I hear ya brother. Say, wanna go putt in the bullpen some more?
Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - FINAL AWARDS & SEASON WRAP-UP
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Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 9 UPDATE
I hear ya brother. Say, wanna go putt in the bullpen some more?
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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WEEK 10 UPDATE
Burlington Sports Frogs
The Sports Frogs keep close pace with Middlesex for the division lead. With a full week's worth of home games coming up, they'll have a chance to make a move.
- This Week: 4-2
- Season: 40-23 (2nd in Div; 1.5 GB)
- League Power Ranking: 4th
- Next Week: vs. Halifax (3 games), vs. Danbury (4 games)
Holland Oats
The Oats had their best week of the season, but continue to lag a couple games behind surging Rockford. Coming up they'll have a couple home series of their own.
- This Week: 5-1
- Season: 34-28 (2nd in Div; 2 GB)
- League Power Ranking: 8th
- Next Week: vs. Fort Myers (3 games), vs. Shreveport (3 games)

The Sports Frogs keep close pace with Middlesex for the division lead. With a full week's worth of home games coming up, they'll have a chance to make a move.
- This Week: 4-2
- Season: 40-23 (2nd in Div; 1.5 GB)
- League Power Ranking: 4th
- Next Week: vs. Halifax (3 games), vs. Danbury (4 games)

The Oats had their best week of the season, but continue to lag a couple games behind surging Rockford. Coming up they'll have a couple home series of their own.
- This Week: 5-1
- Season: 34-28 (2nd in Div; 2 GB)
- League Power Ranking: 8th
- Next Week: vs. Fort Myers (3 games), vs. Shreveport (3 games)
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NEWS AND NOTES:
Not too many major developments this week:
- TT2.0 returns from his suspension for starting a brawl the week before.
- The Oats' bats continue to show more life, hitting 16 home runs over the past two weeks (with duff accounting for 5) after putting up just 22 in the first two months of the season.
- Rams Fanny won Bensell Conference Rookie of the Month for May, his second month in a row.
- P.D.X. is hitting an impressive .323, but has just 9 walks in 276 plate appearances this year. That's some Ozzie Guillen level lack of discipline.
- mister d returns from the DL this week after recovering from a fractured rib.
- I feel like there needs to be a separate "Bronto injury report" from the injury report for all other players combined. Anyway, Brontoburglar suffered a pinched never in his neck and will be out until the middle of next week. Here is Bronto's injury history going back to last year: - Moreta has surged to a 7-1 record, pitching at least 8 innings while giving up 1 run or less in each of her last 4 starts.
- Gunpowder has hit 7 home runs in his last 11 games and continues to lead the league with 24.
Burlington Stats
Holland Stats
Not too many major developments this week:
- TT2.0 returns from his suspension for starting a brawl the week before.
- The Oats' bats continue to show more life, hitting 16 home runs over the past two weeks (with duff accounting for 5) after putting up just 22 in the first two months of the season.
- Rams Fanny won Bensell Conference Rookie of the Month for May, his second month in a row.
- P.D.X. is hitting an impressive .323, but has just 9 walks in 276 plate appearances this year. That's some Ozzie Guillen level lack of discipline.
- mister d returns from the DL this week after recovering from a fractured rib.
- I feel like there needs to be a separate "Bronto injury report" from the injury report for all other players combined. Anyway, Brontoburglar suffered a pinched never in his neck and will be out until the middle of next week. Here is Bronto's injury history going back to last year: - Moreta has surged to a 7-1 record, pitching at least 8 innings while giving up 1 run or less in each of her last 4 starts.
- Gunpowder has hit 7 home runs in his last 11 games and continues to lead the league with 24.


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Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 10 UPDATE
Quality managing to get the rotation set such that she got a start against the Meat Gayzers.Johnny Carwash wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 6:08 am - Moreta has surged to a 7-1 record, pitching at least 8 innings while giving up 1 run or less in each of her last 4 starts.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 11 UPDATE
WEEK 11 UPDATE
Burlington Sports Frogs
The Sports Frogs powered through a full week of games to keep close pace with Middlesex for the division lead. With a couple of series against weaker teams, they'll have a prime opportunity to make a move.
- This Week: 5-2
- Season: 45-25 (2nd in Div; 1 GB)
- League Power Ranking: 5th
- Next Week: at Manassas (3 games), at Woonsocket (3 games)
Holland Oats
The Oats faltered somewhat this week after their strong start to June, but thanks to a similar slump by Rockford, managed to stay just 2 games back of the division lead. They'll need to be on their toes for a Western road trip against a couple of solid teams.
- This Week: 2-4
- Season: 36-32 (2nd in Div; 2 GB)
- League Power Ranking: 11th
- Next Week: at Boise (3 games), st Yakima (3 games)

The Sports Frogs powered through a full week of games to keep close pace with Middlesex for the division lead. With a couple of series against weaker teams, they'll have a prime opportunity to make a move.
- This Week: 5-2
- Season: 45-25 (2nd in Div; 1 GB)
- League Power Ranking: 5th
- Next Week: at Manassas (3 games), at Woonsocket (3 games)

