Woof. That was quite a read.
Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
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BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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I block his meme posting, my lord the drivel. He truly believes that the Nazi's were basically Communists. I'd block block him, but I get bored at work sometimes.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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I am very curious about the responses to this post. More than the actual responses, I want to read the thoughts people held back on.
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I can hook you up!The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri Jan 10, 2020 2:25 pmI am very curious about the responses to this post. More than the actual responses, I want to read the thoughts people held back on.
I am. I would love to read for you. Message me. I channel angels, guides and I am a medium. Thanks!
Haha, I feel you. I do Tarot readings both in person (Boulder/Denver area) and online. I have 20+ years of experience to offer practical, tangible guidance through whatever is revealed by the cards.
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Anyone here love Yanni and know how to choreograph dance?
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I'm arguing with people on TT's Benoit status by copying and pasting Myspacer comments from AofG. Good times.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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There were two lockdowns at our HS on Friday. Rumors very well might have been exacerbated by FB and the fact that every kid has a phone, but pretty much the first official public township response in the aftermath was to blame a local FB group that is run by a vocal political rival of the township committee.
My kid is in 8th grade and in the middle of making a decision on where she is going to HS in the fall so overblown or not this wasn’t fun.
My kid is in 8th grade and in the middle of making a decision on where she is going to HS in the fall so overblown or not this wasn’t fun.
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it was amazing to see. I love a good callback
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Yesterday, my Aunt posted a meme supposedly naming the Whistleblower, and showing pictures of him with Biden, Hillary, and Obama.
Doesn't the fact that everything the Whistleblower reported has proven to be true make it fairly moot who it actually is?
Doesn't the fact that everything the Whistleblower reported has proven to be true make it fairly moot who it actually is?
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100 percent nonsense basically 24 hours into the first round of witness testimony in front of the House hearing. All of the whistleblower claims were backed up by multiple sources.DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 2:14 pm Yesterday, my Aunt posted a meme supposedly naming the Whistleblower, and showing pictures of him with Biden, Hillary, and Obama.
Doesn't the fact that everything the Whistleblower reported has proven to be true make it fairly moot who it actually is?
Ridiculous.
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Send her to Berkeley Heights! I can get you a great deal on a house before it goes on the market!rass wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:51 am There were two lockdowns at our HS on Friday. Rumors very well might have been exacerbated by FB and the fact that every kid has a phone, but pretty much the first official public township response in the aftermath was to blame a local FB group that is run by a vocal political rival of the township committee.
My kid is in 8th grade and in the middle of making a decision on where she is going to HS in the fall so overblown or not this wasn’t fun.
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The fact that he (presumably) didn't testify makes it entirely moot who it is.DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 2:14 pm Yesterday, my Aunt posted a meme supposedly naming the Whistleblower, and showing pictures of him with Biden, Hillary, and Obama.
Doesn't the fact that everything the Whistleblower reported has proven to be true make it fairly moot who it actually is?
He's the guy who heard a car window being broken and called the cops. If the prosecution depends entirely on other witnesses, he is completely irrelevant.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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jesus fucking christ, it's happening againBrontoburglar wrote: ↑Wed Aug 29, 2018 9:02 amThanks. The worst is being accused of X/Y/Z from people who don't know me or don't care to find out the entirety of the story or being told "I knew this was coming!" from people who made no such effort to reach out and say that they knew "this was coming." The loudest carnival barker to that effect's only text message to me about the 2017 event is about how much he enjoyed it and that it's the highlight of his year.sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Aug 29, 2018 8:32 amSounded like some heavy stuff. Good on you for dealing with it head on.Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Wed Aug 29, 2018 8:16 amI had been off of FB for three months and ...
yeah, if you're friends with me you know what I'm referencing
another longtime presence and someone set to be at my 2020 event is being accused of some shitty relationship things by an ex who went on a podcast in her professional capacity and aired the accusations. I set my lineup 6 weeks ago and no one had any idea that this was a thing -- she said numerous times that she had told no one, not even her closest friends -- so I'm blindsided like everyone else
but the internet does what the internet does, and I'm now tangentially involved and have to take action. which is fine and necessary. but facebook is the worst place for this shit to unfold. reason and logic goes out the window at times.
