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No way!
Astounding
Astounding
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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🤣
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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My Twitter feed is wild sometimes. And I stopped following porn stars. (I mean, I keep them listed, but they aren't on the main feed.)
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Technically in Thailand, it is considered a third gender.
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"Anal fisting thread?"
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Well, he is running for President despite not being able to enter the US due to warrants. And he has to hang up the phone and call from another burner every 30 seconds so thy can't track his calls. I think the anal fisting and penchant for ladyboys is far down the list of things that will sink his bid.
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Today, Brit Hume learned to check his open tabs before Tweeting a screenshot of his computer. (Middle tab is Sexy Vinyl Vixen)
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THERE’S NOWT WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
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I realize that's Dennis Miller's schtick, but what does that even mean? I'm legitimately not joking. Totally lost.
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No idea but I'm guessing it's an attempt to make fun of millennial libs.
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The response are hilarious. "Someone try unplugging and replugging in Dennis Miller." "I'm sure Dennis Miller was replaced with a random word generator."
It's interesting how many of the 1980s SNL cast member are Conservatives. Miller, Victoria Jackson, Sandler, Rob Schneider. Actually, that's all I got, but still, you don't see too many comedians being outspoken Conservatives. OTOH, Sandler is the only one you could say is funny or talented, and he isn't outspoken.
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Sounds like a pretentious aspiring writer. "Unctuous"? Doesn't even make sense there. But hey, it's an obscure word so maybe it will make me look smart!
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HATE that guy.
Look at all the references he managed to squeeze into a sentence that really makes no sense. It's like he's doing mad-lib "comedy."
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"The [X] that is [Y]" might be my least-favorite literary device. Hearing it wants me to kick that person in the gonads.
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Uhhh ... look in a mirror, bro. MAD LIB indeed!!!
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It's definitely really funny, but the more I think about it, the more I'm mad at the tweeter for semi-spoiling it by adding his comment.
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agreedJohnny Carwash wrote: ↑Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:24 pmIt's definitely really funny, but the more I think about it, the more I'm mad at the tweeter for semi-spoiling it by adding his comment.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Read to the end...
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That made my morning!
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I love learning the weird history of ordinary things. And the link to this Onion article made it even better:
OAK RIDGE, TN—Snack physicists at Nabisco Labs announced Friday the first successful synthesis of a Quadriscuit cracker, a salty treat long postulated by the theoretical models of food scientists but never confirmed by experiment until now. “At the moment, this hyperwafer can only exist for six milliseconds in a precisely calibrated field of magnetic energy, positrons, roasted garlic, and beta particles,” lab chief Dr. Paul Ellison told reporters at a press conference outside Nabisco’s $200 million seven-whole-grain accelerator. “However, by bombarding the cracker with neutrons until it reaches critical levels of zestiness and crunchability, we believe we can one day develop a chemically stable and edible Quadriscuit. Needless to say, such an irresistibly tasty breakthrough could upend everything we thought we knew about snacking.” Ellison added that the snack’s existence cannot be explained by classical Fig Newtonian physics.
OAK RIDGE, TN—Snack physicists at Nabisco Labs announced Friday the first successful synthesis of a Quadriscuit cracker, a salty treat long postulated by the theoretical models of food scientists but never confirmed by experiment until now. “At the moment, this hyperwafer can only exist for six milliseconds in a precisely calibrated field of magnetic energy, positrons, roasted garlic, and beta particles,” lab chief Dr. Paul Ellison told reporters at a press conference outside Nabisco’s $200 million seven-whole-grain accelerator. “However, by bombarding the cracker with neutrons until it reaches critical levels of zestiness and crunchability, we believe we can one day develop a chemically stable and edible Quadriscuit. Needless to say, such an irresistibly tasty breakthrough could upend everything we thought we knew about snacking.” Ellison added that the snack’s existence cannot be explained by classical Fig Newtonian physics.
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20 years ago:
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I was in Seattle for that.
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I was expecting him to hit the guy walking behind him in the nuts with his backstroke and now I'm kind of disappointed.
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Can you trade license plates with someone else? Because somewhere there is a 40-year-old guy that still wears his baseball cap backwards who would pay a mint for the rights to that.
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Fun with license plates (unintentional or intentional?)
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Pretty fun thread here...trip down Onion headlines memory lane...