The Oats faltered somewhat this week after their strong start to June, but thanks to a similar slump by Rockford, managed to stay just 2 games back of the division lead. They'll need to be on their toes for a Western road trip against a couple of solid teams.
- This Week: 2-4
- Season: 36-32 (2nd in Div; 2 GB)
- League Power Ranking: 11th
- Next Week: at Boise (3 games), st Yakima (3 games)
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Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 11 UPDATE
Still waiting for my babip against to normalize. Might have to sacrifice a chicken.
Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 11 UPDATE
"This great starter is not in the bullpen!"This season govmentchedda has been credited with no saves. In no relief appearances and 104.1 innings he has a 7-3 won-lost mark, a 2.50 ERA and 56 strikeouts.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 11 UPDATE
In addition to throwing a complete game in a 5-2 win, I also went 4 for 4 with 5 RBI.
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Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 11 UPDATE
I appear to have been the king of the run-scoring single this past week...
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
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Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 11 UPDATE
"2 hits?" he said with a laugh following the game. "Listen, I'd be happy with a 30-hitter as long as it was a shutout."
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 11 UPDATE
I need a slump buster or something.
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Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 11 UPDATE
All I do is eat innings and shit wins.
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Baseball quote of the year.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 11 UPDATE
All I do is eat innings and get shit on by no run support.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Let me know when you tie the record for most career home runs hit by a pitcher in Burlington Swamp Frogs history.Sabo wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:53 am In addition to throwing a complete game in a 5-2 win, I also went 4 for 4 with 5 RBI.
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Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 11 UPDATE
Will do.DSafetyGuy wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:57 amLet me know when you tie the record for most career home runs hit by a pitcher in Burlington Swamp Frogs history.Sabo wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:53 am In addition to throwing a complete game in a 5-2 win, I also went 4 for 4 with 5 RBI.
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I am impressed with my recent performance.
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Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 12 UPDATE
WEEK 12 UPDATE
Burlington Sports Frogs
The Sports Frogs continued to chug along with a 4-2 week, but remain one game back of Middlesex for the Northeast Division lead. Next week will feature a full slate of seven games, with a four-game series vs. Dundalk and then one vs. Middlesex that will hopefully provide the opportunity to leapfrog the Offenders for the top spot.
- This Week: 4-2
- Season: 49-27 (2nd in Div; 1 GB)
- League Power Ranking: 5th
- Next Week: vs. Dundalk (4 games), vs. Middlesex (3 games)
Holland Oats
The Oats racked up a strong week to finally pull even with Rockford for the Midwest Division lead. Next week will present a challenge with two series against other division leaders—first a short two-game set vs. Wilmington, and then three games vs. Oxnard.
- This Week: 5-2
- Season: 41-34 (T-1st in Div)
- League Power Ranking: 10th
- Next Week: vs. Wilmington (2 games), vs. Oxnard (3 games)

The Sports Frogs continued to chug along with a 4-2 week, but remain one game back of Middlesex for the Northeast Division lead. Next week will feature a full slate of seven games, with a four-game series vs. Dundalk and then one vs. Middlesex that will hopefully provide the opportunity to leapfrog the Offenders for the top spot.
- This Week: 4-2
- Season: 49-27 (2nd in Div; 1 GB)
- League Power Ranking: 5th
- Next Week: vs. Dundalk (4 games), vs. Middlesex (3 games)

The Oats racked up a strong week to finally pull even with Rockford for the Midwest Division lead. Next week will present a challenge with two series against other division leaders—first a short two-game set vs. Wilmington, and then three games vs. Oxnard.
- This Week: 5-2
- Season: 41-34 (T-1st in Div)
- League Power Ranking: 10th
- Next Week: vs. Wilmington (2 games), vs. Oxnard (3 games)
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Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 12 UPDATE
There were a few grumblings about run support, so I looked into the advanced stats for the average runs our teams score in each pitcher's starts (RSup) and how that compares to their records. Looks like Rush's suspicions were correct...


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It's alright fellas, I got this.
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Utility OF, just chipping in when and where I can.
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Burlington owns The Big Ass.
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Burlington takes three in The Ass.
One milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard and in the darkness bind them.
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Ok that's much better.
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Oh yeah, that's something I had meant to put up here. I came up with a few stadium names based on people/things associated with that location, or references to the team name:

For the remaining ones, I'm still taking suggestions:
Altoona
Boise
Danbury
Dundalk
Fort Myers
Fresno
Kalamazoo
Nassau
Newark
Oxnard
Regina
Rimouski
Rockford
Shreveport
Yakima

For the remaining ones, I'm still taking suggestions:
Altoona
Boise
Danbury
Dundalk
Fort Myers
Fresno
Kalamazoo
Nassau
Newark
Oxnard
Regina
Rimouski
Rockford
Shreveport
Yakima
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Kalamazoo has to be Derek Jeter Field/Stadium
Regina - Queen's Park
Regina - Queen's Park
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Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 12 UPDATE
Rick Cerone Stadium sounds like the quintessential Brick City Ballpark name.
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There actually is a section of Regina called Queen’s Park.brian wrote: Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:48 pm Kalamazoo has to be Derek Jeter Field/Stadium
Regina - Queen's Park
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Should have guessed my suggestion would be taken.
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The Regina GlobeScan Stadium, referred to as the G Spot.
(Sorry, none of the major Canadian corporations that start with "G" are based in the province, but I think I found the best one to lead to the nickname.)
(Sorry, none of the major Canadian corporations that start with "G" are based in the province, but I think I found the best one to lead to the nickname.)
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Rimouski - Ici Stade
Shreveport - Terry Bradshaw Feild
Altoona - Sheetz Stadium
Shreveport - Terry Bradshaw Feild
Altoona - Sheetz Stadium
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Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 12 UPDATE
Ft. Myers should be Fucillo Kia Field
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"The Jete" has a nice ring to itbrian wrote: Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:48 pm Kalamazoo has to be Derek Jeter Field/Stadium
Regina - Queen's Park
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Mike Greenwell Family Fun Park Park
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I really can't stand that fat fucker.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.