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Clearly you need to stop inviting men to your event.Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2020 9:46 amjesus fucking christ, it's happening againBrontoburglar wrote: ↑Wed Aug 29, 2018 9:02 amThanks. The worst is being accused of X/Y/Z from people who don't know me or don't care to find out the entirety of the story or being told "I knew this was coming!" from people who made no such effort to reach out and say that they knew "this was coming." The loudest carnival barker to that effect's only text message to me about the 2017 event is about how much he enjoyed it and that it's the highlight of his year.sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Aug 29, 2018 8:32 amSounded like some heavy stuff. Good on you for dealing with it head on.Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Wed Aug 29, 2018 8:16 amI had been off of FB for three months and ...
yeah, if you're friends with me you know what I'm referencing
another longtime presence and someone set to be at my 2020 event is being accused of some shitty relationship things by an ex who went on a podcast in her professional capacity and aired the accusations. I set my lineup 6 weeks ago and no one had any idea that this was a thing -- she said numerous times that she had told no one, not even her closest friends -- so I'm blindsided like everyone else
but the internet does what the internet does, and I'm now tangentially involved and have to take action. which is fine and necessary. but facebook is the worst place for this shit to unfold. reason and logic goes out the window at times.
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Posted by someone who doesn't have a job.
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Some social distancing should help stop men at your conference from getting rapey.Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2020 9:46 amjesus fucking christ, it's happening againBrontoburglar wrote: ↑Wed Aug 29, 2018 9:02 amThanks. The worst is being accused of X/Y/Z from people who don't know me or don't care to find out the entirety of the story or being told "I knew this was coming!" from people who made no such effort to reach out and say that they knew "this was coming." The loudest carnival barker to that effect's only text message to me about the 2017 event is about how much he enjoyed it and that it's the highlight of his year.sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Aug 29, 2018 8:32 amSounded like some heavy stuff. Good on you for dealing with it head on.Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Wed Aug 29, 2018 8:16 amI had been off of FB for three months and ...
yeah, if you're friends with me you know what I'm referencing
another longtime presence and someone set to be at my 2020 event is being accused of some shitty relationship things by an ex who went on a podcast in her professional capacity and aired the accusations. I set my lineup 6 weeks ago and no one had any idea that this was a thing -- she said numerous times that she had told no one, not even her closest friends -- so I'm blindsided like everyone else
but the internet does what the internet does, and I'm now tangentially involved and have to take action. which is fine and necessary. but facebook is the worst place for this shit to unfold. reason and logic goes out the window at times.
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I refunded everyone's money yesterday. may have it in August. may not. I fear for the personal training industry -- or at least a large segment of that market -- because it's going to be one of the parts of the economy hardest hit. so if people don't have the discretionary income to come to the event in August, what's the point?
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A bunch of people in my hick hometown were taking all of their money out of the community credit union for fear they wouldn’t be able to get to it.
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And now they get robbed.
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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How far north of the Indiana border? Asking for a friend.
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Not very. Marshall.
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I can explain.
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Some people go for Neil Diamond. But, the Swamp’s got Neil Coal...!
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Vaccines cause autism. Not just on TT’s thread, lots of them popping up now.
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The Swamp's silly AB need do no such thing. Except to maybe Jerloma, since you're sort of treading on his turf.
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The Joke was calling myself eric clapton. The original Neil Diamond one (posted somewhere here as well) was sent in a group text with some parents and one of the dads was like, "Who Is that" despite Neil Diamond actually saying his name. So I made that to send to that group and the woman posted it to the 'book as well.
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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I really hate sometimes when i make a joke and people think i care.
