The Richie Incognito Bully Thread

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howard wrote:Again, also. I do not think Martin is a pussy. Not enough facts for a final determination, but on the facts revealed so far, insufficient to indict much less convict. The millieu surrounding this story--definitely pussified America.
I think that's what I've been thinking. Well said.

Heck, about Martin himself, it takes a shitton of guts to go public about hazing.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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It takes guts to go to the boss and tell on the other guys in the locker room, knowing that there will be retribution beyond what you have already endured. A lot less guts to quit and walk away and let your lawyer do the telling for you.
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The slut was just begging for it.
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So Ritchie says his piece. I think he is full of shit, but he does make some good points. (I think both are possible.) Of course his bad history clouds his credibility in my estimation. He did not convince me I would hire him on my team.

I want to hear about the money, which has vanished from the jibber-jabber since the first days of this controversy.
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howard wrote:I want to hear about the money, which has vanished from the jibber-jabber since the first days of this controversy.
Yeah, me too.
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The whole "it's the culture of the locker room" aspect of this is not going to rub anyone the right way at all. I completely expected that to be pinned as the culprit. And it's genius too. You can't physically change culture. You can only influence the people who make it up. And since this culture is chock full of millionaires who clearly don't give a fuck about your opinion (as opposed to say the military culture I live in), this story is going to be pretty weird to follow before it plateaus.

And here's The Daily Show's response to it. Pretty funny.
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The Martin/Incognito texts

They seem pretty innocuous.
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rass wrote:The Martin/Incognito texts

They seem pretty innocuous.
if thats all there was, then Martin is a PUSSSSS.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

That looked like a text thread my cousins would have...
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In reference to prostitutes: Strippers who go the extra mile.

Excellent. That should be trademarked.

I've just started reading and all of this is awesome. This is exactly how typical dudes talk to each other. Unabashed misogyny, constant insults that aren't insults, and frat-boyish mindsets.

I can already feel the women's rights groups having conniption fits over this.

ETA

The text on June 1st, 2013. Martin is at the strip club at noon and sends a photo of him with 2 strippers to Incognito.

ETA 2

Like...what the fuck happened? Out of nowhere they went from being friends to enemies. Something's missing here. The context of this is much clearer now, but there's still questions to be answered.
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Dolphins fire offensive line coach, trainer amid report

We did not yammer about the report in here. I found it fascinating, particularly the discussions between the bullied player and his parents.
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howard wrote:Dolphins fire offensive line coach, trainer amid report

We did not yammer about the report in here. I found it fascinating, particularly the discussions between the bullied player and his parents.
Here's what kills me about the stuff I've read on Deadspin....not only was Incognito a grade-A asshole to Martin, but he was the same way to the Dolphin staff. I've heard/read people trotting out the whole "Its a football locker room! Martin in a pussy who needed to get tough with Incognito! This stuff happens in every locker room!!" line, but what about the poor assistant trainer who Incognito was abusing as well? That guy was just trying to do his job, and here is Incognito making Pearl Harbor jokes and whatnot to him. If anyone of us did that kind of thing at work, we'd be disciplined pretty harshly, if not just outright fired.

I don't see how Philbin survives this. Either he knew about it, and let it go...or he didn't know about it, and was clueless about the atmosphere in the locker room.

Slate has a pretty good article about the whole thing: The Best Report on Bullying I’ve Ever Read, saying its a text book case of bullying in the workplace.
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I can't imagine things of this magnitude happen in many Richie Incognito-free locker rooms.
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Gunpowder wrote:I can't imagine things of this magnitude happen in many Richie Incognito-free locker rooms.
You have a very different imagination than me... I imagine this happens in every locker room. We'll probably have a wave of bullied players soon.
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devilfluff wrote:
Gunpowder wrote:I can't imagine things of this magnitude happen in many Richie Incognito-free locker rooms.
You have a very different imagination than me... I imagine this happens in every locker room. We'll probably have a wave of bullied players soon.

To this degree? Certainly didn't happen in college.
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Gunpowder wrote:
devilfluff wrote:
Gunpowder wrote:I can't imagine things of this magnitude happen in many Richie Incognito-free locker rooms.
You have a very different imagination than me... I imagine this happens in every locker room. We'll probably have a wave of bullied players soon.

To this degree? Certainly didn't happen in college.
I think that it was exacerbated by the ability of it to continue via text while away from the locker room. Before, what happened in the locker room stayed in the locker room. Now, you can continue any sort of behavior almost constantly.
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Apparently Richie Incognito likes to bully $300,000 dollar cars too.

....and then check himself into rehab afterward.

So, next stop is suicide and then we can close this fucking story, right?
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No.

He'll be dead within the year and then there will be a brain exam and then CTE and then Wolf Blitzer and then Arsenio and then Nancy Grace and you'll never, ever stop hearing about it.
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I had almost forgotten that Nancy Grace existed until coming across this thread. Ignorance was bliss.
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Johnny Hotcakes wrote:I had almost forgotten that Nancy Grace existed until coming across this thread. Ignorance was bliss.
Richie isn't a young blond girl.... yet. That could be part of the saga too.
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Johnny Hotcakes wrote:I had almost forgotten that Nancy Grace existed until coming across this thread. Ignorance was bliss.

I had forgotten until I saw a clip of her insanely ranting about marijuana being the greatest evil in the world. Screeching at some pro-pot dude, along with a law enforcement officer who has seen things, man. Then it was side-by-side with a clip of her passionately arguing the polar opposite. She is truly a despicable cunt.
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