I love that quote. The first part. Second one is nice too but I’ve never had an edible.
The Swamp Can Resume its Gambling Problem
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Did you go over? Cause right butthole time if so. Well I guess either way.
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Yep. Looks like I'm going to be half a point short.
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Woooooooooooo!
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Highly recommended.
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Anyone get a bad beat or get blessed by the Eagles last second TD?
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I think the last TD made the game go over but I didnt touch that game.
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Just in pools.
But can you imagine the noise in the sports books in New JErsey?
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Minnesota beat Sacramento in 2OT and the under still cashed in (by 10+)
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Gross!degenerasian wrote: ↑Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:58 am Minnesota beat Sacramento in 2OT and the under still cashed in (by 10+)
Both teams shot 35%.
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The Bears and the Jets are close to even money on the road. Both Bills and Vikings are resting their starters.
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I played Blackjack at a table for the first time in my life Saturday night. I was up $75 and ran away like a bitch. Not sure if that makes me a good gambler or a shitty one.
Although I wish I was playing craps so when I told that story I could have said "That's just how I roll." I feel like it would have been clever and indicative of my good-humored nature.
Although I wish I was playing craps so when I told that story I could have said "That's just how I roll." I feel like it would have been clever and indicative of my good-humored nature.
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Any time you walk away a winner, that's a good gambling story. What stakes were you playing? $5? $10?Jerloma wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:52 pm I played Blackjack at a table for the first time in my life Saturday night. I was up $75 and ran away like a bitch. Not sure if that makes me a good gambler or a shitty one.
Although I wish I was playing craps so when I told that story I could have said "That's just how I roll." I feel like it would have been clever and indicative of my good-humored nature.
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25. Started with 2 chips, left with 5.
I wanted to feel important and get free drinks.
I wanted to feel important and get free drinks.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Man that must have been a roller coaster of a three minutes!
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I know. I never even got my free drink.
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Hey guys in Indiana and NJ...take advantage of this one:
(If Rory makes a single birdie at the PLayers championship you can turn $5 in $150. I'm sure there's some kind of playthrough requirement but that's easy money.)
ETA: It looks like it's a new user sign up, but you can withdraw the money if you win.
Additional edit: so it does look like you have to bet the 150 but then you can take out whatever you win with those bets.
(If Rory makes a single birdie at the PLayers championship you can turn $5 in $150. I'm sure there's some kind of playthrough requirement but that's easy money.)
ETA: It looks like it's a new user sign up, but you can withdraw the money if you win.
Additional edit: so it does look like you have to bet the 150 but then you can take out whatever you win with those bets.
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You probably have to rollover that bonus 20x. 3000 to get that 150 out.
This is how bookies get you.
This is how bookies get you.
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I thought the same but the article linked seems to say that it's just the $150 that you have to bet. It does seem too good to be true.degenerasian wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:13 am You probably have to rollover that bonus 20x. 3000 to get that 150 out.
This is how bookies get you.
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Quebec is a nanny state.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal ... -1.5543533
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal ... -1.5543533
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Did he make a birdie before they made them leave? I wonder how all that went.A_B wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:02 am Hey guys in Indiana and NJ...take advantage of this one:
(If Rory makes a single birdie at the PLayers championship you can turn $5 in $150. I'm sure there's some kind of playthrough requirement but that's easy money.)
ETA: It looks like it's a new user sign up, but you can withdraw the money if you win.
Additional edit: so it does look like you have to bet the 150 but then you can take out whatever you win with those bets.
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wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:29 am Quebec is a nanny state.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal ... -1.5543533
Lotto Quebec Annual ReportWhile it found the game may call up a certain measure of skill, "it seems evident … that the game also involves a large part of chance, so that it does not take 'only skill or bodily exertion on the part of the parties,'" the court concluded.
Revenues of $2.8 billion. Paid out $1.1 billion.
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Some guy hit a 10-person table tennis parlay for $24K+ by just taking all favorites.
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Chalk!
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You could probably offer the underdogs $50 each to make sure they lost and still be way up.
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I almost never do this, but you guys can share my weekend sweat. I put $5 on Jhonny Vegas at 250 to 1 to win the PGA Tour event this week and he's three strokes back heading into the weekend.
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Is that a made up name for an e-golf event?
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Well, he goes by Jhonathan and is Colombian so Vegas is a not unheard of surname in Latin America. I only picked him because he seems to randomly have an awesome tournament every couple of years and figured why not now. Put up a 63 today.
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Bet on the sharks...and not Brent Burns
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/23/scie ... bling.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/23/scie ... bling.html
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Venezuelan, not Colombian.
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My bad. Thought he was Colombian.
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I'm looking at Portland +400 tonight vs LAFC and I can't not have some skin in the game. Any app recommendations?
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Isn't there an unwritten rule against that or something.
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I can do it through my guy on our behalf and venmo between us, if you'd like.
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Current lines are
Por +375
LAFC -161
Draw +320
Por +375
LAFC -161
Draw +320
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Sportsbetting is legal here (CO). Never done it, don't know where to start. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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$20 minimum wager, but I'd split it with you if you wanted to wager less.
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I'll prob throw ~$25 down. Trying to get set up on MGM. (They still have Timbers at +400)govmentchedda wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:14 pm$20 minimum wager, but I'd split it with you if you wanted to wager less.
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