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In case anyone is wondering... Market Basket exit 1 has no chicken whatsoever but does have eggs, paper towels, and some house brand disinfectant wipes. Shaw's exit 1 has no eggs and has only chicken wings. Whole Foods has a full selection of chicken and eggs, and some paper towels. None have toilet paper or hand sanitizer.
Does anyone know if anyone has pasta salads?
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Looking through the Town forum for advice on a service to remove a groundhog from my yard. Come across a post from 2015 where a person posted a pic of a dead groundhog in their yard, asking what dept in Town will remove. Response from Mister D to the picture: "Aww, I bet the little fella is just napping."
Cracked me up.
On the plus side, animal removal guy took a look around, promised me the ground hog hasn't dug anywhere near my house. He is living under an old shed in my backyard, and the guy said the ground hog won't do any damage where he is, and said he is happy to remove him or spray repellent, but advised against it, as he might move to a different spot and cause damage. I like the advice to do nothing. Personally, I think he is cute, and my daughter already named him.
Cracked me up.
On the plus side, animal removal guy took a look around, promised me the ground hog hasn't dug anywhere near my house. He is living under an old shed in my backyard, and the guy said the ground hog won't do any damage where he is, and said he is happy to remove him or spray repellent, but advised against it, as he might move to a different spot and cause damage. I like the advice to do nothing. Personally, I think he is cute, and my daughter already named him.
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Ok, Cliffhanger Jones...
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“Phil”
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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This is good to read as we usually have some under our shed and I've never seen good reason to care. Which is the opposite of how I felt about the family of skunks living under our front porch, which is more or less a part of our house given 2/3 of it was converted into a small room.The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:24 pmOn the plus side, animal removal guy took a look around, promised me the ground hog hasn't dug anywhere near my house. He is living under an old shed in my backyard, and the guy said the ground hog won't do any damage where he is, and said he is happy to remove him or spray repellent, but advised against it, as he might move to a different spot and cause damage. I like the advice to do nothing. Personally, I think he is cute, and my daughter already named him.
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I have to log into this bullshit website from time to time because I'll get messages or something (I have neither this nor messenger as an app on my phone) and I'll send up scrolling a bit.
Seems that the political discourse is still plentiful especially in light of the coronavirus stuff because the Libz dare question King Pissbaby Trump and his handling of this situation.
It's just so sad when I see Republicans whining about how liberals are destroying everything and how it was absolutely NOT like this when Obama was president. And any attempt to prove it otherwise is met with contempt and 'fake news' type of responses.
I have no sympathy for Trump supporters. I guess I'm supposed to because I'm American and they're American or whatever, but the strict marriage to an alternate reality really does it for me. I can't deal with them.
I don't post on Facebook anymore because I cannot trust that someone wouldn't rat me out for being "unprofessional on social media," but the day after I get my first retirement check... I'm posting again and ripping everyone.
Seems that the political discourse is still plentiful especially in light of the coronavirus stuff because the Libz dare question King Pissbaby Trump and his handling of this situation.
It's just so sad when I see Republicans whining about how liberals are destroying everything and how it was absolutely NOT like this when Obama was president. And any attempt to prove it otherwise is met with contempt and 'fake news' type of responses.
I have no sympathy for Trump supporters. I guess I'm supposed to because I'm American and they're American or whatever, but the strict marriage to an alternate reality really does it for me. I can't deal with them.
I don't post on Facebook anymore because I cannot trust that someone wouldn't rat me out for being "unprofessional on social media," but the day after I get my first retirement check... I'm posting again and ripping everyone.
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Man, you'd think something like that would make one get fired up about voting against the person they all worship for some reason. Weird.
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Man, you'd think you'd learn how to read because I've said plenty of times I'm voting for the eventual Democratic nominee.
But please keep telling me how I'm being divisive.
But please keep telling me how I'm being divisive.
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I almost died once its NO fun
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Would love to hear a reporter say just once, “Mr. President, this has been a brutal time in America. What can WE do to help you?”
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I feel like posting your senior picture isn't so much as a tribute to this year's seniors but more so rubbing it in.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God