complete shock because he seemed like such a proud husband and father. It's also eerie in the similarities to my brother-in-law last year. Two awesome kids doing great in school, a high school sweetheart, watched a movie with the family the night before, and drove to work the next morning to shoot themselves in their truck. Fuck man, why?
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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AB really wanted to get that pun in.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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quiche-y does it
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Quiche n' Chong
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That is oeuf-ful.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Before this gets trampled any further, let me just say this is terrible news for your friend and her kids, who I'm guessing are all named Lorraine?Giff wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:46 pm Found out the husband of a girl I grew up with committed suicide this week. They've been together since high school (he was a couple years older than us) and we run into them all the time. I know it's said a lot in these situations because no one ever really knows what demons people are fighting in their heads or what other contributing factors there are, but I'm just in complete shock because he seemed like such a proud husband and father. It's also eerie in the similarities to my brother-in-law last year. Two awesome kids doing great in school, a high school sweetheart, watched a movie with the family the night before, and drove to work the next morning to shoot themselves in their truck. Fuck man, why?
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Oh jeez - I just looked back a few postings and didn't intend to make light of what happened.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Just man up and say you're sorry instead of scrambling around like this.
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Sorry I poached your topic there Giff.
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Jesus - the blood rushed to my face and I was writing a sincere comment before I reread what you wrote.
Then I spent 5 minutes trying to top it, but no dice.
What I came to post was a question - why is every woman who appears in pornography called a "porn star?" There are no "porn character actors" or "porn supporting actors."
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Now that you albumention it, that's a great idea.
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A guy I work with was on his honeymoon last week...in Hawaii. So yeah, they were sitting having brunch when the missile alert went off.
He said they just said "Well...guess its time for more cocktails" and toasted each other.
He said they just said "Well...guess its time for more cocktails" and toasted each other.
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Hamilton is coming to Denver this Spring. Wife wants to go, so trying to get tickets for our anniversary. I registered to try to get early access but missed out. Regular tickets are released in about 10 minutes, the venue has emailed me 5 times this morning to remind me they go on sale.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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The boy recently got into Paw Patrol. Pruitt how does the idiotic mayor keep getting reelected? She always has shitshow festivals.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Mayor Goodway's got the women's vote, the ethnic vote and the PETA vote in the bag.
Plus, as seen in the classic episode "Pups Save The Mayors' Race" she can complete a multi-stage race faster than any other Mayor in the area.
(I wrote that episode - the credits on that one and "Pups Save An Outlaw's Loot" were transposed. In case your son was asking...)
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We went through the same thing here. Registered for early tix sales, and got completely shut out. Couldn't even log on to the Ticketmaster site.Rush2112 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:50 am Hamilton is coming to Denver this Spring. Wife wants to go, so trying to get tickets for our anniversary. I registered to try to get early access but missed out. Regular tickets are released in about 10 minutes, the venue has emailed me 5 times this morning to remind me they go on sale.
Same thing happened Friday morning trying to get David Byrne tickets. Grrrr....
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Maybe you will catch him out for a ride on your way to the officeDaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:33 pmWe went through the same thing here. Registered for early tix sales, and got completely shut out. Couldn't even log on to the Ticketmaster site.Rush2112 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:50 am Hamilton is coming to Denver this Spring. Wife wants to go, so trying to get tickets for our anniversary. I registered to try to get early access but missed out. Regular tickets are released in about 10 minutes, the venue has emailed me 5 times this morning to remind me they go on sale.
Same thing happened Friday morning trying to get David Byrne tickets. Grrrr....
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We got some. Can't believe the wait was over 100K! I was in the 14K range and got lucky, even got a Saturday show!DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:33 pmWe went through the same thing here. Registered for early tix sales, and got completely shut out. Couldn't even log on to the Ticketmaster site.Rush2112 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:50 am Hamilton is coming to Denver this Spring. Wife wants to go, so trying to get tickets for our anniversary. I registered to try to get early access but missed out. Regular tickets are released in about 10 minutes, the venue has emailed me 5 times this morning to remind me they go on sale.
Same thing happened Friday morning trying to get David Byrne tickets. Grrrr....
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Look at the size of her cock.
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Safety first on the leg cuff. Messing up the hair is a bridge too far though.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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Chickaletta is a hen.
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Craig's Mom's Bush, Craig's Mom's Bush!
Gargantuan thicket of madness...
Bigger than Earth, and denser than gold,
Truly a magical bush to behold!
Gargantuan thicket of madness...
Bigger than Earth, and denser than gold,
Truly a magical bush to behold!
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Remember when you guys had a Harem fantasy draft and someone drafted Helen Mirren in the first round to fill his GILF category and then you guys all blasted him at the time for taking a 65 year old in the first round? I didn't say anything at the time, but that was absolutely the right play. Brilliant, really.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Actually met him in the office last spring. He was in town for the opening of his musical about Imelda Marcos, and somehow got hooked up with someone here at the Institute. We were sitting in a lab, looking at one of our Electron Microscopes, when the Institute Director came walking in, giving him a tour. I thought "Wow...that guy looks really familiar....oh hey, Hi There David Byrne".wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:38 pmMaybe you will catch him out for a ride on your way to the officeDaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:33 pmWe went through the same thing here. Registered for early tix sales, and got completely shut out. Couldn't even log on to the Ticketmaster site.Rush2112 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:50 am Hamilton is coming to Denver this Spring. Wife wants to go, so trying to get tickets for our anniversary. I registered to try to get early access but missed out. Regular tickets are released in about 10 minutes, the venue has emailed me 5 times this morning to remind me they go on sale.
Same thing happened Friday morning trying to get David Byrne tickets. Grrrr....
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Damn straight.Jerloma wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2018 12:15 pm Remember when you guys had a Harem fantasy draft and someone drafted Helen Mirren in the first round to fill his GILF category and then you guys all blasted him at the time for taking a 65 year old in the first round? I didn't say anything at the time, but that was absolutely the right play. Brilliant, really.
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One of my heroes.DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2018 12:31 pmActually met him in the office last spring. He was in town for the opening of his musical about Imelda Marcos, and somehow got hooked up with someone here at the Institute. We were sitting in a lab, looking at one of our Electron Microscopes, when the Institute Director came walking in, giving him a tour. I thought "Wow...that guy looks really familiar....oh hey, Hi There David Byrne".wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:38 pmMaybe you will catch him out for a ride on your way to the officeDaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:33 pmWe went through the same thing here. Registered for early tix sales, and got completely shut out. Couldn't even log on to the Ticketmaster site.Rush2112 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:50 am Hamilton is coming to Denver this Spring. Wife wants to go, so trying to get tickets for our anniversary. I registered to try to get early access but missed out. Regular tickets are released in about 10 minutes, the venue has emailed me 5 times this morning to remind me they go on sale.
Same thing happened Friday morning trying to get David Byrne tickets. Grrrr....
The Imelda Marcos album ("Here Lies Love") is really, really good.
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