The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 1:29 pm

mister d wrote: Wed Sep 26, 2018 1:23 pm Man Who Lost Hand Sausage-Making Forced to Cut Off Own Arm

That is one tough man.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 5:16 pm

Pruitt wrote: Wed Sep 26, 2018 1:29 pm
mister d wrote: Wed Sep 26, 2018 1:23 pm Man Who Lost Hand Sausage-Making Forced to Cut Off Own Arm
That is one tough man.

I hope he gives some homemade sausage to the cops that saved his life.

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 5:56 pm

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Tue Oct 02, 2018 12:45 pm

President Trump: "It's a very scary time for young men in America when you can be guilty of something you may not be guilty of. This is a very difficult time."

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:21 pm

But Her Emails.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon Dec 03, 2018 7:25 am

MERRIMACK — A naked man accused of attacking police officers Friday night outside a hotel in Merrimack was arrested after being subdued with a Taser, officials said.

Richard Chase, 52, of Merrimack was arrested late Friday ...

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Jan 04, 2019 4:14 pm

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:59 pm

That is the glowing chalice at the end of a long hallway of this thread.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Jan 04, 2019 9:50 pm

I miss J-Lo : (

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 1:39 pm

Gavin McInnes Sues Southern Poverty Law Center for Branding Proud Boys ‘Hate Group’

In the lawsuit, McInnes blames the SPLC’s “hate group” designation for the Proud Boys for everything from his being kicked off of PayPal, Facebook, and Twitter, to criticism from his own neighbors in a tony New York suburb.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Feb 27, 2019 7:00 am

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Feb 27, 2019 8:31 am

mister d wrote: Fri Jan 04, 2019 9:50 pm I miss J-Lo : (

Aw.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:23 am

Londonderry woman sues over fall at

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:27 am

Jesus...No!

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:34 am

Women's wheelchair push race winner's name is Manuela Schaer??

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Mon Apr 15, 2019 1:53 pm

Ryan wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:23 am Londonderry woman sues over fall at

Around here we just call it, Derry.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed May 08, 2019 10:23 am

The charlatan who got elected to the Oval office mainly because people think he's a great businessman is objectively the worst businessman in the country.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed May 08, 2019 10:28 am

Get the fuck out of here.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:01 pm

Saying "Capice?" to someone who doesn't understand the loanword? Or would it have to be in an email written to a native Italian who is illiterate?

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:45 pm

Suspicious Package Investigation at New Rochelle Station

The call about the suspicious package was made at one of the MTA"s new Help Point intercoms. Only problem: The packages in question were more of the same help centers used to actually make the call.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sat Nov 16, 2019 8:56 pm

Baloney · Post by **Baloney** » Mon Nov 18, 2019 2:29 pm

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:48 pm

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govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:57 pm

Drogue No!

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:07 pm

It is interesting that Maradona's shirt doesn't have the exclamation point for emphasis.

Post by **Shirley** » Wed Dec 18, 2019 8:32 pm

Pruitt wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:07 pm It is interesting that Maradona's shirt doesn't have the exclamation point for emphasis.

He snorted it

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:04 pm

+ redundant strike-thru. It already says "no"!

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:30 am

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Thu May 07, 2020 12:56 pm

Today is both the National Day of Prayer and also the National Day of Reason.

Post by **brian** » Thu May 07, 2020 1:04 pm

Isn't that just the same as Columbus Day being the same day as Indigenous Peoples Day?

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Thu May 07, 2020 1:06 pm

brian wrote: Thu May 07, 2020 1:04 pm Isn't that just the same as Columbus Day being the same day as Indigenous Peoples Day?

Ha. Yes. I didn't even know that was a thing.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Sun May 10, 2020 9:59 am

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Fri May 15, 2020 10:50 am

'Rush To Judgment' you say?

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Fri May 15, 2020 11:15 am

$5 says that there's at least one swastika inked on those cro-magnons.

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Mon Jul 06, 2020 3:25 pm

Post by **Sabo** » Mon Jul 27, 2020 1:39 pm

Vikings' Covid-19 infection control officer tests positive for coronavirus

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Mon Jul 27, 2020 1:53 pm

DaveInSeattle wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 3:25 pm

lol

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Jul 28, 2020 6:06 am

But if I had replied to DSG here that would have been super confusing.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue Jul 28, 2020 7:08 am

rass wrote: Tue Jul 28, 2020 6:06 am But if I had replied to DSG here that would have been super confusing.

Yes, this makes things super clear!

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Tue Jul 28, 2020 8:48 am

A_B wrote: Tue Jul 28, 2020 7:08 am
rass wrote: Tue Jul 28, 2020 6:06 am But if I had replied to DSG here that would have been super confusing.
Yes, this makes things super clear!

I got you, rass.