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The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
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THERE’S NOWT WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
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Did you hear about the cow that couldn't give milk?
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Man climbs atop playground equipment at _____ park, tells kids where babies come from
Thank God my sex ed teacher didn't look like this.
Thank God my sex ed teacher didn't look like this.
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BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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12-year-old black kid gets the cops called on him for mowing a neighbor's lawn.
Perhaps somewhat surprisingly the cops did NOT kill him.
Perhaps somewhat surprisingly the cops did NOT kill him.
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Of course.
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Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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Honestly? I think a joker with a Batman tatttoo is kind of inspired.
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Here's a fun one -- XXXX doctor fired for anti-Semitic social media posts, including threatening to give Jews "the wrong meds".
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Astounding that she got her degree at that school.brian wrote: ↑Thu Jan 03, 2019 12:51 pm Here's a fun one -- XXXX doctor fired for anti-Semitic social media posts, including threatening to give Jews "the wrong meds".
a Jewish-sponsored independent institution of higher and professional education. The College was established primarily to enrich the Jewish heritage, and to serve the larger American community. Approximately 18,000 students are currently enrolled in the various schools and divisions of Touro.
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Woman, 28, is charged after 'attacking her elderly parents and threatening to kill her father with a knife' when they refused to take her to Outback Steakhouse
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... house.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... house.html
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I'd kill for those cheese fries.
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Millennials are such snowflakes.Baloney wrote: ↑Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:44 am Woman, 28, is charged after 'attacking her elderly parents and threatening to kill her father with a knife' when they refused to take her to Outback Steakhouse
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... house.html
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‘A gun was pulled out on a kid’: ______ man could face hate crime charge for MLK Day confrontation
It was at an event called "Wheels Up, Guns Down."
It was at an event called "Wheels Up, Guns Down."
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NH interlude.
This guy called a suicide hotline because to tell someone he was stabbing himself. But when officers got there he wouldn't let them in, so they broke down the door and he started coming at them with a baseball bat. After taking a taser to the chest, he retreated to the bedroom and then completed the plate appearance when the officer followed him in there.
This guy called a suicide hotline because to tell someone he was stabbing himself. But when officers got there he wouldn't let them in, so they broke down the door and he started coming at them with a baseball bat. After taking a taser to the chest, he retreated to the bedroom and then completed the plate appearance when the officer followed him in there.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Okay not fl or Ohio..but outstanding
https://thesiouxfallsheadliner.com/2019 ... OjQgWpyXwM
https://thesiouxfallsheadliner.com/2019 ... OjQgWpyXwM
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Did he follow each pun with a literal explanation of the pun and why it might be considered funny?wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 01, 2019 4:10 pm Okay not fl or Ohio..but outstanding
https://thesiouxfallsheadliner.com/2019 ... OjQgWpyXwM
Totally Kafkaesque
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A 69-year-old man was arrested Wednesday after deputies said he failed in back-to-back attempts to rob businesses.
The third time was the charm, though — and resulted in charges.
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafe ... tE3ZywdXsA
The third time was the charm, though — and resulted in charges.
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafe ... tE3ZywdXsA
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Detectives say Christian Nichols dressed up in a black and white Husky dog costume has sex with his pet Siberian Husky.
https://iontb.com/pinellas-county-detec ... O38I1cL75s
https://iontb.com/pinellas-county-detec ... O38I1cL75s
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The SWAT team showed up at a ____ mayor’s door. Then he started shooting, police say.
The mayor (...) was arrested on Thursday after shooting at a SWAT team that had come to arrest him on charges of illegally practicing medicine, officials say.
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Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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This state man, I don't know.
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sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2019 5:39 pm Man arrested for refusing to remove "I EAT ASS" sticker on rear window Of his truck
After issuing Webb a notice to appear ticket, the deputy asked him to alter the sticker so that it would “no longer be derogatory.” Webb declined the request, citing First Amendment speech protections.
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ACLU takes this case right?Pruitt wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 5:28 amsancarlos wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2019 5:39 pm Man arrested for refusing to remove "I EAT ASS" sticker on rear window Of his truckAfter issuing Webb a notice to appear ticket, the deputy asked him to alter the sticker so that it would “no longer be derogatory.” Webb declined the request, citing First Amendment speech protections.
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Charges dropped.wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 7:35 amACLU takes this case right?Pruitt wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 5:28 amsancarlos wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2019 5:39 pm Man arrested for refusing to remove "I EAT ASS" sticker on rear window Of his truckAfter issuing Webb a notice to appear ticket, the deputy asked him to alter the sticker so that it would “no longer be derogatory.” Webb declined the request, citing First Amendment speech protections.
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testuser2 wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 8:40 amCharges dropped.wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 7:35 amACLU takes this case right?Pruitt wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 5:28 amsancarlos wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2019 5:39 pm Man arrested for refusing to remove "I EAT ASS" sticker on rear window Of his truckAfter issuing Webb a notice to appear ticket, the deputy asked him to alter the sticker so that it would “no longer be derogatory.” Webb declined the request, citing First Amendment speech protections.
A prosecutor noted that an evaluation of the evidence “through the prism of Supreme Court precedent” determined that Webb “has a valid defense to be raised under the First Amendment of our United States Constitution. Given such, a jury would not convict under these facts.”
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Is that a pistol or are you just pleased to see me
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/regi ... police-say
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/regi ... police-say
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Driver plows into crowd at Harley-Davidson concert and runs over singer, cops say
Headlines are great and all... but this is an article worth reading all the way through.
Headlines are great and all... but this is an article worth reading all the way through.
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[url=https://www.local10.com/news/local/miam ... }Defendant in ______ courtroom throws feces at judge during trial, misses[/url]
Dude was acquitted too.'It's protein! It's good for you,' defendant tells judge
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At least he had a towel.
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