Polishing Robert Kraft's trophy
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Polishing Robert Kraft's trophy
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Jesus, the guy is a billionaire. Surely he can afford a higher class of hooker where discretion is part of the price.
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Honestly, the best part of this story is going to be when the press uncovers that the only reason he was in Jupiter to begin with is because he was at Mar-A-Lago earlier in the day.
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I hate youtubers and/or my inability to find the full "buff my lobby" (or even "lay some carpet") scene from Baseketball.
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Holy shit, man. Fly to Europe and do it legally.
And wasn't he seen with a way younger woman after his wife's passing?
Man, what a dumbass.
And wasn't he seen with a way younger woman after his wife's passing?
Man, what a dumbass.
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EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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*yawn*
The only thing I've got an issue with is apparently these massage parlors are known to deal with a lot of trafficking, or really shitty indentured servitude-type arrangements.
But, yeah, what you guys said... Guy with that much money and all that. Probably part of his kink.
The only thing I've got an issue with is apparently these massage parlors are known to deal with a lot of trafficking, or really shitty indentured servitude-type arrangements.
But, yeah, what you guys said... Guy with that much money and all that. Probably part of his kink.
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That tweet was deleted. What did it say?
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"We're not the smartest people in the world. We go down the straightaway and turn left. That's literally what we do." -- Clint Bowyer
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He's had a couple of gold diggers, yes. The current one had a kid last year IIRC, so maybe he isn't into the preggo thing.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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On the one hand, six rings.
On the other hand, I am guessing Mike Brown would be way too cheap to pay $59 at a Jupiter "spa". Score one for Bengals fans.
On the other hand, I am guessing Mike Brown would be way too cheap to pay $59 at a Jupiter "spa". Score one for Bengals fans.
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This might be one of those rare moments when Twitter feels useful and fun. Unless you are a Pats fan, I guess. Or Bob Kraft's girlfriend.
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Myra has been dead for 8 years. As stated before he's got a young hot "actress" GF.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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The toadying and bootlicking of most NFL beat writers (not just the Pats TBH) is disgusting.
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Trump National Golf Club is just down the road at A1A & Donald Ross Rd.
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He's a billionaire and she recently had a baby with another fuck buddy, they'll probably stick together.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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This may be my favorite team's owner, but the "grew up poor and loving to see the rich get in trouble" part of me prevails here.
Also, lolz.
Oh, obvious joke: that's one way to get a 7th ring.
Also, lolz.
Oh, obvious joke: that's one way to get a 7th ring.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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No, I'm enjoying it..unless the Pats lose a draft pick over this.tennbengal wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:31 pm This might be one of those rare moments when Twitter feels useful and fun. Unless you are a Pats fan, I guess. Or Bob Kraft's girlfriend.
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Do players start passing their pussy up to the owner next year? That has to happen at some point next year. Somehow Edelman seems like a culprit but im sure Tom could hook up that hush hush A+ on a flight from ipanema. In all seriousness I'd burn one of those favors and ask my QB for a little help here.
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Maybe Bob Kraft is Q and he was just on the job!
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PFT: Kraft "not biggest name" in prostitution ring.
As with most PFT stuff take with a grain of salt and guessing the bigger name isn't the person we all hope it is, but still interested.
As with most PFT stuff take with a grain of salt and guessing the bigger name isn't the person we all hope it is, but still interested.
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Please be Roger Goodell (oh, shit just remembered that Belichick was in Mar-a-Lago after the Super Bowl)
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Probably just some accountant with a lot of letters in his name.brian wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:14 pm PFT: Kraft "not biggest name" in prostitution ring.
As with most PFT stuff take with a grain of salt and guessing the bigger name isn't the person we all hope it is, but still interested.
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Or Jarrod SaltalamacchiaThe Sybian wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:27 pmProbably just some accountant with a lot of letters in his name.brian wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:14 pm PFT: Kraft "not biggest name" in prostitution ring.
As with most PFT stuff take with a grain of salt and guessing the bigger name isn't the person we all hope it is, but still interested.
Mike Pence would be a good one too
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It's Jim Nantz
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Well, if this list posted in the other thread is accurate, I don't recognize any bigger names. Alan Weinberger is the longest name, and sure sounds like an accountant.
ETA: And John Johnson is totally my fake name if I ever solicit a prostitute. The arrest report would be classic. John, John Johnson's johnson was exposed at the time of the raid."
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Whoever it is had the juice to get it kept under wraps longer than Kraft, which means it has to be someone who is more powerful than rich. (or both, obvs)
Syb: This particular place wasn't the only one busted. This was part of a huge South Florida sting operation.
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I missed Craig P. Firing
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Not likely to be an awesome 85th birthday for that dude next week.
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Other theory I heard is the bigger name may have been one of the people running it and was not a customer, so his name wasn't on this list.brian wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:37 pmWhoever it is had the juice to get it kept under wraps longer than Kraft, which means it has to be someone who is more powerful than rich. (or both, obvs)
Syb: This particular place wasn't the only one busted. This was part of a huge South Florida sting operation.