So you have dirty hair.Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2018 2:06 pmI will go days without using shampoo when I have long(ish) hair for these reasons + curls
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BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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well actuallybfj wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2018 2:39 pmSo you have dirty hair.Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2018 2:06 pmI will go days without using shampoo when I have long(ish) hair for these reasons + curls
touchable hair y'allMr. Chastain tells men to use shampoo only once a week and to scrub their hair with conditioner on the other days. The conditioner has mild cleansing properties that help remove buildup with minimal damage to hair, he said.
“Guys want touchable hair,” he said. “They don’t want it to look like there’s anything in there.” The shampoo-conditioner regimen he suggests won’t take out the oil, so the hair isn’t puffy and unmanageable. Shampooing without conditioner isn’t ideal, he said, because it leaves the hair “really dry and really big.”
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I'd never open up a pea-themed restaurant because peas suck but if I were to open up a pea-themed restaurant, should I name it "May Peas Be With You" or "Give Peas A Chance"?
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Depends on its location. It could be called "Peas in The Valley."
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Go Christian themed.
Peasus Christ.
Peasus Christ.
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I feel like it'd have to be somewhere with a lot of hipsters like Greenwich Village or Austin.
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Open it as a rest stop just off the thruway. Could call it "Peas To The Highway."
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Comedy writer (Parks and Rec, The Good Place) Megan Amram posted a huge list on twitter a while back of restaurant pun names....
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She's my favorite Twitter follow.
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"Lady and the Scampi"? C'mon.
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"Forever in Blue Cheese" is amazing.
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Wings Martindale is fantastic as well.
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I can't even rank them. Believe me, I've tried.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
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holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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There's a place a few miles from me called "C'est Cheese." Which always makes me wonder the percentage of people who understand that "c'est" is pronounced "say," enabling them to get the joke.
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Really like the sister restaurants, Quiche from a Rose, and Knish from a Rose.
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I'm cribbing that.
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I have had an ear infection in my right ear for 3 weeks now. Been through 1 round of Steroids, 2 rounds of Anti-biotics. Nothing helps.
Borderline maddening...
Borderline maddening...
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I've had negative WAR at work every day for at least the last week and a half.
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This is the third straight time going to the grocery store that I've worn my CMU hat and the third straight time I've been cornered into a conversation with the guy behind the deli counter about the greatness of Antonio Brown (he's a Steelers fan and we largely agree but I still basically just want my cold cuts sliced and given to me so I can carry on with my day).
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Wear a Peyton Manning jersey next time.
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Or a Justin Strzelczek jersey and ram your cart into the deli counter as hard as you can upon arrival.
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My father would have been 78 today. That is a concept that makes my head spin. He’s been gone for 33 years. Days like this are when that constant dull ache of loss is replaced by that sharp pain that followed right after he died.
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Sorry man. That was too young for him to go, and too young for you to lose your dad.
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So sorry my friend. My dad has been gone 15, hard to think of the joy my kids would have brought to his face. My mom is about to turn 84. Just found out that she needs to have her aorta replaced. Evidently not as difficult a procedure as it once was. But I'm not sure how I'll do without her. Just typing this is making the room a little dusty.
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That is rough. My Mom died 14 years ago, too young at 65 just as she had retired and looked forward to years of helping with and loving the grandchildren she had waited for for so long.
And you know, to this day not a single major event happens in my life where I don't instinctively think I should call her and let her know.
And you know, to this day not a single major event happens in my life where I don't instinctively think I should call her and let her know.
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While it was only 7 years ago, same thing. 65, collected two social security checks and died of cancer. Thanks, Obama.Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:36 am That is rough. My Mom died 14 years ago, too young at 65 just as she had retired and looked forward to years of helping with and loving the grandchildren she had waited for for so long.
And you know, to this day not a single major event happens in my life where I don't instinctively think I should call her and let her know.
And absolutely I still want to tell her when things happen.
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Big guy I was matched up with last night in our basketball league looked EXACTLY like AB.
No Kentucky drawl and no bourbon on his breath so it wasn't him.
No Kentucky drawl and no bourbon on his breath so it wasn't him.
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Porg shirt is a dead giveaway too.
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You guys don't wear shirts that match your avatar when meeting other swampers?
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I never really thought about AB having a Kentucky accent, but I guess he does? Also, I haven't heard his voice in like 7 or 8 years so....
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If I had an Archer "Van" shirt/series of shirts, I'd never take them off.
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I prefer the tactical turtlenecks, myself.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Clearly you're aware of this site: http://sterlingarcherdraperpryce.tumblr.com
Others may not be, so I'll share it.
Others may not be, so I'll share it.
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I was not...I have not laughed that hard in a while...Johnnie wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:38 pm Clearly you're aware of this site: http://sterlingarcherdraperpryce.tumblr.com
Others may not be, so I'll share it.
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
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I wasn't either, and it's amazig.GoodKarma wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:39 pmI was not...I have not laughed that hard in a while...Johnnie wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:38 pm Clearly you're aware of this site: http://sterlingarcherdraperpryce.tumblr.com
Others may not be, so I'll share it.
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Bless you Airman! Just what I needed tonight!Johnnie wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:38 pm Clearly you're aware of this site: http://sterlingarcherdraperpryce.tumblr.com
Others may not be, so I'll share it.
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Weird set of groupon offers in the daily email today, including these two:
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Setting aside my lack of a vag, even if I were vag possessing, are either of those things the kind of thing that one would use a Groupon for? Maybe not where one would cut corners...Vita Revive
Colon Hydrotherapy Package
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